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JoeZer

@joezer.bsky.social
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Yep! Y’all’s gay teddy bear from ATL. Still into Doctor Who/scifi, theme parks/amusement parks, and such. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ linktr.ee/thejoezer

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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 3h
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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The TARDIS flying through space
ALT: The TARDIS flying through space
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 4h
Those delts certainly be bouldering
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Appears weather here in MetroATL is attempting to be autumnal. Highs today forecasted to be mid-70s, clear skies, and lows tonight in the lower-60s/upper-50s. ::turns off A/C, opens windows, & sets fan on low::
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Burly beast is burly. Hope those have a bit of give as you’re nearing being close to DranHulking your way out of them.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My opinion would be similar to others: go back to pre-Covid staffing and remove park reservations.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why am I sensing more days getting blocked due to “capacity” by passholders who want to go but then never show up…?
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
>Bologna & cheese >PB&J, using either grape or black raspberry
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
…I wonder if I should begin devising some lore, or backstory, for him? Like, I have a way to explain how my schnauzer-man has steer horns and such in mind already… Guess I may as well add this to the bushel of “JoeZer’s To Be Wriiten” spreadsheet…
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you’re following my other feed where I allow myself to present a spicier side of myself, you seen recently where I’ve booked commissions with the artist that helped bring Ianto (my sona) into being. With these new pieces approaching on the horizon…
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The algo is thirsty I see
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dapper fella
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Meandering in retail environments at the moment. Spied this in the LEGO section. I wonder if I should tag certain people to make sure they see this…?
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I believe the team at @retrowdw.bsky.social has done an exploration or two of this section of EPCOT. They may be of help.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time to work on that thicc-thighed, never skips leg day, bodybuilder waddle
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All set to handle Orctober in a burly and tusky manner?
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get those tree trunks bulging to sequoia thiccness, DranBeast!
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having dabbled in costuming (*cough*30yrs ago*cough*), were I to do an “official” cosplay, this would be high on my list.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tsk tsk tsk… Time to get back in practice
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well…you’ve got the “scruffy-looking” part locked down. How’s your nerf herding skills…?
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Suitcase Dog
ALT: Suitcase Dog
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Obrigado, my dear friend. 💙💙⚙️⚙️🚂
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The pleasure would be all mine.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TNG “Future Imperfect” commbadge: fansets.com I wonder if I have to interview with @seanferrick.bsky.social to obtain tenure?
fansets.com
Fansets
Collectible pins for fans of all your favorite entertainment brands.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been eyeing this kind of sweater (jumper, for the Anglophiles that follow me) that King Size Big & Tall have in their offerings. Of the colorway choices they carry, I opted for this ivory knit with brown faux suede patches. Feeling a touch professorial now… Who is seeking “extra credit”…?
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Hamster Blanket Burrito with a Snack
ALT: Hamster Blanket Burrito with a Snack
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Uhoh…temporary cyborg DranHulk incoming
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All the hugs, my friend. 🫂🫂
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There are some entities that have yet to adopt those days
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Received a company-wide email just now. Appears my employer has decided to join other institutions with adding MLK Jr Day & Presidents Day to our “company observed paid holidays” list beginning next year. That jump us from 7 to 9 paid holidays—or, 2 more chances to gain extra working the holidays.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oooff
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good luck on the quest, Egg.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m able to order them for pickup/delivery at a Pizza Hut delivery unit near me. Might be an elective offering based on store.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mornin’, pumpkin
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
JEAL. OUS. Sucks living a 7hr drive away from WDW
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thanks. The part I’m not looking forward to is restoring my “life” to the replacement.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well…seems the “lost phone” roulette has landed on me after all this time. My mobile has scarpered off earlier this morning. I’ve already submitted for a replacement under Apple’s warranty program that helps with lost/stolen devices. ::sigh::
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
👉🏻👈🏻 🫣
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One day I want to see if my TNG seasons 3-7 Sciences blue tunic top fits you…for geeky pics and such. It was made for 1994-JoeZer and still in fine condition.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
::Typing:: 2026/0823— Subject K4L3 experiencing spike in libido while serum B33-5T is being administered in secret at dosages of 5mg per week. Based on viewable continued respone in physique development, recommend increasing dosage frequency to 3x per week. ::clicks “Save”::
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🫂🫂
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Think of how well your hugging would be as Machamp
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I recognize 5 Guys and respect the choice. 5/5 would consume.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I appreciate that. What made this even more off-kilter for me is that their liking of properties like Star Trek & Doctor Who rivaled mine. I wonder where they lost the lessons those stories we enjoyed instilled in us…?
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Now they’re back and acting contrite, at least, in words on a screen. I’ve let the conversation sit without replying back for a while at this point (nearly a day). Needing tine to truly consider if it’s worth the effort… **Just airing my brain out at the moment in here.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
…ranting about LGBTQ+ (a group I am part which they’ve known all that time), transgender rights, the “woke mob” agenda, and other such “degenerates”. My call out in private was asking if they really thought I was degenerate. They went radio silent with me after that.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Partial quandry came to light yesterday in my personal life. About this time last year a friend I’ve had for a little over 30yrs dropped contact with me. They had been on a spiral towards dark right-wing ideolgy and I called them out privately after seeing a rather vitriolic post they made…
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The art was commissioned from the accomplished and talented @drexyie.bsky.social. Yes, there is an NSFW version posted on the feed where I share NSFW items.
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JoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
** ALERT: Incoming Graymuzzle ** ** ALERT: Incoming Graymuzzle ** Please allow me to introduce y’all to another aspect of myself: Ianto Osterhagen. Yep…secret furry JoeZer is secret furry. This has been burbling about for a while and a schnauzery fella is how things have gelled into being…
Reference sheet for a fursona original character owned by JoeZer. Image contains safe for work front and back views of a thickly built humanoid schnauzer with steer horns.
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