SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remember me revealing that there’s a “touch of furry” officially added to my roulette wheel of things that tickle my brain? I’ve nabbed a commission slot with the artist that helped bring my Ianto into being. The piece will be done in their style where the person (me) becomes their ‘sona… 130
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In little over a week I become another year older. Will I be another year wiser…? I’m fixin’ to book me a hotel room for next weekend. Also the thought of treating myself to “companionship of an adult nature” for a bit of time as well. *sigh* The crave of human touch is palpable for me, y’all. 181
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Kink/Fetish confession moment— I find myself becoming more and more fascinated by fellas who elect to undergo “modding” on themselves. The various sizes. What the heft and wobble must feel like for them. Whether permanent, or temporary, my brain tingles trying to imagine it were me. 1/2 140
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026** ALERT: Incoming Graymuzzle ** ** ALERT: Incoming Graymuzzle ** Please allow me to introduce y’all to another aspect of myself: Ianto Osterhagen. Yep…secret furry JoeZer is secret furry. This has been burbling about for a while and a schnauzery fella is how things have gelled into being… 1273
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Ok…so, an update… There is a “birth” announcement—of a sort—to come within the next 24hrs… 030
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Time to earn those yellow hankies for a good cause, everyone. 030
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It me! Well…the ME there is below the waist while my lascivious and prurient pallie, @meatballdude.bsky.social, performs some consensual tortures upon my dangly-bits. 080
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Portends to be a quiet Saturday evening for me… #hairy #gay #bear #belly 1241
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Decided to enter the early 21st Century and got a BluRay player. Was about time, some might say…especially after getting a —more— modern TV than the 2000/2001 era rear projection unit in my living room. It’s a Sony with a small-ish form factor. Testing it with a niche subject DVD. IYKYK. 081
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Dare I wander the local woods on a weeknight to see if any werewolves need to mount and knot a human tonight…? 050
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Well, well, well… Either I’ve become “popular” enough, or the profile was desperate enough, or just DMing anyone/everyone to see who took the bait… Just had my 1st Scruff DM asking me to get into crypto. Oh…I laughed and laughed and laughed and then “he” blocked me. 060
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This beast & I have known each other for 21yrs now. I’ve witnessed him get beefy & jacked over that time. I’ve also always been flattered when he gets that feral glint in his eye hinting at my neck being gnawed on (instabone for me) & other carnal abuses to my flesh. Happy Birthday, Meatball! 1261
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026When WFH sometimes fetish gear is worn while on duty… 050
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I was a naughty so & so today… Tortured my nads during the second half of my WFH shift today suspending 1.5 pounds of metal from them. 170
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Guess what happens to me in 81 days… A— 14 werewolf gang bang 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🌕🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 🍆 B— Second puberty promising massive upgrades to muscle, cock, and balls 💪🏼🍆🏀🏀 C— Impregnated with a demon baby 👺👶🏻 D— …birthday… 140
Reposted by SpicyJoeZerBearJoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Found something from my profile over on zuckerbook in my “On This Day…” memories section. I shared this 8yrs ago today (July 2nd) and thinks it makes for a cute #throwbackthursday kind of post… 0121
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 23/06/2026How about we leave civilization & light pollution far behind for a night, set out a blanket, and enjoy some Stargaz(er)ing while you use my tummy as a pillow…? #trektuesday #tummytuesday #ussstargazer #hairygay 0260
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Ah, good. You’re here, medic. Seems before I beamed down, Dr. Ferrick—accidently—included a broad-spectrum vaccine specifically designed for Lycanians in my pre-transport exam. …and [::glances down::] this mutagenic side-effect occurred. 1/3 #startrekcosplay #kink #fantasy #gaybear #spandex 1230
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 21/06/2026And…staycation now active. King-sized bed with plenty of room for a cuddle pile… 2260
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Made an executive decision to book a staycation hotel this coming weekend. Will be here in Atlanta—the Perimeter Center area, to be exact. A few “adult accessories” shall be packed, ‘cause, why not? IF in the Atlanta area, and looking for trying out one of my hugs, do drop a comment or DM… 150
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Will a softie w/ball parachute in use work…? 1201
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It’s way passed time I have another session in this manner… -being flogged -hot wax -parachute ball weight -various items both silicone and flesh being inserted -and any other things that may come to mind of whomever I consent to play their kinky/fetish fantasies out on me 1251
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Crewman? Are you ok? You seem…distracted…by something. If you aren’t feeling well, stop by Sickbay and have Dr. @princetrek.bsky.social look you over. 2120
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Borrowing a file from the playbook on @princetrek.bsky.social’s “special” isolinear chip… 150
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 07/06/2026See…there’s still enough for someone to gently tug on while making out… 080
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Reposted by SpicyJoeZerBearJoeZer @joezer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Maybe impulse…maybe just finally done waffling… I’ve kicked off the process to have my greymuzzle self created, in illustrative art at the very least. They’re “birth” is expected sometime mid-to-late July. 262
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Egads, the “itch” to pull a @meatballdude.bsky.social is growing. Fly off somewhere on a Sat morning, shenanigans overnight, then jet back the next day. Where to…? 240
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 08/05/2026—Weekend away from Atlanta… —King size bed all to myself… 1260
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 27/04/2026With as much attention as I’m giving my scrote these days between silicone & neoprene stretchers, vacpump, & now magno weight rings, the “itch” to try saline, at least once, has grown stronger. 140
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Well…Doctor…I am feeling an…how can I say this…an ache in my groin. It seems that when I settle in to enjoy certain holonovels I always get summoned for emergency duty coverage before “the trigger scenes” that help inspire…my…release…as it were. Am I suffering from “blue balls”? 0161
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 17/04/2026This person ticks off quite a few boxes for me… Personality Affable Geek Handsomeness Sexynerdery Irishman *swoon* 180
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 12/04/2026King-sized bed in my hotel = LOTS of room for group cuddling… Bring on the hordes of snugglers. 0220
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SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 28/02/2026For those who are of a mind, these are all recent my most recent “adult online retail therapy” acquisitions (L to R, w/12oz soda can for scale): —a clone of everyone’s fave good boy, @conzo.bsky.social —vacpump set from @mrsleather.bsky.social —8.25 Silabone from @forttroff.bsky.social 0100
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Parcel has arrived. Just in time for the weekend. Also, whomever fulfilled my order at Mr. S included not only a guide for utilizing the implement, but also a note of encouragement. 💙 @mrsleather.bsky.social 070
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Uhoh…apparently I fell sway to another pique of retail therapy. Submitted an order a short bit ago today with Mr. S Leathers for one of their vacpumps with hand-controlled pumping mechanism. 🫣 👉🏻👈🏻 #naughtygaybear @mrsleather.bsky.social 040
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 17/02/2026So…the new singlet has—indeed—arrived. It has not yet been pulled on for wear… This is a new design offering via suplay.com that plays nicely to my scifi/TRON side. 0100
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Between 1983-85 I learned how to knit as I wanted my own scarf like Tom Baker’s “Doctor” wore. Did I know back then I would grow into someone who would enjoy a bondage kink? No. Am I surprised that I have said kink? Also no. #doctorwhoscarf #bondage #gaybear #gayscifigeek 1220
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Somehow…for whatever reason…my neck becomes a bit of a chew toy for @meatballdude.bsky.social… Not that I’m complaining…as that area is quite an errogenous zone on me… 0310
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Here I be, on this day of observance, waiting to see if the Superb Owl grants me cuddles, snuggles, and such from amenable burly men in spandex football pants… 1240
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Did I just order a new singlet online in a momentary pique of retail therapy? Maaaaaaybeee #chubbybearinspandex 070
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Face reveal. Wrong answers only.media.tenor.coma close up of a person 's face with teeth and a hole in the nose .ALT: a close up of a person 's face with teeth and a hole in the nose . 030
SpicyJoeZerBear @spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social · 27/01/2026My gods…I swoon so easily for this man it isn’t funny. Take Rick O’Connell from the Mummy/Mummy II, and add a nice amount of Golden Retriever energy, and you have Conzo. Forever a favorite. 0100
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