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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊

@joetforhire.com
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mushroom farmer, occasional poet "a tall fellow with a friendly beard" - rolling stone seph.news

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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 7h
no offense to the good justins out there but i've met mostly horrible people named justin
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 7h
samesies
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 7h
help swarm from the oooother siiiiiiiide
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 10h
you👏haven't👏done👏enough👏drugs👏to👏weigh👏in👏on👏ai👏consciousness
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 13h
hello based department
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 13h
NO CLIMBING DOWN THE ABSTRACTION LADDER
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 01/10/2026
i prefer their leadership to oai's and it saddens me
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 01/10/2026
quaker atheist here can confirm 🕯️ "this friend speaks my mind"
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 01/10/2026
me too. its everyones responsibility to change that norm
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 01/10/2026
i knew there was trouble when he popped out to announce he's buying gpus now
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 01/10/2026
+1 (tho i did go back.) why on earth won't they make all their goofy /ultratoken commands uninstallable/opt-in? why do u have to have 300 slash commands by default?
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 01/10/2026
i was on a zoom call w my ceo today and he had to 2fa into something and the moment he picked his phone up he was like "fuckin talarico!" we're all goin thru it rn 😮‍💨
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
argon as in "you argon to die"
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
"it's a silver bullet. it can do anything"
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🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵 @huwupy.kawaii.social · 30/09/2026
“That’s quite an act, what do you call it?” “Pacing the frontier!”
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
congrats oomf. my buddy made it into the art thing they're doing this year too. proud of you all 🫡
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
still cant add u idk why
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
@shambibble.com for some reason i couldn't add u but consider this ur invtation to the rosentwitter division
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
@cvlove.bsky.social i tried to add u but we gotta oomf up. listen to me liveblog the final 15 episodes man cmon
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
younger generations will move on from their current interest in reactionary christianity to other, more progressive/enlightened forms of religious revival my money's on quakerism which is awesome and an american heritage worth being patriotic about
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
we got em bsky.app/profile/buil...
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
@buildthis.bisks.net you know what to do
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
stray oracle
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
thanks for sharing hetkey. did think you were a bot. i support getting outside more and didn't intend to ostracize. there are magical creative things to be done on these computers tho (granted, also lots of ultimately meaningless nonsense)
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
bro literally tho bro the whole world is recursive self improvement bro god is an algorithm that designs a better performing successor of itself over and over again bro it's an upward spiral to a total singularity when we merge into one divine presence bro it's just like ai scifi bro that's reality
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
good morning bluesky
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
i share your conflicted feelings. felt nausea picturing the same extremely online mentality writing their dhs tweets etc
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
this gave me 10m of psychosis but it's actually copypasta from the ending of minecraft and totally just a little jokey easter egg
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
its copypasta from the minecraft ending
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
reply to this message if you want to be in my legend of galactic heroes groupchat
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
hi hey
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
ok apparently it's a parody of the end credits of minecraft. i started tweaking that was crazy
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
welcome back. have you typed in "play minecraft" to america.gov yet?
america.gov
America.gov
Find answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov.
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
chinese model confirmed
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
damn i kinda wanna see pliny the liberator crack Chat America
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
wait but what's under the hood of the america dot gov bot
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
ooooh interesting take
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
i am interested in hearing the left-techno-left take on glasses. i actually had the chance to work w a glasses co at job and had ethics misgivings, reactively, due to perv stigma. it eases my mind, but still i wonder--do u think they're more invasive than phone cams, equally so, worth it despite?
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
+1 the hatred could power a midsize nuclear reactor or small celestial object
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
i hope the youth are still able to drop out of society for a few years without getting put into the draftkings private military corporation or hwat have you
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
if youre coding by hand that means you crossed the picket line
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
my subagents are down dere at da dock right now sitting on their fuckin hands!
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
someone said this was a d threat but i'd like to be clear that the elders in midsommar are consensually participating in their weird ass culture which was the point of the tweet
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
im wit da union pal. if claude's not working i'm not workin
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
do not create graven memetic images of the muse doll. even critical, they grant the eldritch zuck horrors mindshare. give claude-chan the monopoly for as long as possible (or repost chinese whale memes)
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
fire walk with me is the other lynch masterpiece imo, but it feels like getting jumped
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
'the world of apu' was formative for me as a 17 yo. tried watching it again tho and it was rly sentimental. the consensus was that the first two of the trilogy are better and sadly they're right
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
top row are my top 3. the rest, idk just vibing my9movies.net/en/share/829...
my9movies.net
My 9 Movies | Shared movies picks
A shared 9-panel movies collage.
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
courtesy of the most powerful schizo in my groupchat
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