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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊

@joetforhire.com
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mushroom farmer, occasional poet "a tall fellow with a friendly beard" - rolling stone seph.news

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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 03/10/2026
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 03/10/2026
i trust chris olah more than the pope
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 02/10/2026
shoulda never invented the printing press
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 02/10/2026
free game alert
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
bro literally tho bro the whole world is recursive self improvement bro god is an algorithm that designs a better performing successor of itself over and over again bro it's an upward spiral to a total singularity when we merge into one divine presence bro it's just like ai scifi bro that's reality
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
good morning bluesky
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 30/09/2026
chinese model confirmed
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
my subagents are down dere at da dock right now sitting on their fuckin hands!
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
i saw it in a vision
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 28/09/2026
i am api error 400
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 27/09/2026
i rolled filthy centrist
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 27/09/2026
feeling seen
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 27/09/2026
pov you're about to hear the most annoying mansplanation of ur life
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 26/09/2026
if you feel like giving yourself the heebie jeebies, here is my contribution to the clauderot canon
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 26/09/2026
made these seitan tacos to express my support for the suffering ranchers in middle america
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 26/09/2026
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 26/09/2026
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 26/09/2026
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 24/09/2026
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 24/09/2026
it don't make no damn sense
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 21/09/2026
what else is like this
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 20/09/2026
lfg
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 20/09/2026
doodle oodo DOOT DOOT!!!!
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 20/09/2026
society if it was one big paperclip factory
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 19/09/2026
JEV Mason
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 18/09/2026
A LITTLE ON THE NOSE
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 18/09/2026
lets do it
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 18/09/2026
shoutout to all the fellas (inclusive) who got their marching orders this weekend
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 14/09/2026
that was on me
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 14/09/2026
A Gouda frittata. It means no worries, for the rest of your days
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 14/09/2026
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 14/09/2026
Like and subscribe for more DK eyewitness content
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 14/09/2026
3000 BC humans begin collecting trainer data 2027 A.D. D training data deemed sufficient
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 11/09/2026
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 10/09/2026
when they ask me how my week is going
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 09/09/2026
it's right there in the name, buddy. your hopes are for naught
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 09/09/2026
don't let them know what you're thinking, anon
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 08/09/2026
fascinatingly the KMT gave up autocratic power to hold elections ~10yr later this was when audrey tang and the sunflower generation were coming of age imagine this but instead of cosmology it's political phil and instead of book/gears/etc it's the internet
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 08/09/2026
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 08/09/2026
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 07/09/2026
pop quiz what's wrong with this picture
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 07/09/2026
this getting 0 likes
untimely meditations
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 06/09/2026
putting this on my forthcoming game to keep the ai vegans safe
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 06/09/2026
👏👏👏👏👏
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 05/09/2026
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 04/09/2026
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 03/09/2026
BREAKING: danger levels now at 0%
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 03/09/2026
i woke up that morning to find i'd gained 800 followers. they follow me, in name, it's true. but in practice it's more like i follow *them*—in the biz, it's a term known as "audience capture."
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 02/09/2026
she gave claude the sidepiece system prompt focus on yourself king
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