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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!!

@joescaramanga.co.uk
4.4K followers 872 following 34.8K posts

I'd offer you a beer but I've only got the six. All manner of retro pop culture references to baffle anyone under 40 and occasional rants. May make uninformed comments about the football. #totp #coys

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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 5h
Friday
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 14h
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 15h
You know when you've been Tangoed
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 22h
She's fallen asleep hugging the rug.
Clawdia,  a black cat,  asleep hugging the rug
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 22h
Not sure why Clawdia is hugging the rug but it's very cute.
Cawdia,  a black cat,  hugging the living room rug
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 23h
Being from Weston, I can't see the phrase "wet n' wild" without seeing "It's fun n' fruity" before it.
Postcard showing the Tropicana, Weston-super-Mare in it's 80s heyday
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 21/10/2026
Of course they have already fucking done it. Sort of. www.imdb.com/title/tt1112...
Grease; the rise of the Pink Ladies.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 21/10/2026
"Only a fool would ignore this, but there's one born every minute..."
Priti Patel as the Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 21/10/2026
Tollesbury sounds nice. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tollesb...
In 1972, Hunt's farm in Tollesbury was one of a number of sites being considered by Great Western Festivals Ltd as the location for a pop festival over the spring bank holiday. By the end of March the company had decided that the location was unsuitable, but not before local people had protested by hanging effigies of the organisers (former diplomat Lord Harlech and the film actor Stanley Baker) in the village square.[20] Michael Attfield, chairman of the Tollesbury Association, was reported as saying that the Association would be pleased to let any other village "threatened" by the GWF festival have the results of what had been learned during the protest campaign.[21] The festival finally went ahead at Bardney, Lincolnshire as the Great Western Express Festival.[22]
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 21/10/2026
"Blob. *BLOBBY* Blob."
Mr Blobby
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 21/10/2026
My phone just changed subjected to subject Ted. It's amazing how predictive text was better 25 years ago than it is now.
Father ted
*dramatic music playing*
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 21/10/2026
Is there any photo cooler than this?
Liz Taylor and Richard Burton riding bikes on the set of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 20/10/2026
Woke to find a dead shrew on the carpet this morning. Officer Cawdia is still conducting enquiries to determine cause of death.
Clawdia,  a black cat,  who never received any messgae and definitely didnt kill this delicious plump breasted shrew
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 20/10/2026
Kirsty Maccoll's "My Affair" Is on the radio!!!
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 20/10/2026
Got a chicken casserole in the slow cooker before 7.30.
Nigella Lawson
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 19/10/2026
Spurs play tonight.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 19/10/2026
Barney Ronay is hilariously brutal this morning. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
There is a reason Manchester United feels like one of those high street legacy chain shops just before it collapses, piles of Quality Street by the door, a rat in the lingerie department, destined to become a pop-up vape shop run by Albanian money launderers. There's a reason it feels so badly run. This is because: it is.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 19/10/2026
Monday
AI slop from the "No one has 20" List of very common tihngs from the 80s and 90s.
This one is an AI slop image of a man using a big old beige Pc.  On rhe left is a non desciprt box with a loop of wite coming out and goig back in
 A caption reads "noises"
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 18/10/2026
Changed the bed. Winter duvet on.
A police officer getting a medal from President Biden
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 18/10/2026
Kids are catching up with #TheTraitors. I have to say it was quite a surprise to see The Blind Dead turn up.
The Blind Dead,  crusader zombies from a series of spanish horror movies.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 18/10/2026
Two teenagers in the house now. Not sure how that happened.
Two ickle Scaramangas,  thirteen years ago almost to the minute.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 17/10/2026
Yes, Claudia. Me too.
Cawdia,  a black cat,  trying to sleep on my bed and looking very fed up.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 17/10/2026
Saturday
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 16/10/2026
Wheelin and a dealin'. Duckin' and a divin' Scratchin' and a samplin' #totp
The sister brothers
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 16/10/2026
"It's Friday, it's still number one. It's #totp."
A noose
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 16/10/2026
It appears I no longer have an account at @b3ta so I'll have to leave this for the 'Kids TV Horror' challenge here instead. b3ta.com/challenge/ki... #KidsTVHorror
"Did I ever tell you my favourite colour was blue" from In the Mouth of Madness.
But Bluey is sat next to Sam Neill.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 16/10/2026
Manager has signed off for the day. It's Friday.
Pat Mustard looks on as Mrs Doyle tries on his milkman hat
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 16/10/2026
I see Forstater gets her usual quote in where she once again says trans people should have to show their genitals without actually saying they should show their genitals.
Maya Forstater, the chief executive and co-founder of the charity Sex Matters, said the policies “represent a momentous shift back to reality”, but she was “concerned that NHS England has not said how rules based on biological sex will be implemented”.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 16/10/2026
I have to go to the office today. I have anxiety about a very important phone call this afternoon. Kids have got mates over for a birthday sleepover tonight. I've had better Fridays.
Garth Merenghi
"I pray that I can pull myself through"
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 15/10/2026
Raw dogging my doom scrolling.
Battery too low
9% remaining
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 14/10/2026
Watching Colin From Accounts and going nuts trying to work out why I recognise the guy playing Ashley's dad. It's fucking Bob Downe!
Colin Treverrow as Bob Downe.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 14/10/2026
Wednesday
Hugh Grant
It's right up there with my father's funeral for sheer entertainment value.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 13/10/2026
Cheese It
Discover the cheese of England and Wales
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 13/10/2026
Watching a video about Licence to Kill. I was getting shifts of AI from the guy presenting it, and then this abomination appeared on screen. What the fuck???
An AI generated image of a poster for Licence to Kill in a cinema lobby. Close up of the poster. An AI generated image of what I assume is Bond, Lupe and Pam. But their faces are all blocky and unrendered. The actual Licence to Kill poster.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 11/10/2026
That new 2cv though
Little tikes car
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Not a bad way to spend a sunday morning. Another tick off the bucket list. Shame there was no Lotus but you can't have it all.
Me driving an Aston Martin DB11My drivers pass on the biggest lanyard in the world! Me driving an Aston Martin 1975 VantageMe driving an Aston Martin DB5! !!!
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Christianity

Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report

Research challenges the notion that the growing visibility of crosses and other symbols reflects a revival of ChristianityCasablanca: I'm shocked... SHOCKED.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 10/10/2026
Spurs play today. #coys
Garth Merenghi
"It's balls to the wall flat out horror".
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 09/10/2026
Da fuck? #totp
Neil Miles and Meepy both posting the exact same gif in response to I Just Called to Say I Love You being on #totp
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 09/10/2026
Noel looking resplendent tonight. #totp
Lenny the Lion and Terry Hall (not that one)
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 09/10/2026
Can I shock you? I didn't mind Master blaster 2000. #totp
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 09/10/2026
Did someone say bevaragino?
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 09/10/2026
Going through some old stuff and found this.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 09/10/2026
Friday
Rik May all looking dapper as fuck in a white tux
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 08/10/2026
Wearing my new comfy Karrimor trainers today.
Zoom! "What was that?"

"That was your life, mate."
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 08/10/2026
Office today.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 08/10/2026
There is in the first half but quite a lot of an actual bear in the 2nd half (again following the Jaws template). I imagine quite a bit of the gore was cut. It's much gorier than Jaws. I must have watched it as a kid but don't remember it. I DO remember Snow Beast, which was dull as hell.
Poster art for SnowBeast. A made for tv Yeti movie.
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 08/10/2026
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 07/10/2026
#NW Grizzly My first horror (ish) movie of the season.
Poster art for Grizzly
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Saul Bass is coming back for all these cunts.
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