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Joel

@joelskeetsos.bsky.social
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He/him. Orioles, Commanders, Spirit fan. Everton 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳. Purveyor of #KeeganAkinFacts. Love your neighbor.

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 16h
Congratulations to Jim Palmer for unlocking the achievement of engaging in a twitter beef with someone whose political opinions are even worse than his
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 18h
Hate.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 18h
Those two deep completions came on BACK TO BACK ATTEMPTS. Insane heat check from the kid.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never noticed it before today. The camera angles in that stadium did him so dirty
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mike gesicki must be stopped, sick of him vulturing TDs
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How many fucking times are our receivers gonna fail to get set
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dan Quinn is having an awful game. Go for two here you moron
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You GOTTA go for that, Quinn!
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The NFL: we're going to create a TV show where we put cameras and mics in team facilities so we can listen to players get cut and realize that the dream they have devoted their entire life to pursuing has ended. Also the NFL: pleas dont talk bad about our sports cops they are just smol boys :(
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are you saying you're concerned that by continuing to treat him as a starter the Orioles might be tying themselves to a lost cause?
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If Mike McCarthy had an ounce of self respect he'd cut Rodgers tomorrow
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This offense is ass. Run the football and stop expecting Rodgers to be good. He's not.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jim Palmer has 85 career MLB hits, which if my math is correct, is roughly 85 more than Craig Albernaz.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The steelers are deeply hateable this year, I get it now Ravens mutes
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He is also the longest-tenured active general manager / president of baseball ops without a playoff win.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bring back the single game do-or-die wildcards in prime time. Nobody wants to be eliminated at 3pm on a workday.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Except Meidroth is actually good at something
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hammer to the head.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Score one for the mouth breathers
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't know, but say more about the Cedric art in the background!
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You'd think a veteran player like Bassitt would take that initiative and keep the team on task. Sure is good at talking about it after the fact though, gotta give him that much.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How can you expect bluesky to be excited about a movie while we have a CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are you encountering adversity for the first time in your life? Is the talent that carried you through your teenage years against lesser competition suddenly not enough to survive in the pros? Try bulking!
A Sports Illustrated dot com article from February 2025:

Jackson Holliday really beefed up during the offseason.

Holliday, part of the Baltimore Orioles promising young core, made his MLB debut last year. Taken with the No. 1 pick in the 2022 MLB draft, Holliday hit just .189 with 11 extra-base hits in his first season.A story from ClutchSports in June 2025:

Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Marvin Harrison Jr. has made headlines entering his second NFL season after undergoing a significant offseason transformation, one that added 11 pounds of muscle to his frame and altered both his physical and mental approach to the game.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My favorite fantasy football podcast has been talking about a young player hasn't really panned out three years in the league despite a brilliant career at lower levels, awesome physical traits and a family pedigree that projected surefire stardom. I almost forgot what sport they were talking about.
Not Jackson HollidayNot Marvin Harrison Jr
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"If I [could have] that solved, it would have been solved by now" is a thing that you just LOVE to hear your POBO say going into his NINTH SEASON WITH THE TEAM.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fair. Cowser is really the only plus glove they have in the outfield anymore, and he's not close to what Ced was.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In terms of defense yeah, you could probably make that case. But Hays was also hurt all the time and declining at the plate, with a profile that already didn't walk a lot or add value on the bases.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was Seranthony and Christian Pache, I believe
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phoebe Bridgers. That is all.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ducking the Marcus Mariota smoke, smh
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beginning to understand why these people believe men are playing in womens sports
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They've already functionally downsized by blacking out those seats every game anyway. And a standing room drink rail in the upper deck is as far opposite a luxury product as you can get at an MLB game.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From the renderings this looks like a shady area with drink rails in view of the field, and not a whole lot else. That already makes it a better and more functional place to watch the game for Standing Room Only ticketholders than anything they already had.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, very therapeutic I feel much better
Joe Pesci as Nicky in CASINO, being forced to watch his brother get beaten to death with a metal baseball bat
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They've refused to sell these tickets for years and Eutaw Street is only so big, so converting this area to SRO makes a ton of sense.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jamie whyyyy
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've attended 44, like... ever. Hah!
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've done this for years, but admittedly it is significantly easier only going to 1-5 games a year 😂
A google sheets file entitled "MLB Games I've Attended", organized by date. I link the baseball reference box score and log the venue, starting pitcher matchup, score, time of game, big plays or milestones, who I went with, and what giveaway I got (if any).
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It can't hurt me if I refuse to acknowledge it!
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔔
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really struggle to enjoy the MLB postseason if the Orioles aren't involved. Not because of the format or anything, it's just not fun to me to watch another team win while mine can't. I like baseball, but I love the Orioles more.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You gotta take a timeout as soon as the eagles get set here dog. Don't leave it to chance that they run out of time. Get your defense set and ready for the push.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's somehow both a cheap shot hit, and a soft foul. The QB wants to run, he's gotta protect himself like any other runner on the field.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Tom Cruise movie looks like poop from a butt
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me when I hear "Jayden Daniels does not need surgery!" vs me when I hear "Jayden Daniels feels he owes it to the team to forego surgery"
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Too busy eyefucking the prospect rankings
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody has ever had this much range
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Right in the nick of time!
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am "tired" of Mike Elias
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Craig Albernaz "first day at sitting school" lookin motherfucker
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