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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There's never been a more open throwing lane

Nothing but open space between Hurts and TWO open outbreaking receivers.

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Anything to help his hometown*

Mom holding her youngest kid while the older one struggles in the pool meme. The part of David Rubenstein played by mom, the part of Washington DC played by younger kid, the part of Baltimore played by older kid.

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Are you encountering adversity for the first time in your life? Is the talent that carried you through your teenage years against lesser competition suddenly not enough to survive in the pros? Try bulking!

A Sports Illustrated dot com article from February 2025:

Jackson Holliday really beefed up during the offseason.

Holliday, part of the Baltimore Orioles promising young core, made his MLB debut last year. Taken with the No. 1 pick in the 2022 MLB draft, Holliday hit just .189 with 11 extra-base hits in his first season.

A story from ClutchSports in June 2025:

Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Marvin Harrison Jr. has made headlines entering his second NFL season after undergoing a significant offseason transformation, one that added 11 pounds of muscle to his frame and altered both his physical and mental approach to the game.

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My favorite fantasy football podcast has been talking about a young player hasn't really panned out three years in the league despite a brilliant career at lower levels, awesome physical traits and a family pedigree that projected surefire stardom. I almost forgot what sport they were talking about.

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yes, very therapeutic I feel much better

Joe Pesci as Nicky in CASINO, being forced to watch his brother get beaten to death with a metal baseball bat

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've done this for years, but admittedly it is significantly easier only going to 1-5 games a year 😂

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me when I hear "Jayden Daniels does not need surgery!" vs me when I hear "Jayden Daniels feels he owes it to the team to forego surgery"

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The last two quarterbacks to beat the Seattle Seahawks: ▫️ reigning NFL MVP, future hall of famer Matthew Stafford ▫️ MARCUS MARIOTA

Marcus Mariota running a keeper on the zone read around the right side for the decisive first down against the Seahawks

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Stranding runners doesn't bother me. We're all stranded on this rock hurtling through space until we die. We all will be forgotten. Rece Hinds, no sunglasses ass, strike out six times. I don't give a fuck.

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It took them a game, but they remembered who their opponent is.

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Scherzer striking out seven and Bassitt going five shutty in their final starts of the season:

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Promoting your book with a question like this while you retain your eighth-year GM who hasn't won dick

What does it really take to own a championship franchise?

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Worst game I've seen a veteran QB play in my 30 years of watching my team led by God's worst quarterbacks

Mark Sanchez walking off the field after throwing a pick in 2018 for the Washington NFL franchise. Sanchez completed six passes for under 40 yards, threw two interceptions and took five sacks on just 19 total dropbacks as Washington lost by 24 points at home to a Pat Shurmur Giants team that finished 5-11.

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Cam Skattebo's hurdle attempt:

Deangelo Vickers "dunking" a basketball in the Dunder Mifflin warehouse

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Why are you guys even here

Typical Carlos Narvaez and Rece Hinds at bats

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"Well, Pat, I've always believed that if you think you have two brains, you really have none."

Pat Summerall and John Madden in the CBS NFL broadcast booth sometime in the 1980s

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

He drafted Trey Mancini and Cedric Mullins is what he did! He was a great baseball executive! And in this house Dan Duquette is a hero! End of story!

A still of Tony Soprano from the Columbus episode

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

SAY BUNT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Three years ago today, the Orioles clinched their first playoff berth since 2016 in a 5-4 extra inning victory over the Rays.

The 2023 Orioles celebrating on the field in their matching postseason t-shirts

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Something magical about inside the park homers hit by #16 on the Baltimore Orioles.

Trey Mancini sliding into home for an inside the park home run against the Rays on Mo Gaba day

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wish Heston Kjerstad no ill will. I am sure he will have a long and prosperous future as a floor manager at Dicks Sporting Goods.

The worst AB you've seen since... I guess literally the previous AB

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ready for another season of Washington Commanders football

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think it would be cool if the owner of my favorite baseball team invested as much money into the culture, beautification and preservation of Baltimore as he does in the closest and most directly competing market.

Orioles owner David Rubenstein buys Kennedy Center sculpture after its removal

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Possibly the best film adaptation of a book series never to get a sequel in this century.

The prescript from MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'm very proud of my fantasy football team name in my church league this season I present: The Book of Trevelation

The roster, sans bench, kicker and defense... the boring stuff

Trevor Lawrence
Chase Brown
Jaylen Warren
CeeDee Lamb
Tee Higgins
George Kittle
Luther Burden

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

By far, the most radicalizing scene in all of MONEYBALL

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Really disappointing stuff from Google.

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I was not born yet for the Devo catch lol Also it probably doesn't count as a strictly Orioles HR robbery, but I forgot to mention the Adam Jones WBC catch. That's THE robbery in my mind, Orioles or not.

Adam Jones robs Manny Machado at the 2017 World Baseball Classic in San Diego.

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Think the Buxton one in Minnesota is still my favorite. But I've seen people say that the only reason he got to so many was because of the short fences at Camden, which is not true. Look at how high over the wall he could fly!

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Four years ago today. Happy Anniversary, Gunnar!

Gunnar Henderson, helmetless, watching his first career hit sail over the Progressive Field fence for a home run against the Cleveland Guardians on August 31, 2022.

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