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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
cow looking at two paths, one labelled "employment" and the other labelled "unemployment", both lead to a hole labelled "i should get a phd". text around the image reads "the illusion of free choice"
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
taking suggestions
letterboxd list named "horror movie plots incited by cartoon tropes". it contains two movies: Obsession and Dead Ringers
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
as someone who didn't have cable and mainly grew up on mario let's play videos and bfdi, the cathode ray mission from videodrome and its thesis that pop culture is just as important of a necessity as food if people want to integrate into society really resonated with me. yup i can confirm
screenshot of the cathode ray mission from videodrome: an overhead view of an old building with graffitied cubicles. inside each cubicle is an old crt television
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
first sentence of the wikipedia page for the song take me out to the ball game is them outing the writers as larpers
screenshot of the page "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" on wikipedia. text reads "'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' is a 1908 waltz song by Jack Norworth and Albert Von Tilzer which has become the unofficial anthem of North American baseball, although neither of its authors had attended a game before writing the song."
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dwyane johnson holding his hand out with a smirk on his face. text overlaid reads "TAKE IT EASY [2010s youtube cartoon reviewer] // THEY'RE JUST [fart jokes and gross out humor]"
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
screenshot of a post on r/physics titles "What to do if i have theories? I contacted a college and they ignored me"
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ik persona was never really gameplay-forward but it's jarring to have just finished p3, where even its watered down version of press turn at least had some higher thematic purpose, to having those mechanics get diluted across two games and remakes until you make the game play itself
screenshot of persona 4 revival with overlaid text describing "Prime Time" where you get free turns and sp-free skill usage, alongside resistances being ignoredscreenshot from persona 4 revival of chie biting her thumb, text advertising "Blunder Cover" where allies can immediately follow up missed attacks for freescreenshot of yu and kanji high-fiving in persona 4 revival, text advertising how they added baton passes
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
guy who puts these in the church donation bin
one of those fake 20 dollar tips that have a prayer on them when you unfold them
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
you're doing it rn tho
screenshot of the "this account has been marked as automated by its owner" dialogue box on top of this post
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
he smelled the larp. the larp is crazy
screenshot of an excerpt from this translation of the brothers karamazov: https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/28054/pg28054-images.html

 “Excuse me,” Dmitri cried suddenly; “if I’ve heard aright, crime must not only be permitted but even recognized as the inevitable and the most rational outcome of his position for every infidel! Is that so or not?”

“Quite so,” said Father Païssy.

“I’ll remember it.”

Having uttered these words Dmitri ceased speaking as suddenly as he had begun. Every one looked at him with curiosity.

“Is that really your conviction as to the consequences of the disappearance of the faith in immortality?” the elder asked Ivan suddenly.

“Yes. That was my contention. There is no virtue if there is no immortality.”

“You are blessed in believing that, or else most unhappy.”

“Why unhappy?” Ivan asked smiling.

“Because, in all probability you don’t believe yourself in the immortality of your soul, nor in what you have written yourself in your article on Church jurisdiction.”

“Perhaps you are right! ... But I wasn’t altogether joking,” Ivan suddenly and strangely confessed, flushing quickly.

“You were not altogether joking. That’s true. The question is still fretting your heart, and not answered. But the martyr likes sometimes to divert himself with his despair, as it were driven to it by despair itself. Meanwhile, in your despair, you, too, divert yourself with magazine articles, and discussions in society, though you don’t believe your own arguments, and with an aching heart mock at them inwardly.... That question you have not answered, and it is your great grief, for it clamors for an answer.”
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
build your own tung tung
wooden cylinders of various sizes laid out on a bed
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i made this meme & kept it for a while because i can't think of anyone that would find it funny but i realize i don't even find it funny either. i find it cool. these memes are like pulling off a combo in a fg where the more words you circle the higher your score. so i hope you view this like that.
one of those name sound alike memes where the text being scribble atop of is google's bum ai overview for when i reverse image searched habitat 67. the text reads:

"- This image shows Habitat 67, a famous modular residence complex in Montreal, Canada
- It was designed by architect Moshe Safdie and built as part of the Expo 67 World's Fair
- The structure is a landmark example of Brutalist"

"67" is circled and points to the 67 kid. "Safdie" is circled and points to a Marty Supreme poster. "Expo" is circled and points to the logo for the RN framework of the same name. "World's Fair" is circled and points to a poster for We're All Going To The World's Fair. Brutalist is circled and points to a still from The Brutalist
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this meme never made sense to me bc you can't order leaves at mcdonalds. did a giraffe make this lol
the mcdonalds alignment chart. header reads "CHILDREN YELLIING: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!". below is a triangle, with the top side reading "We have food at home", the bottom left point reading "*Pulls into the drive through as children cheer* *Orders a single black coffee and leaves*", and the bottom right point reading "MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!"
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
leaving church today and a lady said i looked very italian
tony soprano holding a vase of flowers
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
-oid suffix
4-panel black and white comic 
panel 1: cartoon guy saying "honestly it's really problematic how people put the -oid suffix at the end of every word now."
panel 2: cartoon guy is at the doctor, who is looking at a clipboard and saying "you have hemorrhoids"
panel 3: cartoon guy is sitting on the doctor's office bed, looking said
panel 4: panel 3 is copy and pasted but now the cartoon guy is saying "i want a second opinion."
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
when persona 4 and persona 3 fans argue
screenshot of a tiktok with the caption "i found happyville and bummertown 💔". the picture is of a satellite view of a neighborhood where one side of the road looks more saturated than the other
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
starting to think these msgs aren't actually that randm
screenshot of 3 dms from instagram spambots, each starting with the phrase "hey randm msg lol my friend just moved h..."
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
he just randomly snapped one day. we still don't know why.
box for a chocolate covered banana called "Trader Joe's Gone Bananas!"
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
learning it's much harder to solve a nonogram when you don't have someone in your ear telling you if you put the boxes in the right place
solved nonogram, result is small pixel art of a seedling from bug fables
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
the main menu is for pausing #BugFables
my take on the bug fables pause menu. it's styled after a journal, where full-body portraits of kabbu, vi, and leif with their hp are seen on the left page and the list of submenus are in big font on the right page.
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
musing on ways i can tell a dialogue-heavy story without sacrificing atmosphere and i came across the book j r by william gaddis, which is composed nearly entirely of dialogue so he had to invent a vn-like system of delineating each line
a page from the book "j r", showing how dialogue is broken up by em dashes at the beginning of each line rather than the usual quotation marks, and also how the character who said each line is never explicitly mentioned by the author

TRANSCRIPTION:
-I'm afraid I'll miss her then, I have to be in court... I scarcely see the need for that, Mister Cohen. If Stella's husband is so impatient he's hiring lawyers and running to court.. 
-You're losing a button here, Mister Cohen. Thomas had the same trouble when he got stout. He couldn't keep a crease in anything either. 
-Miss... Bast. I'm afraid I haven't made myself clear. My court appearance today has nothing whatsoever to do with this matter. There is no reason for any of this to ever come into court. In fact, believe me Miss Bast...both of you ladies, the last thing I would wish would be to...to see you ladies in court. Now. You must understand that I am not here simply as Mister Angel's attorney, I am here as counsel for General Roll...
-You remember back when Thomas started it, Julia? And we thought it was a military friend he'd made? 
-Of course it was James who had friends in the military. 
-Yes, he'd run off to war, you know, Mister Cohen. A drummer boy in the Spanish war.
-The...Spanish war? he murmured vaguely, braced against the back of the Queen Anne chair before the empty hearth. -Yes. He was only a child. -But...the Spanish war? That was 'thirty-seven, wasn't it? or 'thirty-eight? -Oh, not so long ago as that. I think you mean 'ninety-seven, or 'ninety- eight was it, Anne? When they sank the Mainc? 
-Who? That's one I never heard. Do you feel unwell, Mister Cohen?
 -Yes, Thomas ran off right after James did, but he was too small for the war of course. He joined a Tom show passing through town, playing clarinet in the entreact and they also let him look after the dogs, finding livery stables to put them up cover of the 2020 reprint, which is the letters "j r"  in big orange serif text
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i like the tagline "She's as sexy as she is smart!". she could be an ugly moron
vhs box for the movie v. i. warshawski starring kathleen turner, with the accolade "She's As Sexy As She Is Smart!" quoted at the bottom
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the next big meme face
a drawing of a simple smiley face
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
google is fine? well, that's good to know, i guess
screenshot of a headline in the bluesky trending page, which says "2. Google Fine" and is categorized as Politics
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Backside of the TV - Persona 4 (Lyrics)
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i watched backrooms and it was just this still picture for 2 hours. don't understand the hype
kane parsons in dark yellow room
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
cringe compilation
a black and white comic
panel 1: a blob guy with a monocle and three strands of hair is reading a binder with the word "portfolio" on it. they say "yea we can definitely exhibit these pieces" with a smile
panel 2: the same three-haired blob guy is shouting angrily, mouth agape, to someone with curly hair sitting at the other side of their desk. they shout "...in my cringe compilation!!!" to them.
panel 3: the curly-haired guy responds, "gee whiz, thanks!" with a smile on their face
panel 4: the two guys are looking at a painting in an art exhibit. on the wall the words "CRINGE COMPILATION" are painted alongside an unreadable description
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
oh i guess that's why i'm not seeing any gains my form was completely off
screenshot of the workout tracker app librefit (https://librefit.org/) which for some reason uses ai generated images for as references for each of the exercises. the screenshot shows what it generated for a dumbbell bench press which is a guy with 3 arms whose torso is floating in the air while his legs point straight down and one dumbbell is on his head while the other is used as a pillar to keep him floating.
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
look what you random internet users did. you think trying to be comedic is just some kind of joke, huh? well, guess what. now NOBODY gets the gift of prophecy.
a deflated volleyball in the grass that has a big tear in it
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
android devs will rly say "download my app on foid" nah i'm good bro 😭
screenshot of the f-droid homepage
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
screenshot of a post from the r/HelpMeFind subreddit which reads "Help me find where I can buy bulk (200+) of these singing teethbrush, veggie tales ones". reply reads "Try asking in r/veggietales" and the OP replies with "they're mad at me. i think i'm going to leave that sub it seems hostile"
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
what
a cracked brown egg
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
jd vance doesn't even try to defend this war anymore he just looks at you like this
guy from the whale crying
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
yea suggesting bluesky routes every single request through claude is ridiculous lmao. they're clearly using the usps api instead
screenshot of the downdetector graph for usps, showing a big spike at 12pm, around when bluesky was down. dun dun duuun
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
hard to believe they completely butchered the cats (along with all the animal emoji) for a couple android versions there and made them look like regular basic 😀 emoji with cat features scribbled onto it
screenshot of three versions of android cat emoji, with android 7 being a flat orange smiling cat, android 8 being an abomination, and android 11 being recognizable as a cute cat again with slightly more detail than the android 7 emoji
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
okay slow down there it wasn't THAT bad
screenshot of a one star letterboxd review for Space Jam: A New Legacy which starts with "Space Jam: Decline of the West"
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
poorly drawn timeline labelled "television history" with wwe raw on the left, a line connecting them labelled "literally no shows", and rupaul's drag race on the right
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
nice app buddy where'd you code it, The Stupid Shit No One Needs and Terrible Ideas Hackathon?
screenshot of a hackathon listed on devpost called "The Stupid Shit No One Needs and Terrible Ideas Hackathon" that was hosted from May 9-10 in 2016
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
i use the ancient apple wired keyboard when i dock my mac and i noticed something. what's with this font? vag rounded? the font for picture books for babies? this is a genuine apple product. so for such a brand-conscious company, why a font their software has never used??? jony ive i need answers
a close-up picture of the old apple aluminium wired keyboard, from top-down to showcase the font on the keycaps. it's a white chiclet keyboard with a metal backplatea sampler of the font VAG Rounded, a very round font. showcased with a lowercase alphabet, the digits 0-9, and some uppercase and lowercase pairs
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Blessed Clean Monday to all my Orthodox oomfs
Icon of Christ the Bridegroomjeb jab wearing a fireman helmet that has "VOLUNTEER VEGAN" taped on it
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
did you know anthropic makes claude hardware now
picture of an orangle unsharpened pencil, an orange manual pencil sharpener, and a metal pin, all branded with the claude logo
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
a meme titled 'what kind of gamer are you?' showing three categories with joker characters and water bottles. 'New School' shows Jared Leto's Joker with an owala bottle. 'Old School' shows Heath Ledger's Joker with a stanley tumbler. 'Ancient Gamer' shows Jack Nicholson's Joker with a hydro flask bottle. Bottom text reads: 'Whether young or old, brand new or classic, we are all gamers... We snipe our enemies, complete our quests, and most of all... We drink water. I guess what I'm trying to say is: DON'T. MESS. WITH. US.'" the "drink water" text is clearly edited in
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
now that it's Valentine's day i can finally complain about this oft-reposted joke. it sucks. it doesn't work. the joke is meant to be like "lol his dad said the quiet part out loud" except the loud part is the exact same as the quiet part. how else could you finish the sentence "vday makes me sad"
two screenshots of the fairly odd parents, the first one being of timmy in a background with hearts all over the place crying, and a caption reading "Valentine's day always makes me sad!". the second panel is of timmy's dad popping out of one of the hearts and saying "Cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend" and timmy looking embarrassed
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
kid, when coding gets you down you have three choices
screenshot of luigi from mario in a builder suit underneath three yellow buttons which read "Give Up", "Try Again" and "Call Claude". the Call Claude button clearly has the claude logo edited in and placed over whatever word was there originally
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
the bipolar leaving my body when i see a crazy investigation
blue guy floating out of a cgi guy who is laying down
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
a screenshot of the video "Victory! Cool Meme Team (Extended Mix) - SilvaGunne..." by SketchyEntity listed under Forgotten favorites in youtube music. the thumbnail has drawings of ugandan knuckles, big chungus, and woah crash bandicoot
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
hate it when people pull the infinite flush glitch
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
how it feels pulling up to a discussion about atproto with my vc-subsidized .bsky.social domain
edited picture of a dog standing, wearing a propeller hat and holding a rainbow lollipop
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Jocobo @jocobo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
you're not supposed to use it for the benefits
Title: Careless Emoji (low quality clipart of a yellow blushing emoji smirking bashfully)
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