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@jobias.cloverwall.net
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Software Monkey on Live Ops Engineering at Riot Games. Canadian expat in California. Juri/Chun-Li and SnS/Greatsword main. Games, stationery, photography and food. He/him. Mastodon: mastodon.social/@Jobias

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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sadly I think even Cliffy B saying Unreal Tournament and Gears has always been diverse will not break Gamergaters out of their AI-accelerated conspiratorial psychosis. Still unpacking ways we can deprogram people for a chapter book, feel free to send me any research/recs!
Cliffy b tweet: proprio: Say "woke" you get blocked. Simple as that.

Woke is a term co-opted and weaponized by fuckwads for the profit culture war. Simple as that.

Said it before, I'll say it again. UT and Gears had a diverse cast of characters, male and female.

If that's "wOkE" then fuck off.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 10/10/2026
Once again having to explain my teenage self that inexplicably, we are fighting side by side with the Catholic Church
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YES on 40 NO on 41 NO on 42 for all CA friends out there
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 06/10/2026
136 hours total. I struggled more than I thought I would against the very last boss but otherwise it was amazing.
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Mikhail Klimentov @leadergrev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For nearly two years, I've been investigating a pattern of ominous legal letters sent to journalists by defamation counsel representing Bobby Kotick. That investigation is finally live. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
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Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 24/09/2026
Radahn down. I feel like I'm making good progress in Elden Ring.
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 20/09/2026
Hell yeah.
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 17/09/2026
I gave up on Elden Ring when it first released after just a couple hours. But I started a fresh playthrough and 2 days and <15 hours later, I've beaten Godrick.
Player character sitting on Godrick's throne after beating him.
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 08/09/2026
Oh damn, the OOT remake looks really good.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 04/09/2026
Rolled credits on Blue Prince over the course of an international plane flight, a couple long van rides and a bullet train trip. It was pretty good, but from the discourse I was expecting something more clever and interesting. Still a good use of time though.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Incidentally, Dolly Parton's Imagination Library's book list doesn't include any of JKR's children's fiction.
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UK Book List - Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library Gold Medal Selections announces the UK Book List with titles featuring popular UK characters, authors and illustrators.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 25/08/2026
the reaction to the patrick miller 2XKO article is basically why no devs will ever be honest about their process in public and nor should they be. gamers can’t be fucking normal
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Not sure American folks understand what the Tromp admin did, so bear with me here: If any country came to the U.S. & said you can’t make trade deals without our approval and also you can’t protect English as a language anymore, we think it’s inconvenient, how would you respond? Would ANGER be fair?
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 22/08/2026
Feeling good about my play lately, and I think my comfort showed. It was a little shaky losing my first game, but I pulled it together to bring it all the way to 4th place.
Top 8 graphic for SF6 BAN Intermediate #51
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Smokage of the Burning Leaf @pattheflip.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Thank you, 2XKO" I wrote about my thoughts and feelings about 2XKO's announced end of development. Thank you to the team, thanks to the players, and thanks for giving me a chance to learn how to make fighting games. Interactions on this post limited for my sanity. www.patreon.com/pattheflip/p...
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 10/08/2026
I am begging you Kia. give me the medium sized passenger van EV electrek.co/2026/08/07/k...
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The Kia PV5 is taking over Europe as the best-selling small electric van
The PV5 now accounts for over one-third of Europe’s small electric van market. Kia’s first electric van has quickly become...
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I called a specialist today to make an appointment and they gave me a tele-appointment in March 2028. That's not a typo.
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Susan Arendt @susanarendt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s a lot of young people raised online, well before they can understand how complicated morality really is and - importantly - before they can see that complexity in themselves. From experience, the realization that you, too, fall under a shade of grey is *crushing* if you’re used to moralizing.
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Dane Braddy (he/him) @danebraddy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Okay more ammo for my conspiracy theory that studios are trying to undermine artists and pretending that they used GenAI so their shareholders are happy
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 27/07/2026
Just in time for the end of the the phase (season?). I finally pulled myself up to 1400 MR.
Buckler profile page showing 1401 MRSFBuff line graph showing MR progression for the entirety of Phase 12.
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Cameron Koch @comradecam.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm a simple man. I see a mech wearing a cloak (and bandages?) and I'm 100% in.
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 22/07/2026
PSA (especially to journalists): It’s not a “rogue AI” when a badly made security harness executes scripts fed to it by statistical text generation—it’s just humans making and/or using broken software.
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 22/07/2026
Framework just changed my Laptop 13 Pro preorder to go from 32 GB of LPCAMM2 RAM to 16 GB. That is **incredibly** disappointing, even though I don't necessarily blame them. And it still won't ship until September, even though I preordered in April.
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 22/07/2026
I went 0-2 in yesterday's OFS double elim tourney, but I ended up getting 2nd in the consolation bracket! I ended up being man-handled by a good Marisa in the finals, but I'm still happy.
Final standings from OFS S3 #24 Consolation bracket.
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 19/07/2026
Surely there's a prize for most games played in the ladder?
17th place with 2 wins and 11 losses.
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 14/07/2026
Despite only winning a single round, I managed to beat my seed (69 (nice)) and get 65th place in Motivation Academy #150 because two of my lower round opponents AFK'ed and were auto-DQ'ed. 🤷
65th place out of 165 in Motivation Academy #150
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 11/07/2026
Yeahhhhh Norway!
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MegaApple @megaapple18.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This one reply really struck me
Yoshiyuki Tomino, the anime director famous for Gundam, also emphasized the importance of studying stage plays, literature, and literary arts to cultivate a nuanced understanding of expression and reading comprehension.

That's why it's not uncommon to hear that works created by otaku with narrow knowledge, raised solely on comics, anime, and games, end up lacking any depth.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 09/07/2026
I think if you needed any more evidence that the cuts are shortsighted and focused on cutting as deep and as fast as possible with little regard for the future, this is pretty definitive. That engine felt like magic in some spots. A colossal waste of talent and resources.
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🎴 高 | irene koh 🎴 @koh.money · 07/07/2026
Hey y'all, I wanted give people a heads-up that Mike Z is still working on the Avatar Legends dev team, for anyone who wanted to know before deciding whether to buy/support the game. (If you don't know who that is or need a refresher, here's the Kotaku article: kotaku.com/workers-leav...)
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Workers Leave Skullgirls Developer Over Studio Head’s Behavior - Kotaku
Back in June, two people came forward to share their experiences with Mike “Mike Z” Zaimont, longtime fighting game player and lead developer behind indie
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 07/07/2026
both of those articles are about how discs are fragile and unsafe, poor for digital preservation, and they argue for either 1) a return of cartridges (polygon) or 2) true ownership of data without DRM & platform locks (gizmodo) but you'd have to read more than the headline to find that out i guess
Screenshot of a bluesky poster (whose name and avatar has been censored) writing: "looks like the Sony PR team has begun its consent manufacturing operation among the media in the past 24 hours. I wonder how many other gaming outlets and influencers this week will also happen to put posts/articles/videos declaring that eliminating physical media from consoles is good, actually?" and below it two screenshots of articles from Gizmodo and Polygon headlined "game discs deserve to die" and "I won't mourn PlayStation discs"
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MrMKL is Melting 🫠 @mrmkl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
100% what I look like to my normal friends
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026
I love how they expanded on the story in this game.
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 29/06/2026
Despite losing every match I played, I still ended up in 5th purely because two of my opponents were no-shows and got DQ'ed 🤷 I guess I'll take it.
Solution To Sunday 10 results
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 28/06/2026
2XKO finally has it's white girl sweep.
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 28/06/2026
LET'S GO CANADAAAAAAA!
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 26/06/2026
Good for Turkiye lol
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 23/06/2026
there is no studio on this earth more kneecapped by its leadership than bungie, dude. the most talented collection of people, not just now but across its lifetime, repeatedly held back by insurmountable training weights that are its untouchable class of leaders
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Average Deep Space Nine A plot: "What are you willing to sacrifice for the chance at a better world? Who are you willing to hurt? Will the pain you cause now outweigh the peace that it might bring? When both choices are bad, and you do what you think is best, can you live with yourself after? Could you live with yourself if you made the opposite choice?"

Average Deep Space Nine B plot: "What do we do with all this hot sauce!?"
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 23/06/2026
This isn't a joke, it's not hyperbole, this is what they actually said - and GN mentioned the same is happening to companies like G. Skill who have been selling RAM to consumers for *decades*
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Trick Weekes @trickweekes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Doctor Who set the trend, so what if we just used Billie Piper for all three?
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 22/06/2026
sometimes you read a bit and can't help but laugh and nod in agreement. yep, yep, yeeeeeeeeeeeep
…. And unlike a Windows PC (and even Mac recently with the atrocious Liquid Glass update), you’ll eventually learn to love and trust your computer updating instead of disconnecting it from the internet and pointing a gun at it every time it tries to perform a system update.
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jobias @jobias.cloverwall.net · 21/06/2026
Considering how many Ultimate/Grand/High Master ranked people I had to play, I'm surprised I did as well as I did, which was... *checks notes* 23rd out of 22 players ☠️
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