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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone)

@joanthebigboat.bsky.social
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the lights are off and nobody is home Creator of Torment, Harbinger of Change, Landlord of several mind palaces. TGirl Trucker E 8/16/23 💖 Known good-hearted imbecile. Seaman Flunkie Scary tall, like Siren Head if I wore heels.

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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone) @joanthebigboat.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
goodbye, skyline. it wasn't very real and it wasn't too much fun. I am return to unpostable.
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
normalize being a snake in the grass. a good snake is a lifelong companion. may not be a long life but its the glomlife. glom on. get glompilled. start saying shit like "better to have glommed and lost than never to have glommed at all." show some spine. let me see the strength of your constrictions
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venomous laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
excerpt from nephew's oeuvre
young child's penciled handwriting inside a hand-drawn text box with ornamental rivets: The Key to Gaming - During the late 1900's, video games were not trusted well, but when "Super Mario Bros." was released, everything changed.
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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone) @joanthebigboat.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
call me "the part that sticks out of the ocean" bc I'm a sub top
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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone) @joanthebigboat.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
so unbelievably hot, no business being so hot and cool and worthy of your love and tips!! give them to Dia!!
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shanna 🩷 @shannasins.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
just need $30 to cover this if anyone can help
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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone) @joanthebigboat.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
I feel like I'm the kinda cute that doesn't really get a second glance
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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone) @joanthebigboat.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Korn is low key goated when 4 guys from a gas station at 2 am, shredding out absolute heat is the vibe
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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone) @joanthebigboat.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
people named river are low key goated when making me think about my freak ass ex that I shouldn't miss but do is the vibe
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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone) @joanthebigboat.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
*casting my 2024 ballot* if I gotta ima wait in the rain. girl you don't know my pain (Bernie isn't on the ticket)
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
every day I ask for fun discourse an no titty, and every day there's titty and no fun discourse
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iris (they) 🔞 @handle.invalid · 06/11/2023
hey look at this
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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone) @joanthebigboat.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
They're using mayo instead of butter on your ass on grilledcheesky
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Ⓐnarchohoodism 🐈‍⬛ 🏴 @161bklyn.myatproto.social · 22/10/2023
Hate to ask but, I need some help to get some food and some hygiene stuff if you can spare some? Ca$happ or venmo. Just like a hundred bucks or something. Please and thank you.
Ca$happ $LeftsidefromNYVenmo:@Black-Panther-3
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 06/11/2023
It's iris 🎶🎶🎵 Give them money 🎶🎵🎶🎵
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
kombucha girl meme
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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone) @joanthebigboat.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
found footage documentary of a normal person who minds their own fuckin business as the world is in absolute chaos and shambles trying to pull them into the mess
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 06/11/2023
Gaza ha lost communications again. Gazans are able to get around this using eSIMs that let their phones connect to towers outside of Gaza. You can purchase a plan and donate it to people in Gaza to get them back online. ✊🇵🇸 www.simly.io > Middle East > > Data > QR > gazaesims@gmail.com
region select screen for the simly appplan select screen for the simly app.  10 gigabytes costs $21plan information for a 10gb Palestinian simly planwhat you receipt looks like after buying a Palestinian simly plan.  I blurred out the QR code so nefarious people couldnt steal it
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shanna 🩷 @shannasins.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
hey. rn i need at least $250 to cover important bills if anyone is able to help!
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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone) @joanthebigboat.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
t puppy boys also far underrated, tboy voice AND you come with a leash/muzzle? unmatched
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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone) @joanthebigboat.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
I really just be letting shit rip on TL when I know all the most important (to me) DMs are right there
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 06/11/2023
YES HOLY SHIT YES
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iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I respect David Bowie and his music but if he was ugly no one would have tolerated him having characters. they’d be like “pack it up ugly, no one gives a shit” but he looked like a male deer so they let him do that stuff
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iPad Expert @byyourlogic.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
when Tim The Tatman got into a fight with Call of Duty it made me laugh when all these christian guys were like “THANK YOU for being brave against trans Jim the Junkman. you are BRAVE.” bc he’s famous solely for buffoonery. centuries ago he’d be tortured by kings because he screams in a funny way
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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone) @joanthebigboat.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
I've never even sucked dick (yet) but I know in my heart of hearts this is true for me as well
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Sandy Frizzle @sandyfrizzle.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
The idea of "Mid" being an insult is disastrous for this economy that has ran on mid babes who make the world go round
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
hey babe. i heard u like my posts. u wnana fly over here and have clout with me. i mean sex with me
the man the myth the bellend. da king of kings
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