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Let me help you choose an outfit for work. I'll start by clamping my large hands on your delicate thighs as I squeeze, making you cry out - thinking I've used all my strength, and then gasping when you realise there's more. There's much more. I'm going to paint dark clouds all over your legs.

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My Pepsi Max delivery arrived yesterday and it has fucking snowmen on the cans.

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David Brown @davidebrown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Not enough". I'm not doing enough. Most of the men I know aren't doing enough. The worst that can happen is awkward silences or a fractious chat. I'm good at both, so there's no excuse, really.

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Hilarious that everyone just wants to be genuinely affectionate towards Ross but he’s so used to aggro that he can’t handle it. #CelebrityTraitors

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Celebrity Traitors Bluesky is very, very funny

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JM Seaborn @jmseaborn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm sorry, Apollo is in EastEnders now?

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My Boss: Throw it into co-pilot and see what it says. It says that we are voluntarily adding our marketable skills into its thieving database and it says it can tell I'm miserable and that I resent that you and it are sucking all my energy, making me feel less creative with each passing week.

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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JM Seaborn @jmseaborn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I remember covfefe, so I'm excited for all the sidekicks to humiliate themselves on an international scale by telling us that this was on purpose and that their C*nt in chief Unites the States.

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JM Seaborn @jmseaborn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is insane. Even the video they released to their own staff is a fraud. Dude doesn't blink for three minutes. What a weird thing to fake. What a weird club.

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JM Seaborn @jmseaborn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've been writing porn for too long

Premier league unloads on Manchester City

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JM Seaborn @jmseaborn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I appreciate that if you don't follow football, you may look at this and shrug. Just a bunch of greedy millionaires who roll around on the floor. Who cares if one of the clubs spent even more than the rest. I get it. But I think you have to consider what football means to people and why.

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Also, erotica and porn has to be written by people with hunger. With a need to impress. To make you feel what they feel, and AI doesn't feel. AI doesn't want to fuck you.

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Written in Kink @writteninkink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

While I was writing that thread I was thinking about how boring it would be to use AI to help, and about how needing to express something, even a fun little dirty thread like that, is so important to the result. If AI could generate a premise, would I stop coming up with ideas?

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Wee little Monday night thread.

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JM Seaborn @jmseaborn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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She doesn't need an agent because she isn't an actor. Actors are human beings who channel and interpret the works of other human beings to impact and move yet more human beings. I hope everyone steals her and reproduces her in endless slop to demonstrate how worthless this whole endeavour is.

One Year On, Does Al Actress Tilly Norwood Have An Agent? "We Get Loads Of Offers, But No, We Don't Need It"
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Picture of the CGI AI creation of Tilly

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MonstrousJaffa @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The reaction of some City fans is understandable in a way, because you can't help but support your club. But it's success built on lies and you have to face up to that in the end. It's like Sarries in rugby. Cheating is cheating and will catch you in the end.

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JM Seaborn @jmseaborn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Cheated or not cheated" says everything you need to know about that club and some of their fans. As does the pivot.

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JM Seaborn @jmseaborn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

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JM Seaborn @jmseaborn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Guilty x 114 Football has a chance to rise above corruption. A chance to say that cheating won't be tolerated. A chance to take the game out of the hands of the oligarchs and back to the fans, in some small measure. Let's see.

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JM Seaborn @jmseaborn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pretty good finale, Strange New Worlds. Bravo.

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JM Seaborn @jmseaborn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

First day off tomorrow in about 5/6 months. I've put my out of office on, I've killed my work SIM, and now I'm going to order a massive fucking pizza and drink a lot of Pepsi Max, and watch the new Star Trek.

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JM Seaborn @jmseaborn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"If you were in an accident I wouldn't stop for red lights."

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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bravo and thank you for sharing. I too am someone whose life was changed by cpap. I have taken it all over the world and missed maybe 2 nights of sleep without it in a decade. I can honestly say I vividly remember both nights because of how terrible they were. Thank you for the vulnerable post.

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Proud of this ending for reasons beyond writing.

I look up at the man opposite. His eyes are glassy and maybe a little tearful. He smiles at me and says fuck.

I like him.

I like his body.

He's a good man.

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And I'm going to continue to try and see the positives:

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On this one, I was toying with the idea of jabs and many of you messaged me your experiences when I asked (thank you!). I've decided against it for now. For whatever reason, I just find the idea too extreme and too unpredictable. Might revisit it, but not just yet.

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Reminded of this thread because I'm now trying to apply this level of give-a-shit-about-myself to other areas of my life. I'm going to write them here to try and be a little more accountable, because smashing CPAP use (go me) needs to be one of many things for my well-being.

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If you have questions as charming as that last fan letter: ngl.link/jm_seaborn53...

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Anonymous messages!

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You've read my stories? 😍

I've read your stories. Women don't want an old, bald man.

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Lie naked on the table in the centre of the room. My friends will be here soon. You're not to speak to them or move. I'm going to show you off. I'm going to talk about you as if you're not there. Lie still and wait for me to decide what I'm going to let them do to you. There's a good girl.

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