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@willmor.bsky.social
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NSFW Account. Adults only here. Geriatric millennial (apparently). 40-something, married/not looking. (He/Him) Idk what else to say, the world is dark, let’s make some questionable choices together in the name of pleasure.

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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 2h
Making a beer cheese dip for the first time this weekend. I have a recipe that I’m planning to use, but if anyone has a favorite that’s available online, I’d love for you to share. Or if you just want to talk beer, cheese, or cooking for friends in general…I’m all 👂
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trying to find a new scent. Been experimenting with those companies that resell sample sizes to try out. I don’t want the room to smell like me - I use it more as an accent that if you get close enough to hug me, you’ll know it’s there. Subtle. Any favorite colognes that I should consider?
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am very clearly addicted to being touched.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Work work done. House reno work now begins. When does daddy get fun time?
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Annoyed Cartoon Kitten
ALT: Annoyed Cartoon Kitten
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So much to do that my brain wants me to sit here and stare into space instead. Not helpful.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A million things to do personally and professionally, and yet all I want to do is take the 2 hour block that opened in tomorrows schedule and sneak out for a massage. I probably won’t. But I will think about it.
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Aziz Ansari - Treat Yo Self (Parks and Rec)
ALT: Aziz Ansari - Treat Yo Self (Parks and Rec)
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m officially done with this heat. It is EXHAUSTING. Bring on the fall and winter please, the colder the better for us desert-dwellers.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I lol’d
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Let’s have a bake-off day, just us. Only rule is we can each only wear an apron and nothing else. Start with breads so we can occupy each other while the dough proofs?
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nothing ruins a beautiful city skyline at night more than seeing that asshole’s name on a building.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Holy hell have I overeaten today
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Finding places where I am the only white person in the room gives me so much joy. This is (one of the many reasons) why I travel.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Putting my readers on so I can see the porn on my phone better.
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Fietsopa: You Are Old Man
ALT: Fietsopa: You Are Old Man
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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LOTR: Second Breakfast
ALT: LOTR: Second Breakfast
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
17) marks? I used to really enjoy wearing scratches on my back. It always felt like I must’ve been doing something right. But I have been firmly anti visible marks since teenage me had a hickey from preachers daughter and then had to sit with her dad at church. No thank you.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
16) celebrity crush for 1 hour? Hopefully we talk, connect, enjoy the hour making a new friend? I mean, just because I’ve spent hours dreaming of having my way with them doesn’t mean they’d have any interest in me 🤷‍♂️
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s finally the end of day, but I’m feeling good in my suit. I’m going to need you to come take it off of me.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I did not have one more orgasm last night, but I DID sleep for 9 hours, so I think that still counts. Suppose I should make up for it tonight?
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Progress report: - 2 orgasms - one morning workout (half assed, but better than nothing) - major presentation down - keeping up with regular work from afar - skipped networking dinner to relax and recover in my room So far so good!
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
15) semi public? Is the backseat of a car in the church parking lot during mass considered semi-public? 😈 Also, I’ve done a fair share of public making out and openly flirting, but not sure I’ve fully gotten off in the open. I’m ok with that. The public didn’t ask to see me. 🤷‍♂️
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Do they sell lube in airports? 😂 But also 😏😈
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Setting my intentions for this work trip. - self care that involves exercise and getting myself off without guilt - presenting professionally - networking and supporting others in my role - carving out time to escape when I feel overwhelmed and craving solitude - then not wallowing in that solitude
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Next week brings another work trip. I may have overcommitted to work travel this year. I am, however, really looking forward to an empty hotel room and a little time to myself. Maybe I’ll even misbehave…
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
But watch me try!
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuuuuuuuuuck. 🥵
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In the mood to indulge my worst tendencies and deepest desires. But here I am at work, about to lock in for the day. If you see me here mid day, it’s because the devils are winning 😈
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Stolen, but help me have some fun, please!
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
14) Louder or quieter? Somehow both? I’m a noisy guy when I’m feeling pleasure, but sometimes it’s so overwhelming that I can go silent. I moan, I whimper, I growl… I curse, I whisper, I yell… I make “yummy” noises when I’m pleasing you I say a breathless “fuck” when I’m being pleased.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
13) Fastest anyone has made me finish? Fast. Embarrassingly so. Lightning.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
12) faked it? Sure, I can remember a time I was younger and couldn’t quite get there (on a repeat performance that day) so just played it off because I was worried we were both going to be so damn sore Not sure I’ve done it more than once though.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
11) sent a spicy pic to the wrong person? Yes 😬 Thankfully, it was a sexy twitter friend, so she was quite gracious and didn’t make me feel bad about it. I felt TERRIBLE, and honestly assumed that she thought I did it on purpose and pretended it was a mistake.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
10) Do I like watching myself in the mirror? I used to a lot. I’m less thrilled by what I see these days, sadly.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
9) Down bad for a coworker? Nah, not my style. I keep it pretty professional. Have I fantasized about coworkers though? Different story. Those are fun little thoughts.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
8) My mouth’s best talent? I love kissing. I love using my mouth to pleasure my partner. You’ll have to decide if I’m actually good at either.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
6. giving or receiving orders? Definitely both. There is a very switchy man inside me. A shame I never truly explored either side in reality.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
6) Begged for it? Begging can be HOT. But I’m not sure I’ve actually done it. But I ain’t too proud, that’s for sure.
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TLC's Gottolovemedeep Music Video
ALT: TLC's Gottolovemedeep Music Video
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
5) embarrassing kinks? I’m not sure I’m embarrassed by them here online. In real life I’ve often been unable to communicate what I actually want honestly. Explains a lot.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
4. Finished just from foreplay? Gods yes. It is, admittedly, a turn on to think about someone getting me so worked up that I can’t control myself and just cum before we even get to the main course. I like being made to lose control. (As long as I get my turn to make them lose control next)
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Most times in one night? In my youth? 3-4 (Solo, maybe more?) Now, 2 is a miracle. But miracles do happen, however infrequently.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Choking? I’ve not had the pleasure of giving or receiving. I’m not sure it’s for me, but I’m certainly open to explore. I do like a firm grip as we stare into each others eyes as our rhythm builds intensity. Why wouldn’t I enjoy a more firm grip on my throat or yours? 🤷‍♂️
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Filthiest thing said that worked for me? Wasn’t even a word. A noise. With my cock deep in her mouth, eyes locked on mine, hand teasing my ass - when I said I’m going to cum, it was just a wet, muffled “uh huh” and a devious look that told me it was ok to let go. That noise is filthy. I love it.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Stolen, but help me have some fun, please!
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is who runs this account (I’m both)
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Melissa King and Dr. Robby from The Pitt
ALT: Melissa King and Dr. Robby from The Pitt
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ok, fine. Drinks with coworkers is really fun sometimes. Had a blast talking with a *perfect* bartender, getting to know a few colleagues that I don’t know well, and generally staying up later than planned.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Being around really high functioning, intelligent professionals who generally want to do good things for people is super inspiring. It’s also super mentally taxing. But mostly inspiring.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Amazing how fast an anxious/blue day can hit. Like out of no where. But, I left the work thing early, grabbed a whisky, and am isolating in the hotel with comfort shows and a little bit of computer work. So it certainly could be worse. I’ll try not to spiral, and get to bed early. 🤞
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m going to attend this work dinner, but I need you to know… I’d rather stay in the hotel room and have some fun. Meet me here after, then?
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Really need to get going, but god does it feel good to just lay in bed and slowly stroke myself.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hello, Wisconsin. It may just be my first night, but you seem lovely.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Proof (Also proof that the first thing I do when I get to a hotel is strip down)
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