Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Beverages of the day: Sweet Cream Cold Brew, Thai Coffee, Iced Tea, Pisco Sour, Oktoberfest beer. That's a pretty darn good spread of options if I do say so myself. No water was harmed in the making of this day. 020
Reposted by Jessashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 02/10/2026texans: you still have three days to register to vote 33903377
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Trying to figure out drawing with ink. Not my best work, but experimenting with a new medium. 131
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I just absolutely obliterated a fly with one of those salt shotguns and I am traumatized from the aftermath. 010
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Congrats to Rebecca Yarros for figuring out that Threshing does in fact kinda seem like it would be the appropriate word for teenagers and dragons having a weird interspecies orgy. 020
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Having to get a Cortado because a Cafe doesn't do Flat Whites is the "is Pepsi fine?" of my own personal existence. 000
Reposted by JessGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/09/2025remembering this untouchable pair of comments 5685163
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Happy new Chvrches single release day! (It's not out yet, I'm just stoked). 130
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This Nepalese/Indian/Chinese restaurant in Charlotte, NC is blasting country music. It's a magical mixture. I'm getting both szechuan chicken dumplings and also a paneer dish so things are looking up for the evening. 130
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Apparently my day has a lietmotif. Plane had an acoustic version of Sweet Child of Mine playing while we boarded and then when landed a bar at the airport was blasting the song. 000
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Minnesota United has been playing so poorly I've been considering getting into Magic the Gathering just so that if I waste my money on something at least there might be a competitive game involved. 180
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. The Minnesota Way. 001
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Having to miss my friend's funeral cuz I'll be out of town for a dumb work thing next week is yet another lowlight for this year. 030
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you just donate money to the Democratic party now, they'll possibly some day maybe think about forming a focus group to consider the possibility of reconsidering their stance of joining the Republicans on their attacks against Trans people. They are short on their fundraisers again y'all! 040
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Was just thinking about bands that I used to care about so deeply that I just can't be arsed to deal with anymore. The two that jump out at me because of how crazy into them I was are: Foo Fighters Death Cab For Cutie I'm sure their new stuff is fine, but nope. Zero interest. 000
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The little teases Chvrches is doing for their new album have me absolutely pumped. 000
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Reason to transition G̶e̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ ̶d̶y̶s̶p̶h̶o̶r̶i̶a̶ Shorter line at the bathroom during the intermission between the Sci-Fi movie double feature. 010
Reposted by JessIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131703349
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026As soon as someone asks me "what's your best price on..?" my immediate response is always "my best price is that you can go F yourself". 000
Reposted by JessBen Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality? 2136791123
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Got a job interview, the Packers score, and I beat a difficult mission in SW: Zero Company. Much better things happening today. 292
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Go Pack Go!!!! Nothing better than making Vikings fans sad. Chefs kiss. 010
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Minneapolis theatre community just lost a real one this morning from cancer. Jenna ran Arts Nest/Phoenix Theater and was getting the Cowles Center back up off the ground. A lovely human lost. 230
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just saw Hope; I think it's actually a satire movie and just isn't being marketed that way. Solid movie, 3.5 until the last 15 minutes which take it down to a 3. First time I've been in a theatre where everyone is enjoying the movie and when it ended everyone said "What?!? No! Really?" out loud. 000
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026❤️ Testing Out the new Pilot Parallel Pen my roomie got me. ❤️ 150
Reposted by JessBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"fairness in women's sports" is literally just "ethics in games journalism" like this is the same thing this is part of the same playbook dawg 203142972
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ticket purchased to see Wrath of Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan in the movie theater on Tuesday. 040
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 11/09/2026MNUFC hoping that when the economic depression hits they'll be able to cash in all the GAM. 120
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Who needs those peaky roster spots when you have GAM!!!! #1 GAM team in the League!! 220
Reposted by Jessoh no @ili.bsky.social · 10/09/2026But they were all deceived, for a Fifth Loko was made 110737
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Jesus parable of the footprints in the sand for MNUFC except it's two sets of footprints because Yeboah isn't there. 000
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Obsession is a perfect example of a movie that is very good but I also hated everything about it. 4 out of 5 stars, no I don't think I'll be watching that one again. 160
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026DnD: Honor Among Thieves wasn't quite as good on a second viewing by the Displacer Beast and Gelatinous Cube monster design interpretations remain absolutely brilliant. 010
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Gonzales?!?! Why?!?! Is that the least confident shot ever taken? 000
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It appears we all forgot about the whole thing with MNUFC...the team is bad. 110
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Starting birthday weekend with a Mango Lychee Passion fruit Croissant from Diane's place and a Cafe Au Lait. 110
Jess @jmrovka.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ok, but how is living in the Powderhorn neighborhood actually? There's a house that just posted there that is gorgeous but I don't really know that area super well. 110
