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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Slept in to 12.15pm, having gone to bed before midnight! Didn't intend to, but the jetlag is doing its thing!

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Donald Duck Tries to Sleep

Alt: Donald Duck Tries to Sleep

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My first contribution to #Jocktober First workout in a few weeks too!

Jordan from behind wearing only a green jockstrap. He's loosing a lot of hair at the back of his head.

Jordan, wearing only a green jockstrap, flexes in the bathroom

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Fat Gay Bastard @riseburycrisis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ever wondered what @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social would look like if he was on the opening credits of an 80s American soap or the closing credits of a 70s British sitcom?

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Went to a local beach. Saw the sunset over the city. Second day in Toronto drawing to a close.

Jordan taking a selfie on a sandy beach.

A dusky sky with oranges, yellows and blues over the Toronto sky line

The moon at dusk over the Toronto islands and Lake Ontario

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Jim @jimsweesketches.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Remember when Jean outed Iceman? Here’s how she really found out…

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Is that the remote or the actual stick? I didn't know the stick had batteries in it

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Fat Gay Bastard @riseburycrisis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It’s @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social’s birthday. Be nice to him.

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It also looks like the Legion of Dooms secret headquarters.

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

3 of these 4 Home Alone 2 actors/actresses have passed away in 2026. I hate that we lost the three that we have. But damn, if we can complete the set before January 1st, that would be something. We have four months to make it happen.

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Not that dirty at all. That was not 10seconds, it was almost a minute. And I expect one of those wipes would be dirtier after wiping a face / hand that's been out and about all day.

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Sam @sama1988.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

HotD episode 7

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Only done cosplay once, but have a few Spider-Man tops I wear to the gym

A bearded nerd cosplaying as the Scarlet Spider

Bearded white guy wearing a Spider-Man top at the gym

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If you see this, quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses.

Jordan, a white man with a white beard, sits topless in a grassy park.

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Thanks Ben! You're a big inspiration/ motivator

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Despite a sore elbow and feeling a bit nauseous, I managed to do an arm workout - the arms looked alright afterwards too! If anyone has any tips on dealing with tennis elbow and on growing arms and chest muscles, let me know!

Four photos of a man in his 40s flexing his arms. The top 2 photos he has a vest on and in the lower two, he's topless

A white man in his 40s tries to flex his upper body for the camera - he looks uncomfortable!

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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 21/07/2026

Gillian Anderson has officially revealed the upcoming 1,478-piece LEGO set for THE X-FILES. The set is centered on Mulder’s office, paired with a forest clearing scene and a hovering UFO. Includes 8 minifigures, featuring Mulder, Scully, The Flukeman & more. August 4.

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

It's difficult to say. You could be both!

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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Spider Man Rides The Tube Not every superhero swings through the city, some catch the tube instead. It took a few attempts to nail the timing, but I finally made the SpiderMan poster look like Spidey is hitching a ride on a passing train. Captured at Oxford Circus station.

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Actually read this storyline for the first time yesterday - it's not good.

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Steve 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧 @wohyeahwohyeah.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This is a real head fuck

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I think I've read 3 or 4 Cormac McCarthy books. Others, like Stephen King, Douglas Coupland, Chuck Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis, Clare North... who I've read loads of books but are living (hopefully for a long time still).

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I didn't know Paul Auster had died. ☹️

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

5 authors who died while you were alive who you've read five books by each Terry Pratchett Anne Rice Christopher Priest Terrance Dicks Justin Richards

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Looking at the stars @lookingatthestars.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Passing this most excellent image on

Sorry, I don't have a credit for this image, recalling the Batman & Robin meme, of Count Binface slapping Nigel Farage

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Cool! Well done. I'm slightly tempted to try my luck today, but I'm also tired and lazy!

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

What did you get? When we got there the queue was supposedly 90mins long, so we didn't bother 🫤

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Don't worry - a big, beefy shoulder is a big beefy shoulder!

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Your shoulder is looking massive! 😛

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

As the lucky husband mentioned here, I am very appreciative of a cool, undisturbed night's sleep! Though I did miss my excellent husband and annoying cats, but I'll see them all soon! Here's the view from the hotel bedroom...

A night time view over London from the Manor House Travelodge.

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Hot weather advice for all dog owners... www.dogstrust.org.uk/dog-advice/l...

Hot weather infographic featuring cartoon dogs

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Martha Acuna @marthaacuna.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

His little happy coos after discovering what he can make happen 🥰😍👶🏻 Good morning everyone

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LeedleLee @theleedlelee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

An edited picture of Wolverine from X-Men, his mask looks like two copies of Batman kissing, to further showcase it, the picture includes two bodies of Batman put underneath the mask to really prove it 🤣

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