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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Slept in to 12.15pm, having gone to bed before midnight! Didn't intend to, but the jetlag is doing its thing!

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Donald Duck Tries to Sleep

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My first contribution to #Jocktober First workout in a few weeks too!

Jordan from behind wearing only a green jockstrap. He's loosing a lot of hair at the back of his head.

Jordan, wearing only a green jockstrap, flexes in the bathroom

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Fat Gay Bastard @riseburycrisis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ever wondered what @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social would look like if he was on the opening credits of an 80s American soap or the closing credits of a 70s British sitcom?

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Went to a local beach. Saw the sunset over the city. Second day in Toronto drawing to a close.

Jordan taking a selfie on a sandy beach.

A dusky sky with oranges, yellows and blues over the Toronto sky line

The moon at dusk over the Toronto islands and Lake Ontario

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Jim @jimsweesketches.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Remember when Jean outed Iceman? Here’s how she really found out…

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Fat Gay Bastard @riseburycrisis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It’s @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social’s birthday. Be nice to him.

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It also looks like the Legion of Dooms secret headquarters.

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

3 of these 4 Home Alone 2 actors/actresses have passed away in 2026. I hate that we lost the three that we have. But damn, if we can complete the set before January 1st, that would be something. We have four months to make it happen.

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Sam @sama1988.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

HotD episode 7

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If you see this, quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses.

Jordan, a white man with a white beard, sits topless in a grassy park.

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Despite a sore elbow and feeling a bit nauseous, I managed to do an arm workout - the arms looked alright afterwards too! If anyone has any tips on dealing with tennis elbow and on growing arms and chest muscles, let me know!

Four photos of a man in his 40s flexing his arms. The top 2 photos he has a vest on and in the lower two, he's topless

A white man in his 40s tries to flex his upper body for the camera - he looks uncomfortable!

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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 21/07/2026

Gillian Anderson has officially revealed the upcoming 1,478-piece LEGO set for THE X-FILES. The set is centered on Mulder’s office, paired with a forest clearing scene and a hovering UFO. Includes 8 minifigures, featuring Mulder, Scully, The Flukeman & more. August 4.

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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Spider Man Rides The Tube Not every superhero swings through the city, some catch the tube instead. It took a few attempts to nail the timing, but I finally made the SpiderMan poster look like Spidey is hitching a ride on a passing train. Captured at Oxford Circus station.

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Steve 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧 @wohyeahwohyeah.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This is a real head fuck

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

5 authors who died while you were alive who you've read five books by each Terry Pratchett Anne Rice Christopher Priest Terrance Dicks Justin Richards

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Looking at the stars @lookingatthestars.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Passing this most excellent image on

Sorry, I don't have a credit for this image, recalling the Batman & Robin meme, of Count Binface slapping Nigel Farage

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

As the lucky husband mentioned here, I am very appreciative of a cool, undisturbed night's sleep! Though I did miss my excellent husband and annoying cats, but I'll see them all soon! Here's the view from the hotel bedroom...

A night time view over London from the Manor House Travelodge.

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Hot weather advice for all dog owners... www.dogstrust.org.uk/dog-advice/l...

Hot weather infographic featuring cartoon dogs

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Martha Acuna @marthaacuna.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

His little happy coos after discovering what he can make happen 🥰😍👶🏻 Good morning everyone

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LeedleLee @theleedlelee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

An edited picture of Wolverine from X-Men, his mask looks like two copies of Batman kissing, to further showcase it, the picture includes two bodies of Batman put underneath the mask to really prove it 🤣

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Monthly weigh in - a bit more fat and a bit heavier. Almost at a healthy % of fat, but would prefer if the muscle stat was increasing instead.

Breakdown of my body fat (10%) and muscle mass (54%) percentage.

Graph to show amount of body fat by month

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Saw 2 very different films with 2 very different explorations of hetro-relationships. Both entertaining and good films.

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Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Wrote a letter to my MP, it’s probably not the most coherent thing in the world but I couldn’t not say anything.

Dear
For the five years I have lived in
, I've been proud to have you as my representative. Your
intervention when my gender identity clinic did not send my surgery referral for over a year was crucial in getting them to acknowledge and, vitally, rectify their error. I will remain forever grateful to you for this.
But I'm afraid will not vote for you again, not whilst the red rosette you proudly wear remains a symbol of my exclusion.
Your government's proposed guidance is innately dehumanising. It prioritises the comfort of others over my ability to use the toilet, to access services, and to play the sport love with my friends. Ultimately, it seeks to confine me to my home - away from those who view me with disgust. A dangerous precedent has been set that it is more important for others to be protected from acknowledging the existence of those they deem unworthy than for marginalised people to exist publicly at all.
No matter how hard your party tries to spin this, there can be no dignity and respect for trans people with this guidance in place. As a trans man, I am told am not permitted to change with my football team who have called family for the last five seasons - that I must use separate female facilities alone. But if a woman walked through the door whilst I was lacing up my boots, I could be removed from these facilities too if she objected to my presence. Where is the dignity and respect in changing in a corridor? I suppose the preference is that don't play at all and stay at home so others do not have to perceive me.
I expect this behaviour from the Conservatives and Reform. Had this guidance been proposed by the previous Minister for Women and Equalities, I would have been devastated but not batted an eye. To watch a party I campaigned for, a party I was proud to represent for several years as a candidate, the self-identified "party of equality" usher in the biggest rollback of LGBTQ+ rights since Thatcher's Section 28 is shameful. I will not choose betwe…

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Space @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Milky Way from the Atacama Desert😍

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Fat Gay Bastard @riseburycrisis.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Got a tattoo. It’s not EXACTLY @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social but it’s in that oeuvre and inspired by him as my no.1 hot nerd

A tattoo of a hot beardy bespectacled nerd man with the words HOT NERD

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Tuesday Adams ™ 🌹 @tuesdayadams111.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Good one. 🐈‍⬛

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Switching over from cable to Sky today. I've had some version of cable since my early teens - it's going to be weird having a new provider but excited by the extra content!

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a cartoon penguin is sitting on a stool watching a tv

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Don Gato 🐱🐈‍⬛🐶🐺🌈🐯 @dongato-1.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

😂😂😂😹😹😹

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Completely agree with this article that says "Hush2 [is] a disastrous read... The book feels pointless, it is shockingly ugly, and it features some of the worst writing... of the Bat-family in decades... Hush2 has pleased no one!" www.cbr.com/batman-hush-...

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This Batman Event Is Repeating the Biggest Mistakes of the Worst Bat-Book Ever

Batman: Hush 2 is following in the footsteps of one of the worst Batman stories ever made, and it's a big mistake.

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I did this all the time when I was a teacher - the school lunches I ate contributed to my flatulence too! Now I work from home and have a more bland diet, I fart a lot less and there's no kids to blame it on if I do!

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

How big are you? 5'10/178cm 12.5 stone / 79kg (the heaviest I've been since lockdown!)

A man with a towel wrapped around his waist takes a selfie in a bathroom mirror.

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I haven't had a workout on Friday evening for a while - it was interesting to see that The gym Group have employed a security guard to patrol the floor on Friday nights.

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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says get out

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Percy hanging out with me in the popular "Empty box on the table" location as I work from home this afternoon.

A young black and white cat lies in a cardboard box.

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

With her favourite dad out for the night, Meatball has settled for second best (the one with the hairy chest!)

A black cat sits on a jowly white man in glasses.

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

After a couple weeks off, I've been making the most of my Cineworld Unlimited membership this week. Unfortunately there have been some iffy and downright stinkers this week!

The poster for "Wuthering Heights". Jacob Elodie holds Margot Robbie.

The poster for the Brazilian film The Secret Agent

The poster for Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, with Sam Rockwell stood in the centre

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

As part of an online consultation for treatment for forehead sleep wrinkles (as I've got a noticeable pair in certain light) and I was asked to supply these three photos - I don't understand how my face is so round from the sides but long from the front!

My round white face from the right side.

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Jordan the naive monkey @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Haven't worked out as often as I would have liked lately - maybe that will change this week! Been cycling through my various Spider-Man tops over the last few weeks. #gymselfie #spiderman #workout

Jordan, a white man in his early 40's, is stood in the gym wearing a Spider-Man top.

Jordan, a white man in his early 40's, is sat in the gym wearing a Spider-Man top.

Jordan, a white man in his early 40's, is sat in the gym wearing a black Spider-Man top.

Jordan, a white man with glasses, is sat in the gym wearing a white Spider-Man top.

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Fat Gay Bastard @riseburycrisis.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Birmingham. You were real. @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social and I have a fully acceptable weekend in you.

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Fat Gay Bastard @riseburycrisis.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Roses are red Most bears are chunky But I’m still in love with This gorgeous Monkey Happy Valentine’s Day to this bit of alright. 23 years and still going strong. ♥️🐵 @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social

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Fat Gay Bastard @riseburycrisis.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Krampus Update: 💉 Fully vaccinated ⚖️ 2.1kg 🏀 One fully-descended testicle 😻 Adores his big brother, Percy 🥰 Needs ~15mins of strokes and cuddles every morning at 3am ✅ Ready for anything

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