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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do not flush away huge portions of my income on LA rent so it can be 101° on a Saturday. Please, I’d like to speak with the manager.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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sandiego_cindy 👣🐾 @digitalramble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would be a lot less salty about it if the emails weren't then immediately sold to other interests for THEM to bug YOU (i have tracked this over the years with one-time identifiable emails). so no, i don't like to give them my email address either. datafarming is a thing and ppl don't like it
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CurtisPaulOstler @curtiswrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
William Francis Butler
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
we attacked iran because trump wanted epstein off the front page. this is the result. he caused all of this.
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Doonesbury by gb trudeau.

DUKE: Banquet time again! These folks have enough boring functions for the entire third world!

Tell me, Honey-since you're the only translator in China who can still understand the chairman, how faithfully do you actually carry out his wishes? 

HONEY: Well, sir, he changes his mind a lot, and although his word is absolute law, I have to account for that.

For instance, last Monday, he told me to have the Great Wall torn down, since it's a symbol of ancient tyranny. On Tuesday, I reported that all 1,500 miles had been dismantled.

Then on Thursday, he told me he had had second thoughts, and that he wanted the wall rebuilt at once.

Friday night, I told him that I had personally directed the mobilization of 20 million workers, and that the entire wall had been restored to its former condition.

Actually, I spent the whole week watching t.V., but he thinks I'm a genius.

DUKE: In a way, you are, Honey..
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Curious Citizen 🦋 @curiouscitizen.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Hitler reviewing Berlin architecture
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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KatWomanScreamingIntoTheVoid @katwomanwalks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"...Halt the fascist-flavored victory arch that will dishonor nearby Arlington Cemetery. Fix the Reflecting Pool. Chisel Trump’s name off the U.S. Institute of Peace." Hear, Hear! 👏
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ella-ca.bsky.social @ella-ca.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Alternatively, Russia attacked a sovereign country for no good reason. They need to get the fuck out.
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Best bit of the Bayeux tapestry is the 1944 addendum
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Clashing Flannel @clashingflannel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ll do him one better! Maybe a giant obelisk a few blocks away? Preferably on a hill where it can be seen. Also, make one of the tallest things in the District!
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Mat Hew @hotairmat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fucking amen. Every CLE on AI should be required to lead off with this quote.
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Cato Young @youngocato.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At what point are they going to just stop even engaging at the district level and just run straight to SCOTUS as soon as a suit is filed?
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Dan Grove @grove.cx · 03/09/2026
Implode it in 29
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BornToBark @borntobark.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He gets all the respect he deserves.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🔥 STANAGE: “Price of oil is up $20 since Trump’s war. Price of gas up $1+ — 🇺🇸 people against this 2 to 1. We have alienated our friends, emboldened our enemies (Putin & Xi rubbing their hands in glee)… and Netanyahu, the person happiest, is accused of war crimes.”
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Bon Bon John @bonjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fuckers.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the democrats would rather lose perpetually than win on the left, and they would rather lose than win too big and have people expect them to do things. their incompetence will always be proportional to the ease of victory
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Saigonbond @ogsaigonbond.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Metallichuck (It is right to rebel!) @metallichuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If we'd handled Jan 6th the right way this wouldn't be an issue.
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
trying to add "no bilingual packaging" to a trade deal with Canada at the 11th hour is hilarious, it's like trying to add "and ban handguns" to the US side of the agreement
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cyber_wench @cyberwench.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sadly I think the Supreme Court will let him do this and the next president should immediately tear down this monstrosity.
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vlmmac.bsky.social @vlmmac.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The judge should say explicitly "Bring me the actual handwritten notes or go to jail for contempt"
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nyckaty132.bsky.social @nyckaty132.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Blanche will give them what they’re asking for, that’s how they’ll get around the Blanche letter not to pay them off.
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Brando Garcia @brandogarcia.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dammit stop pushing this fiction that Republicans are decent people with standards. They obviously don’t give a crap and will just do whatever Trump wants to stick it to people like you. Have you noticed they never imply that Democrats are decent people, torn over how to vote?
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Chrysostom @chrysost.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
But they will.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/08/2026
We can’t end gerrymandering until we expand the Supreme Court.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is the most Democratic Party establishment response ever, we already have an agency to investigate corruption. It’s called THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE (and the SEC!)
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sarahbethg.bsky.social @sarahbethg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m confused. A Republican Senator (which is what McConnell’s replacement will be) not voting is a good thing.
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Freestatefemale @freestatefemale.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Missed votes is the bonus. Let him vegatate.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
thought this was taylor farms shredded lettuce
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Lumpy_Space_Prince @lumpyspacetim.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Fucking do it. I don't want to contribute to Republican welfare states any longer. @governor.ca.gov
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jmlandau.bsky.social @jmlandau.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Blistering Order just entered by Judge Williams sanctioning attorneys in bogus Trump v. IRS settlement case in the S.D. Florida.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
2015: “[Donald Trump] is a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot. He doesn’t represent my party. He doesn’t represent the values that the men and women who wear the uniform are fighting for.”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP Lindsey Graham
A painting of Donald Trump that looks like Lindsey Graham
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Republicans are utterly shameless with their hypocrisy.
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Vox Nihili @airymt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Jeremy R. Jenkins @jeremyj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
From 1989. We might have listened.
The "Bloom County" strip from February 26, 1989.  Donald Trump, temporarily transferred into the body of Bill the Cat, concludes that America is a great country because impoverished Americans haven't "strung folks like [Trump] up by their intestines."  Trump/Bill is discussing the matter with Ronald-Ann, a young Black girl.  Reynelda, Ronald-Ann's headless doll, notes that Trump et al. haven't been strung up "...yet."
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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
They mean obedience. To them 'social cohesion' means their group is dominant and everyone else shuts up. Same as it has always meant for any dominating bigot group.
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ZWash @zwash300.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Well, we don’t want fascists in our country. How about that?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 05/07/2026
Independence Day (1996)
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Has this been done
Marco Rubio lunging for water with the words "pausa de hidratación" over the picture
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