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@jmbrnt.online
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The people’s coward

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james @jmbrnt.online · 20h
www.imdb.com/title/tt0317...
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james @jmbrnt.online · 23h
His name implies he fucked around and found out
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james @jmbrnt.online · 23h
I got a beer at a maccas in Spain a few years ago so: yes (but things could have changed)
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james @jmbrnt.online · 03/10/2026
is hemorrhaging votes good or bad
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james @jmbrnt.online · 03/10/2026
(Trying to get a preferential interest rate) I certainly don’t want to fuck the Kiwibank sheep
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james @jmbrnt.online · 03/10/2026
Fuck!
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james @jmbrnt.online · 03/10/2026
Mat’s Incredible!
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james @jmbrnt.online · 03/10/2026
Queues because they have bouncers controlling the entrance. The number of people I saw making content in the queue was too high for my liking
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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Quick reminder of Nationals biggest promise to you in 2023. Nobody got this.
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james @jmbrnt.online · 03/10/2026
We gotta guide him to getting a full on RTX setup and get him back behind the mouse and kb, then regularly on stream
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james @jmbrnt.online · 03/10/2026
The only reason we got away with it this far is because no one lives here
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james @jmbrnt.online · 03/10/2026
people from places like Canada or Finland come here and are like.. you just.. don't recycle properly? and use roundup? what the fuk
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james @jmbrnt.online · 02/10/2026
Omfg it finally happened
A Microsoft authenticator screenshot featuring the coolest number of 2025 “67”
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james @jmbrnt.online · 02/10/2026
nothing makes me disrepect adtech and the like more than searching for, picking and buying a thing, only to have ads for that exact thing (or alternatives) follow me around online for a couple of months after
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james @jmbrnt.online · 02/10/2026
Come get laid off with me guyssss
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james @jmbrnt.online · 02/10/2026
why are nz politicians so keen to impress cookers?
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james @jmbrnt.online · 02/10/2026
rip 2 cronos
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james @jmbrnt.online · 02/10/2026
until BG3 is $30, all steam sales must be ignored
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james @jmbrnt.online · 02/10/2026
I like how britomart has a big pizza now
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james @jmbrnt.online · 02/10/2026
Do they have an app? When I went last week they had the times on those boards but they also had an announcement saying the times on the boards were wrong
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james @jmbrnt.online · 02/10/2026
Remember when nz had a big blast at getting more people into EVs then cancelled it because of woke? and didn’t want to build a big LNG terminal heheheh www.rnz.co.nz/news/environ...
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Greenhouse gases hit record levels in New Zealand's atmosphere, new data shows
The greenhouse gases that cause global warming have increased to new record levels in New Zealand's atmosphere, new data shows.
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james @jmbrnt.online · 02/10/2026
40yo man who needs his tummy time
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james @jmbrnt.online · 02/10/2026
Several of the stations could do with “the tube map” being big and visible as soon as you walk in (looking at you Maungawhau)
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james @jmbrnt.online · 01/10/2026
dril blowjob brothers tweet
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james @jmbrnt.online · 01/10/2026
man i love picking herbs in The Witcher 3: Herb Hunt (Remastered)
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james @jmbrnt.online · 30/09/2026
every time i hang up from any meeting ever and have my swearing time I think this
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james @jmbrnt.online · 30/09/2026
Calibre, the e-reader management software now comes with some slop
A "Create your own adventure" writing game -- interactive storytelling with an AI managing the world you create
This is a little different from the usual run of calibre features. It started out as a way to test the AI backends in calibre but turned into something fun to use. As always with AI features its completely optional and not even loaded unless you explicitly run it. Go to Preferences->Toolbars & menus and add the "Create your own Adventure" to the main toolbar to use it
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james @jmbrnt.online · 29/09/2026
I say this out of the blue to myself all the time. Etched in my brain.
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james @jmbrnt.online · 29/09/2026
Oh so you work with JavaScript
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james @jmbrnt.online · 29/09/2026
Make no mistakes (as He too, would not)
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james @jmbrnt.online · 29/09/2026
It becomes one piece when you’re done
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james @jmbrnt.online · 29/09/2026
I’m a doctor it’s fine yeah
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james @jmbrnt.online · 29/09/2026
we're going to need a set square and a spirit level and LOTs of rags
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james @jmbrnt.online · 29/09/2026
i got some 40km singlemode optics and a true heart if that helps
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james @jmbrnt.online · 29/09/2026
“Skipping”
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james @jmbrnt.online · 29/09/2026
I’ve never been asked to participate in a political poll so why should I believe them
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james @jmbrnt.online · 28/09/2026
Annoying myself by talking like a TikTok chef when making the kids breakfast Alright guys today we’re making cornflakes. First thing we’re going down with a layer of Kelloggs cornflakes to build a base then we’re ab-so-lutely drenching these bad boys in fresh, full fat milk from New Zealand cows
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james @jmbrnt.online · 28/09/2026
She was happy with the single thank Christ
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james @jmbrnt.online · 28/09/2026
i consider myself ungovernable
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james @jmbrnt.online · 28/09/2026
the central rail loop is open (after ~10 years) and: it rocks
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james @jmbrnt.online · 28/09/2026
The new train rocks
Some cool people in the k road subway
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james @jmbrnt.online · 28/09/2026
yesterday a cute couple was sitting behind me at a cafe and while their PDA was tolerable it was absolutely rank to see them start popping blackheads on each others faces. covid generation should be in prison i am sorry
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james @jmbrnt.online · 28/09/2026
builders love the little saw that goes neeeeeeeeeeeyyrrrrrrr
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.
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Marcus @utf9k.net · 27/09/2026
Labour sent out an email about 10 minutes with this handwritten letter from Chris Hipkins saying he has "just come off the stage" The image metadata (which wasn't removed) shows a Sony ILCE-7CM2 took that photo at 1:45pm so a bit before the 3pm campaign launch actually kicked off 😄
A screenshot of an email with the subject line "A personal request - and a note to say thank you"

The letter says "Kia Ora I've just come off the stage at our campaign launch and wanted to thank you. Your support could be the difference between winning and losing. If you can I'd really appreciate it if you can click the buttons below and contribute"
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james @jmbrnt.online · 26/09/2026
That’s a dog for sure 👍
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james @jmbrnt.online · 25/09/2026
I was interviewing for a us based company and the interviewer said “oh feel free to go grab a beverage” and I was like nah I’m all set and closed the zoom call
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james @jmbrnt.online · 25/09/2026
I do like the look of the new Skodas tbqh good shout
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james @jmbrnt.online · 25/09/2026
Ok not what I was going for but also lol
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james @jmbrnt.online · 25/09/2026
Is there such thing as an EV without a 24” touchscreen imax experience Android against your will type setup?
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