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@jmbrnt.online
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james @jmbrnt.online · 06/10/2026
this is as best as I can remember my tragectory of albums I owned in order
shaggy mr boombastic
oasis whats the story 
best of the beach boys
korn follow the leader
sublime sublime
limp bizket significant other
weezer weezer (blue)
white stripes white blood cells
neutral milk hotel aeroplane over the sea
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james @jmbrnt.online · 02/10/2026
Omfg it finally happened
A Microsoft authenticator screenshot featuring the coolest number of 2025 “67”
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james @jmbrnt.online · 01/10/2026
dril blowjob brothers tweet
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james @jmbrnt.online · 30/09/2026
Calibre, the e-reader management software now comes with some slop
A "Create your own adventure" writing game -- interactive storytelling with an AI managing the world you create
This is a little different from the usual run of calibre features. It started out as a way to test the AI backends in calibre but turned into something fun to use. As always with AI features its completely optional and not even loaded unless you explicitly run it. Go to Preferences->Toolbars & menus and add the "Create your own Adventure" to the main toolbar to use it
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james @jmbrnt.online · 28/09/2026
The new train rocks
Some cool people in the k road subway
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james @jmbrnt.online · 23/09/2026
We have have a dev machine with a built in UPS (and joystick) at home
Thinkpad nub mouse thing
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james @jmbrnt.online · 23/09/2026
Doing my best to not expose myself as a poor to my rich cousins
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james @jmbrnt.online · 21/09/2026
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
Some 100% cacao choccie from Ocho that is buzzing me out
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james @jmbrnt.online · 20/09/2026
Head status: too chongus. Wife status: has a smart new hat
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james @jmbrnt.online · 15/09/2026
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james @jmbrnt.online · 14/09/2026
Buying a house owns imo
My cool leaky pipes
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james @jmbrnt.online · 14/09/2026
my buddy just put a fw in to catch his tele doing the same, this was just using plain HDMI to an apple TV, and the tele itself just blastin
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james @jmbrnt.online · 03/09/2026
stream.beagleradio.co.nz/stream tonight 8pm ooooh
poster for the dank fidelity radio show on beagleradio at 8pm thursday nz time - 881.fm whangarei :~) 

it's based on fragile alliance the PC game
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james @jmbrnt.online · 03/09/2026
Had to open twitter for the first time in a year or so
@drewtoothpaste tweet about Barack Obama’s favourite pokemon (geodude)
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james @jmbrnt.online · 31/08/2026
thanku to my cordon bleu mum for being phone a friend for 'my first choux' - which appear to have worked
12 choux pastry profiteroles ready to be iced and have some whipped cream piped in for my sweetie's birthday
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james @jmbrnt.online · 17/08/2026
me, thinking about Ryan Adams having to sell all his shit
pic from simpsons ep 'when flanders failed' showing ned flanders boarding up his stupid left handed shop
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james @jmbrnt.online · 12/08/2026
who's the boss?
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james @jmbrnt.online · 11/08/2026
i'm having fun at work
dark souls style notification for creating a ticket at my email job
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james @jmbrnt.online · 11/08/2026
love too buy a $36 usd tshirt
mail forwarding receipt showing $29.43 shipping on a $36 dollar shirt, a completely cooked $14.33 GST (GST on $36 is $5.40) ...
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james @jmbrnt.online · 10/08/2026
Big ginger cat and some flowers
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james @jmbrnt.online · 06/08/2026
Pon de radio now stream.beagleradio.co.nz/stream
Cool gnod / my birthday themed advertorial for the radio show Dank Fidelity
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james @jmbrnt.online · 05/08/2026
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james @jmbrnt.online · 05/08/2026
Happy new GNOD day to all who celebrate gnod.bandcamp.com/album/chroni...
gnod record cover with some skelly bones types having a knees up around a coffin. one of them has a drum
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james @jmbrnt.online · 05/08/2026
Hey if you dont want to use an app and give all your data to new world for some mildly discounted items (that they could just discount anyway but they don't because they're pricks).. use mine! I'll use all the airpoints to fly to australia and buy some cheap bananas
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james @jmbrnt.online · 04/08/2026
Andy WK album cover showing a bloody fella
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james @jmbrnt.online · 30/07/2026
check it out!
photo of big new eel in down from m mcauley
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james @jmbrnt.online · 28/07/2026
Increasingly me
R Crumb comic “I loathe every person I see on the street”
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james @jmbrnt.online · 24/07/2026
lots of screenshots of similar shit to the zaddyfied winnie, featuring strong, stern looking older gents (ai generated freak shit) with hilarious insecurity-man captions/titles about being a cool strong dad
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james @jmbrnt.online · 22/07/2026
how your email finds me
a lady who is somehow upside down and maybe a bit of a spider hard to say honestly
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james @jmbrnt.online · 15/07/2026
Gummon England
My big sports direct mug and England in the background
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james @jmbrnt.online · 15/07/2026
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james @jmbrnt.online · 09/07/2026
mikey havoc
mikey havoc
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james @jmbrnt.online · 07/07/2026
nz's top police apparently
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james @jmbrnt.online · 07/07/2026
this is me
an american man pointing at his america 250 shirt despite just going down 4-1 v Belgium (who are only 194 ish)
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james @jmbrnt.online · 30/06/2026
Disco Stu with his (dead) goldfish platform shoes
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james @jmbrnt.online · 22/06/2026
[devastatingly gutted nz voice] nah all good
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james @jmbrnt.online · 20/06/2026
Luxdog cursing the chiefs
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james @jmbrnt.online · 31/05/2026
TVNZ+ fucking owns
Dogtier tvnz app showing season 9876 of the chase
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james @jmbrnt.online · 29/05/2026
Thanks apple photos for having this feature
Screenshot from my photos app showing things by year, 1970 steely Dan, next up 2012 my cat Ron
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james @jmbrnt.online · 29/05/2026
take me back
aunty helen and me (with hair)
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james @jmbrnt.online · 28/05/2026
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james @jmbrnt.online · 25/05/2026
Done
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james @jmbrnt.online · 24/05/2026
urghh
"What’s changing:
 • The price of a new Lifetime Plex Pass will increase to $749.99 USD* on July 1, 2026, at 12:01 AM UTC."
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james @jmbrnt.online · 19/05/2026
This is me on a brand new laptop with very fast (psycho mode) internet on a fresh laptop trying and failing for 5+ mins to sign into Microsoft’s flagship productivity suite
A useless, spinny wheel of nothing shown when trying to log into office365 or whatever it’s currently called
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james @jmbrnt.online · 09/05/2026
tried to buy antics magazine and got absolutely fucked
screeny of me trying to buy a $37 magazine with $52 shipping

lol. lmao.
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james @jmbrnt.online · 07/05/2026
Big aldo showed up today
Vinyl LPs feat MJ Slenderman, Flipper and Aldous Harding
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james @jmbrnt.online · 02/05/2026
Shayne Carter is lethal
Pic of Shayne Carter playing to a crowd in a wood shed in Whangarei
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james @jmbrnt.online · 02/05/2026
First game I ever imported
Animal crossing for the GameCube
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james @jmbrnt.online · 30/04/2026
Beef n consommé
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james @jmbrnt.online · 29/04/2026
The great thing about living in a house full of chilli wussies is when I make birria I’m the only one who eats it so it lasts for days
Bunch of dried chiles to make birria
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