Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I don't want to tell you how to do your job, DJ of the local oldies station, but if you're going to play "Purple Rain" by Prince and you cut the guitar solo, you're doing it wrong! 010
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trump voters will usher in fascism to avoid socialism because they don't know the definition of either. 010
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Socially liberal, fiscally conservative" simply means that you don't want the gay to die because they're gay. You want them to die because they're homeless. 011
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't need an alarm clock. My anger wakes me up 030
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Girls love it when you tell them that you killed them. You killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children too. They're like animals, and you slaughtered them like animals. This is an original thought and definitely not said in a movie. 000
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I know a whole bunch of dads who talk real tough about what they'd do if they came across a child predator, but when one did they ended up voting for him three times. 140
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My current head cannon is that the movie "Howard the Duck" changed FBI hiring policy. 100
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If I ever find myself on the opposite side of an issue as Ms. Rachel, I will immediately reevaluate my life. 1101
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So I don't know how to boycott Ed Sheeran more than I already am, but I guess I have to find a way. 100
Reposted by Joseph BradfordTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through. 845337811
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If you could go back in time and tell little kid me that in the future Hasbro is going to issue an official statement that says that Optimus Prime can't work for the government, I would have thought you were insane. 010
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Congrats to Charlie Kirk for not being a bigot for an entire year! Also, future generations are not going to have any idea what he actually looked like. 020
Reposted by Joseph BradfordJ. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026even now, she's still teaching us 95144882730
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Somebody mentioned that the night before a day off is better than the actual day off, and I think he might have been correct. 010
Reposted by Joseph BradfordBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life? 51157392525
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I find it amusing that it's canon that Spider-Man can tell if you include the hyphen when you say his name. 100
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026We went to a sit-down restaurant just now. The manager had the Arby's logo tattooed on his arm. I can't help but wonder what headspace I would have to be in to do that. 110
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Billionaires with a good heart like Bruce Wayne can only exist in fiction. 010
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Me: "I'm going to watch this video about why Roblox is terrible and should be avoided entirely." The ads that play during the video: "Roblox is great and you should be playing it now!" Come on, man. Read the damn room! 030
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I was off all last week. It was wonderful and I highly recommend it. But my scalp got a little sunburntGuys, that's not dandruff. I just want to make sure that's clear. 010
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Very few things are as cringe as attempting some dirty humor and failing at it. 010
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026A local bookstore has placed "Atlas Shrugged" in the fantasy section. Which, yeah, I'm okay with that 030
Reposted by Joseph BradfordBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It would still be a bad idea but it would be pretty funny to bring back NFTs right now 2265437
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026There's a band out there called "Trombone Shorty." I know nothing about them, but I approve based on that alone. 220
Reposted by Joseph BradfordBill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon… 3968651433
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 05/08/2026In Project Hail Mary, society comes together behind a common goal, listens to the scientists and funds a global project to save humanity. This is a reference to the story being a work of fiction. 030
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I just got out of the new Spider-Man. I liked it a lot, but I am SUPER biased as I have always liked the character. Peter would be a Mets fan. What a loser. 020
Reposted by Joseph BradfordAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 01/08/2026Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection? 533151851802
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026You learn something new every day. Unless you're a historian. Then you learn something old. 010
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 25/07/2026My wife: "There's a wolf spider in our basement. I'm just letting him have it. It belongs to him now." 120
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 23/07/2026To my neighbor who decided to launch fireworks at 3 in the morning: I hope you eat the lettuce that gives you diarrhea. 010
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I could be trusted with the book that kills, from the hit series "Nobody can be Trusted with the Book that Kills." 100
Joseph Bradford @jmarkbrad.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Sometimes, when I am having a rough day, I seek out clips from "Whose Line is it Anyways." It's nice to know some things can always be counted on to make me laugh. Don't read too much into this. My day is going very well today. I'm simply reflecting. 020
