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I scream into a new void and hope it laughs

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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 9h
To the people online saying Newsom is our only option for next president, where are you all? Come on don't you want to back this guy? Doesn't he seem great? He said mean things on twitter to trump so we can just ignore this and other shitty things he does
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I really hate modern movie and tv discourse. I swear you have to wait like 3 months to actually have a conversation about it so all the "THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER" people can move on and be miserable somewhere else
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You should watch Barbie again Don't lie you haven't seen it in awhile, watch it again #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
Barbie 4.5/5, Weapons 4/5, Lupin the 3rd vs Detective Conan The Movie 3/5, Mickey 17 4/5
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Andrew Hulshult @andrewhulshult.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can understand liking and disliking the Lanterns final but the people trying to look back and say "Actually it was all terrible" feels bullshit
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Call my thinking backwards logic But I think if you actually believed you didn't need to apologize you'd just apologize. Getting defensive tells me you know something is wrong but just don't care
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The people who complain about joke letterboxd reviews are 30x more annoying than the joke reviews
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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extra chubby visitor to the cat food station tonight! #SuburbanWildlife
Super fat raccoon on a stoop, crouched over a cat food dish.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope it ages like a fine wine
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An illustration done mostly with digital colored pencils. Ok, so we have a wooden coffin in the classic top-heavy hexagon shape. The coffin is propped up at an angle on nothing against a background of gray-blue paint splatters as a spooky sheet ghost rises out of it. Although it’s not a real sheet as it’s translucent and there’s nothing inside of it except a gape-mouthed green skull in the approximate head position within the sheet. The ghost is wearing a big. floppy, black witch’s hat and there’s a little brown bat hanging down from the wide brim. The ghost’s arms are extended holding a jack o’ lantern with a one-toothed frowny face carved into it. Popping out of the jack o’ lantern is a a black cat with green eyes balancing the cap of the pumpkin on his head. And on the stem of the pumpkin cap is a very serious-looking brown speckled owl. A series of spooky speech balloons is chained together around all this , each balloon containing one word and associating back tot he spooks and creatures named in the reverse order listed. The lettering in the balloons is red and drippy and reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 02/10/2026
Its spooky season 👻🎃🦈 #art #sharks
Illustration of a shark on September 30th and October 1st. Spooky season is in session~
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teekay 🎃 @iamtkp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good morning
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everytime Newsom does something shitty I am stuck thinking about the people like a year ago saying we HAVE to vote for him as next president
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Zach Snyder is Michael Bay with zero self awareness
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SEP 30 OCT 1
The human host's robot pals Crow T. Robot (a lanky golden robot with a hat made from a soap dish holding two ping-pong balls for eyes, a lacross helmet net for a headpiece, and a mouth made from a bisected bowling pin) and Tom Servo (a short red robot with a gumball machine head, a torso made from a barrel-shaped bank, two little hands hanging down from his shoulders by metal Slinky-esque springs, and a bowl-shaped hoverskirt) appear in front of one of the Satellite of Love's hallway doors from Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K for short).Servo and Crow wear a white sheet and a golden cardboard crown as they portray the ghost from Hamlet in a host segment on the Satellite of Love bridge set in an episode of MST3K.

Only Crow's eyes are visible through the sheet.
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know he was a republican just was the first bearded action hero I thought of. Does make it a bit ironic in the way republicans will just eat their own face
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So republicans got us into a pointless war Caused prices on everything to go up Are weakening our military while at war Have done nothing with the literal list of pedos and are going to probably claim the midterms were stolen when they lose. Fuck these people with the strap on from Se7en
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This shit sucks, and it sucks having to explain why it sucks and it sucks that assholes will argue it doesn't suck.
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah no one badass has ever had a beard....
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Bad Movies Rule Bmr
ALT: Bad Movies Rule Bmr
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If no one wanted to take the time to write it, why would you take time to read it?
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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
getting a lot of use out of this lately
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So when we get to the next president how quickly do you think they will just undo every executive order by this dumbass?
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you ever play 6 degrees of kevin bacon fortnite is banned from use at this point
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This would get a golden chainsaw from dead meat
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Art by Erika De Luca
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How is it we have a whole galaxy to explore but keep tying back to the same 5 people?
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn would be a shame if that choice made for a bunch of articles that were basically free advertising
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 25/09/2026
This is almost as good of an Ohio slogan as my proposed Ohio slogan (“a great place to be from”)
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched I'm already celebrating spooky season probably going to watch more horror today Also good god Resident Evil was such a fun time
Evil Dead (2013) 3.5/5, The Masque of the Red Death (1964) 3/5, Resident Evil (2026) 4/5, The Old Mill (1937) 3/5
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We just have businesses trying to kill us we don't even get sword arms or finger lighters
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
that's feathers not fur
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't help myself youtu.be/awKOMDg54h4?...
youtu.be
Muppets Most Wanted - We're Doing A Sequel Extended Version
YouTube video by Joshua Velez
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Chef @chef033.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the best time to stop paying for premium on the spyware chat app that just rolled out a new spyware update so they can do gambling partnerships with fanduel and feed your posts to palantir and the CIA was yesterday, and the next best time to do it is today
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But he is the only option, according to people who wanted to stop looking once they heard the first option
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We need a national holiday called "Bastard's Day" to celebrate when these scum bags are dead
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LOOK AT ME #BiVisibilityDay
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Happy Bisexual Ghost Smiling and Waving
ALT: Happy Bisexual Ghost Smiling and Waving
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Larry Karaszewski @larrythek.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Finally “1408” gets the treatment it deserves. 4K Blu-ray of both the theatrical cut (preferred version) and the alternate Blockbuster release. Plus a fun commentary track with Scott, me & director Mikael Häfström. Deleted scenes, different endings, making of docs… www.amazon.com/1408-4K-Blu-...
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Frozen Ocelot @frozenocelot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again a reminder. Don't give them a damn thing and CANCEL YOUR NITRO!
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also going against my own point the hotel owner says it's not haunted it's just "An evil fuckin room"
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You see visions of dead people that aren't actually there, that's a ghost
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Jake the Dog Shrugs in Adventure Time
ALT: Jake the Dog Shrugs in Adventure Time
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pop music isn't real anymore. Most people just have a playlist on their streaming service of choice filled with all the niche stuff they enjoy
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm not really a fan of ghost movies but this is probably my favorite ghost movie
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is also just the part of the list that is easily watched on tubi, the actual list (At least what is left for me to see) is all these. There is just a lot of classics I haven't seen so trying to fix that
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Haven't seen any of these, they are my horror homework
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Add another thing to the list of "Things that will have to be fixed once adults are in charge again"
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Jkpancake @jkpancake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
choices are hard, which of these should I watch tonight?
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