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Irma Squirma 👻 🐛 @eckslibris.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me irl
A mockup of a Halloween costume from Spirit Halloween. Shows a little kid dressed up for picture day, laughing. Description says:

'Former Gifted Child.
Nothing included.

When people ask, "What are you supposed to be?" just reply, "I was supposed to be a lot of things."

ADULT

ONE SIZE FITS MOST'
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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Farscape Moya Starburst Transformation
Alt: Moya, the living ship from the 1999 Sci-Fi Channel series Farscape, starbursting away.
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Jill Lightner @jilllightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Street art in her honor from SE Seattle
A glittery tinsel-fringed illustrated portrait of Dolly Parton on a telephone pole. There's a cartoon voice bubble with a quote from her that says "find out who you are and do it on purpose."
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The five Simpsons lines I've uttered most: 5) "Lousy Smarch weather." 4) "Sounds to me like someone's got a case of the s'posedas." 3) "Here's your problem, someone set this thing to evil." 2) "(chuckles) I'm in danger." 1) "(Annoyed grunt)"
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Illinois
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Gail's shitposts are art. I just spent WAY too much time reading and thinking about which dipping sauce goes with each of the X-Men.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
share a GIF from a western you love.
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a man peeking through a wooden gate with a building in the background that says wheel maker co
Alt: Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) from the film Back to the Future Part III. He's a 1985 teen, wearing a brightly-colored "old west" outfit picked out by a 1955 scientist, stepping through the double doors of an 1885 saloon.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I was 10 when I got interested in my mom's Stephen King books and spent the summer reading Pet Sematary, Carrie, and The Shining.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Why are there so many old shoes buried on this estate??
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships.
USS Defiant (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)Moya (Farscape)Galactica (Battlestar Galactica, 2004)USAF Odyssey (Stargate SG-1)
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Madeleine L'Engle @tesserwell.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.” A Wrinkle in Time
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Give me an iconic #StarTrek image.
Captain Janeway and Tom Paris, having reached what is apparently the peak of human evolution (Some kind of alligator-sized salamander).
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Description of image from Wikimedia Commons:

Members of the STS-51L crew designed this patch which will represent their participation on NASA's late January 1986 mission aboard the space shuttle Challenger, depicted launching from Florida and soaring into space to carry out a variety of goals. Among the prescribed duties of the five astronauts and two payload specialists will be observation and photography of Halley's Comet, backdropped against the United States flag in the insignia. Surnames of the crew members encircle the scene, with the payload specialists being recognized below. Surname of the first teacher in space, Sharon Christa McAuliffe, is followed by a symbolic apple. Gregory Jarvis, representing Hughes, is the industrial payload specialist for the flight. NASA's crew members are astronauts Francis R. (Dick) Scobee, commander; Michael J. Smith, pilot; and Ronald E. McNair, Ellison S. Onizuka and Judith A. Resnik - all mission specialists.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
share a television show that raised you
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a blurred image of a man with a light coming out of his chest
Alt: Scott Bakula as Sam Beckett in Quantum Leap.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
“I just don’t understand why I can’t sleep” she said while staring at the little glowing box of doom in her hand
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it…
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Street Fighter Bison GIF
Alt: Raul Julia as M. Bison in Street Fighter (1994) saying "But for me... it was Tuesday."
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
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a group of children are looking at a map
Alt: Clip from The Goonies (1985). Mouth (Corey Feldman), Mikey (Sean Astin), Data (Ke Huy Quan), and Chunk (Jeff Cohen) are standing on a windy beach huddled around a treasure map as Mouth translates the clues written on it in Spanish (which somehow rhyme in English).
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Mambo No. 5
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Star Trek celebrates Labor Day
Miles O'Brien in Star Trek Deep Space Nine saying, "He was more than a hero. He was a union man."
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Make a band a food: Bonbon Jovi
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 12/08/2025
Disclaimer xkcd.com/3126/
Comic. [long message with unreadable text that includes lots of punctuation marks like semi colons and em dashes as well as citations.] Highlighted line at the bottom zoomed in reads: Not ChatGPT output—I’m just like this. [caption] I’ve had to start adding this disclaimer to my messages.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Share an image/gif you can hear.
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a screenshot of the legend of zelda on the nintendo entertainment system
Alt: Title screen from The Legend of Zelda (1986 - Nintendo Entertainment System)
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
And may the odds be ever in your favor.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The 30 Rock "Lemon, it's Wednesday" meme modified to read:

Liz: What a decade huh?
Jack: Lemon, it's 2025.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Soaking up the sun on #caturday
Talyn, a very lazy cat, lying on the floor in a sunbeam. His white fur glows radiantly in the light.
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Refreshing the bsky feed
Two Romulans tormenting Geordi with the brainwashing machine that makes you want to start a war between the Klingons and the Federation. Caption: "He is becoming accustomed to the horrors he is witnessing, so we change horrors."
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Show me one GIF from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura
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a man is making a funny face and the word sobbing is visible
Alt: An animated GIF from Star Trek (TOS). Spock (Leonard Nimoy) is having a highly-illogical emotional breakdown. The caption reads "[sobbing]"
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Elim Garak (Andrew Robinson) from the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Our Man Bashir."
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
My Leppard? Def
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
“Movies you’ve watched more than six times, GIFs only”
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a back to the future car is driving down a dark street at night .
Alt: A brief clip from the movie Back to the Future (1985). It begins with a DeLorean DMC-12 speeding across an empty parking lot. The car has a bunch of mad science doohickeys attached to it and is glowing in a way that cars normally don't. A wild vortex of energy surrounds the vehicle and is building up in front of it. The shot then cuts to a quick view of Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) and Doc Brown (Christopher Lloyd) as they watch it approach with shocked looks on their faces. We then see the car again just as it vanishes in what appears to be an explosion, leaving behind a pair of fire trails on the ground.
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
That is certainly a mood
Dr Crusher sitting in Data's normal spot at the helm. She has a "whoa, I'm figuring something out here" face. Caption: "If there's nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the universe."
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Huh. I guess this is what happens when you take a season's worth of potentially interesting story beats and try to squeeze them all into a 95 minute movie.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Building a production line for heavy modular frames that fell short of Ficsit's efficiency standards.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Give me a single screenshot from a video game that immediately makes you hear the soundtrack in your head.
A mostly-empty frame from the first moments of the Wily Castle 1 stage in Mega Man 2 (for the Nintendo Entertainment System, released in 1988). A dark blue sky occupies most of the screen. Copper-colored stone makes up the surface at the bottom and light-blue oblong clouds are scattered at the top. The word "READY" appears in block letters at the center of the screen.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. This one ran for like half a season when I was 7 and I've never stopped thinking about it.
A promotional image from the 1985 TV series Misfits of Science, featuring Dean Paul Martin as Dr. Billy Hays, Kevin Peter Hall as Dr. "El" Lincoln, Mark Thomas Miller as "Johnny B," and Courteney Cox as Gloria Dinallo.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
me in my echo chamber
A still from the movie Back to the Future. Marty McFly (Michael J Fox) is getting ready to play his guitar. He's standing with his back to the camera in front of an enormous amplifier.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 03/11/2024
If you think Bluesky is dead, it's probably because you're doing Twitter shit: quote dunking, picking fights, upending reply threads, etc. That doesn't result in interaction here. Instead your ass gets blocked. A lot. This is quite literally a skill issue, because you're probably feral.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Book cover for Pet Cemetery featuring an angry cat’s face hissing as a silhouette of a man stares off. Text and title read:

I just
FED YOU
Stop yelling at me...
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
Don't pop up uninvited and ask what you can do for me if you're not willing to follow through.
A brief conversation with Google's "Gemini" AI assistant.
Me: Go away forever
Gemini: Something went wrong. Try again.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
The whole aurora thing has been really cool, but thanks to the writers of Stargate SG-1 I can't hear "geomagnetic storm" without immediately thinking of Jack O'Neill.
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Stargate Sg1 Jack O'Neill GIF
Alt: Jack O'Neill (Richard Dean Anderson) from the Stargate SG-1 episode "Window of Opportunity." He's trying to remember the term "geomagnetic storm" but all he can come up with is "Magnets!"
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek
Scorpius (or at least a hallucination of him) from the Farscape episode "Crackers Don't Matter." He's a pale, scaly, creepy-looking fellow covered head-to-toe in black leather, which you can't actually see in this image because he's wearing a silly shirt over that and holding up two bottles, presumably tequila and margarita mix.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
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Bill Murray Well Its Groundhog Day Again GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY
Discover & share this Well GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.
Movie poster for He-Man and She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword (1985)
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favorite sci-fi franchise.
Stargate SG-1
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Reminder to new users: October is inventory time, so right now, Statler Toyota is making the best deals of the year on all 1985-model Toyotas. You won't find a better car at a better price with better service anywhere in Hill Valley. That's Statler Toyota in downtown Hill Valley.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 18/09/2023
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Had a great time at the Atlanta show last night. It relieved me of my secret pain, and I didn't even have to help Ben and Adam steal a starship. Buckle up, Toronto!
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Tell me where you're from with a food pic
White Clam Pizza
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