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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The fact that this came right on the heels of "What if sword were big? No, bigger than that. Like, REALLY big" just shows how committed they were to delving into the true mysteries of the universe.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This game had young me convinced that holodeck-style entertainment was just around the corner.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
None of the late 70s/early 80s slasher movies that my parents used to watch really bothered me that much, but this scene from Ghostbusters really did a number on me.
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Ghostbusters: Sigourney Weaver as Dana Barrett & Zuul
Alt: Ghostbusters (1984) - Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver) is sitting in a cushioned armchair in her apartment when she notices a creepy glow coming from her kitchen door. Before she can get up, horrifying monster arms burst forth from the chair cushions, violently holding her down as she struggles. The chair is then dragged by an unseen force into the kitchen where a red-eyed dog monster is waiting.
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Irma Squirma 👻 🐛 @eckslibris.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me irl
A mockup of a Halloween costume from Spirit Halloween. Shows a little kid dressed up for picture day, laughing. Description says:

'Former Gifted Child.
Nothing included.

When people ask, "What are you supposed to be?" just reply, "I was supposed to be a lot of things."

ADULT

ONE SIZE FITS MOST'
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And here I thought these things were, at minimum, supposed to be good at language.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Blue Orreons? Well, I never!
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My favorite memory about that episode is that some of my friends who were into wrestling but not Star Trek wanted to watch it with me because the promo pretends that The Rock is the star, when in reality he only has like three minutes of screen time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzFC...
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Star Trek: Voyager 615 - "Tsunkatse" (UPN trailer)
YouTube video by voypromoguy
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He's the main reason I still watch this ridiculous movie to this day.
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John Travolta & Nicolas Cage Face/Off Meme
Alt: Nic Cage as Sean Archer as Castor Troy from the movie Face/Off saying "I'd like to take his... his face... OFF" as he mimes the act of removing his face.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Another (Strange New) World
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Def Leppard. Their music just makes me happy.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten corrupted."
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I still remember this moment from the first time I played as a kid. Just minding my own business seeing what might be in the sand only to get jumpscared by the "Guess what? It's Metroid time!" sound.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Dedikodu Kirk
Alt: Widely memed animation of Captain Kirk from Star Trek: The Animated Series. He's standing in the transporter room covering his mouth with his hand as if surprised or perhaps stifling a laugh. His arm is positioned in such a way that seems to defy human anatomy.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I know you probably didn't need an answer to this, but my state does allow 8 so I got curious and went looking to see how rare that might be. Found this from a 2-year-old Reddit thread, so maybe outdated, but yeah it's pretty rare in US/CA.
8: IN, NC, NM, NY, WV, ON, PE
7: Every state and territory not listed, I'm not typing all that
6: AK, KY, MO, OR, BC, NT, YT
5: WY
0: NU, NL

From https://www.reddit.com/r/LICENSEPLATES/comments/1cyfjgz/states_and_provinces_by_number_of_letters_allowed/
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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Farscape Moya Starburst Transformation
Alt: Moya, the living ship from the 1999 Sci-Fi Channel series Farscape, starbursting away.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I loved Gargoyle's Quest so much. Many AA batteries were sacrificed in its name. 30+ years and I still have the password for the final area committed to memory!
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Jill Lightner @jilllightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Street art in her honor from SE Seattle
A glittery tinsel-fringed illustrated portrait of Dolly Parton on a telephone pole. There's a cartoon voice bubble with a quote from her that says "find out who you are and do it on purpose."
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The five Simpsons lines I've uttered most: 5) "Lousy Smarch weather." 4) "Sounds to me like someone's got a case of the s'posedas." 3) "Here's your problem, someone set this thing to evil." 2) "(chuckles) I'm in danger." 1) "(Annoyed grunt)"
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Aeryn, a short-haired cat with a white belly and face and haphazardly-placed patches of black/grey spots and stripes everywhere else. She's on her back with all four legs up, looking upside-down at the camera. Her head is completely empty.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Illinois
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Literally just did the same thing. Confirmation box: This cannot be undone. Me: GOOD.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
As absurd as it may sound, he's actually in the Baywatch episode.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cover art for the Bon Jovi album Cross Road
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
THIS is Mat'aar V!!!
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is why I always keep a handful of loose teeth in a cupholder, just in case.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm sure this tasted fine, but there's something unsettling about a Gatorade bottle not containing an eye-searing neon liquid.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
*Cube arrives in orbit of Talax* "We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to... oh. Huh. Scans of your planet just completed and you know what? No thanks." *Cube warps away*
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I need this. Please.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ow my brain.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Salvatore Marlboro
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's the price we pay to Live Más.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What? But I didn't study! I haven't been to personality class all semester! And where are my clothes?!
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At first I was thinking that was a pretty inconvenient place to put it, but then I realized that Mr. Homn can reach it easily.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All I remember about Blaze of Glory is that the bad guy is named Blaze and his ship is the Glory and even as a kid that seemed a little too on the nose.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Skeleton: Yes... yessss... FEAST, my pretties!
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I like to think he personally solved it off-screen. It was just too boring to make an episode about, what with all the saves and jewel thieves and things that go bump in the night.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Well, Shorts Monkey is certainly an upgrade from Diaper Monkey.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Absolutely. And they're both the first line of defense against the supernatural.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I can only hope that this is being reposted to get us hyped for the introduction of a new Object.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Wait, are you already doing research for PASQ, the sequel to TASQ??
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
They don't call him JL Pipes for nothing!
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Still relevant today. Whistler: I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men. Abbott: We are the United States government, we don't do that sort of thing.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Jaffa, kree!
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Is there no law to fit this crime?!
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The Hunt for Red October Sky
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity or remorse or fear and they absolutely will not stop, EVER, until you are licked!
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Well the thread itself shows that we're just now considering these important questions. Something beer-based for Wolverine? Or maybe gravy, like in poutine? Phoenix is spicy, for sure, but Emma Frost sweet? Aesthetically consistent, but what about her personality? There's just so much to delve into!
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Just impressed is all!
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Gail's shitposts are art. I just spent WAY too much time reading and thinking about which dipping sauce goes with each of the X-Men.
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Jeff Kiska @jkiska.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yeah, I get it. One of my go-to scenes for when I want to Feel Something. If I haven't already teared up, Mulgrew's delivery of "Keep a docking bay open for us" usually gets me there.
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