John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Lisa Demuth suddenly believes in having open transparent debate. How about on the bill the senate sent you, Lisa. Or is it like it always is, just for your interests? 031
Reposted by John KellyWes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026yeah and if I was sporting director I'd poll my defenders 031
Reposted by John KellyBAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME 28100683712
Reposted by John KellyBucket Hat Brigade 🍦 @buckethatsmn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We stand with the @psraofficials.bsky.social against the physical intimidation and sexist abuse directed at a match official by an MLS NEXT Pro coach. MLS NEXT Pro must protect their officials, demand proper treatment of women, and enforce real accountability. #RespectTheRefs 0228
Reposted by John KellyMark @markoftheeast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That’s an entertaining half and I think both teams probably feel as though they’ll score in the 2nd. Loons must take all 3. They really can’t afford to drop any more home pts at this stage. 021
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So much this. It has no consciousness, no remorse, no joy, no shame, no sorrow. It doesn't care that you asked it to apologize or gave it punishment, it is just an interface to a machine and when it doesn't give you a result you expected, you asked it in a way that caused that result. 000
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I love ya Loons, but you know it’s been a rough stretch for #MNUFC when the radio show on the way home has a sound bite of Dabassi scoring from years ago as the intro. 050
Reposted by John KellyVetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026#MNUFC That is BAD officiating by Allen Chapman. It's a well-established soccer referee principle that if the GK is injured play should be stopped immediately. It's such a liability to not have a capable GK that play stoppage is mandatory. Dike scoring into an open net there is bullshit. 22912
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m starting to wonder if the ref put down a bet on draft kings before this thing started. #mnufc 030
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It was a tough day last year. Can't read the links that people post, it's too much and too close. Going to choose to remember that in the face of an evil act, so many people felt so compelled to do something good in response. Go do something good again today. And the next day and the day after. 150
Reposted by John KellyPhil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine making the world that much better. 442436
Reposted by John KellyEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton 24107163230
Reposted by John KellyVetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Considering Erik Lamela won a Puskas for a goal similar to this (I think Pereya's had a higher degree of difficulty), I find it odd that this isn't blowing up internationally. #MNUFC 3173
Reposted by John KellyWonderwall @mnwonderwall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Kelvin needed that. The Loons needed that. We all needed that. Now let's keep it going against Orlando! 0163
Reposted by John KellyThe Loony Bin @loonybinpodcast.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Drake with some huge saves tonight. 0191
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Legs look a little heavy. Let’s have some subs loons. 000
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 23/08/2026No mercy Loons. You need the confidence. Drive in a half dozen would ya? #mnufc 090
Reposted by John KellyAlex Campbell @acampbellsports.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This is not a new complaint, however… It’s Saturday There are 13 MLS games today None of them start before 7:30 ET Why is this league like this??static.klipy.comBarack Obama's Iconic ShrugALT: Barack Obama's Iconic Shrug 4122
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Stupid black and blue store knowing exactly its target market. 020
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 15/08/2026As the first Lisa for governor ad after the primary hit and I got hear that she was “fearless” I couldn’t help but think of my nieces and nephews getting shot in a church a year ago that fearless Lisa couldn’t bring herself to have a tough vote on. I don’t have words strong enough. 0297
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 05/08/2026We need a team of 10 Carlos Harvey tonight and we only have one. #mnufc. 110
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Never seen Allianz this empty prior to a match. I must have missed a memo. 000
Reposted by John KellyVetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Watching a really bad SKC team sit in a low block, dare #MNUFC to find a way through knowing they don’t have the personnel to do it, and then murdering them on the counter because for 5 years Wil Trapp can’t break those up… Spend some f%!king money MNUFC. 071
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Honestly need to rethink my media consumption to more directly support the creators I enjoy. Like this idea more. 000
Reposted by John KellyJon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 20/07/2026I've written about soccer and #MNUFC for years. I've been truly blessed by the amount of support I've received in the past from all of you. Today, I'm taking a frightening step, and going out on my own.jonmarthaler.comWhy I'm going independent and asking for your supportI always thought I needed the support of a larger outlet, for soccer writing. Now I'm trying it without one - but I need your support. 716642
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 19/07/2026May the internet and our lives at large be full of more of these sorts of stories. 020
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I can’t see that comic without thinking about how my parents clipped that one for me when I moved to CT to be a LEGO professional. :) 020
Reposted by John KellyBen Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Maybe when you’re on a yellow already you shouldn’t flop? Just a thought. 2739
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Thank you Norway. A pleasure to have been able to cheer you on this summer. 020
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’ve been playing TTRPG adventure games since I was 10, and goal keeper adventure games are just the absolute worst. Argh. #usmnt 030
Reposted by John KellyKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026On behalf of all USMNT supporters everywhere, special thanks to Donald Trump for wrapping the team in distraction and scandal before their biggest game ever. Really appreciate him getting his grubby tiny hands all over this. 1362807398
Reposted by John KellyMatthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I don't like to see England win, but I do love to see Mexico lose. Oh well. 1231527
Reposted by John KellyMatt Serwe @serwewx.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This stoppage time goes all the way to 11 2295
Reposted by John KellyYankeeGunner @arsenalvisionpodcast.com · 06/07/2026Haaland watching these England centerbacks like I watch chocolate chip cookies in the oven. 1850655
Reposted by John KellyWes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Did you guys know that soccer rocks? 21059
Reposted by John KellyMatthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I LITERALLY SAW A BALD EAGLE AS GASS WAS TEXTING ME THIS NEWS WE’RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP 928930
Reposted by John KellyFirst Touch @firsttouch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The 40-year-old captain refused to let Argentina pull away, leading by example in an unforgettable display of courage and resilience. Argentina survive after one of the wildest 120-minute knockout battles we've ever witnessed, but tonight belonged to Vozinha as much as anyone. 👏🇦🇷🇨🇻 19511
Reposted by John KellyFirst Touch @firsttouch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026You can't help but feel for Cape Verde🇨🇻 Vozinha delivered one of the greatest goalkeeping performances in World Cup history, making eight saves, including a stunning stop from Lionel Messi's free kick, to keep his country dreaming🧤🔥 805926698
Reposted by John KellyChristian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history. 174167802319
Reposted by John KellyLuigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Andrés Cantor: “Stand up, ladies and gentlemen, and applaud them both, victors and vanquished…” 1999228
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Cape Verde has FIGHT! Any result and they can hold heads HIGH. 151
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Cinderella got up, spit out a tooth and said, let's go. World Cup Minnows!!! let's go!! 020
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Henry as a commentator on World Cup is such a gift. Really enjoying him. 010
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 03/07/2026World Cup! Nothing better than a goal at the death of a match. 100
John Kelly @jkelly3.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Every time I'm mad at a call with the Loons, @vetshak.bsky.social has seen it and walks through why I'm wrong. And then I end up agreeing with him. It's maddening. 😂 He's absolutely great on these sorts of threads. 000
Reposted by John KellyVetshak @vetshak.bsky.social · 02/07/2026How do you say dos a cero in Bosnian motherf*ker? #FIFAWorldCup #USABIH 171
Reposted by John KellyMatthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Everyone is running around scared and no one has an idea. This is the England I love. 51389