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John King 🫐🇨🇦

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We live in hope for better times. Amateur at everything. East of everywhere. 🫐 Berrified by The Department of Redundancy Department Sincere advice to MAGATs near and far: GFY

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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 8h
Who would now trust any military purchase from that treacherous and cowardly country? Canada Department of Defence I hope you are listening...
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 20h
Keeping the Maga tradition alive.. Every accusation is actually a confession. True story
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Right. The government that can't afford to keep unsafe snowy highways cleared gives themselves 23% pay raises. Remember Conservatives for this shit.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Astonishing to think any sane person would want to inhabit that cruel hellscape of USA. Plutocrat billionaires and populist thugs inflicting non-stop misery. ifloz.substack.com/p/canada-kep...
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CANADA KEPT GRANDMA ALIVE. HER OWN PRESIDENT JUST SENT CUSTOMS AFTER HER FUCKING EYE DROPS.
For a quarter of a century Canadian pharmacies have posted American pensioners the medicine they can't afford at home. On 22 October their own president shuts the letterbox.
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Mark Gerretsen @markgerretsen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Small businesses are the heart of our communities! 🇨🇦 They create jobs, support local families and help build a stronger Canadian economy. Every dollar spent locally makes a difference. 👇 Which local business should more people know about? 🔗 Learn more: canada.ca/canadastrong
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lol!!
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Thanksgiving Sevtap. Despite past challenges, there is much for us to be grateful.
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In the Northland Tom Thomson 1915
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Putin’s Poodle. Code name Krasnov.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
not a new problem either. I remember all the curse words I hurled at passing OC Transpo buses in -40C winter as a student more than 50 years ago.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We remember www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘Spit on our sacrifice’: Canadian veterans fume after Trump and allies take jibes at military
Military families say Trump officials ‘owe us an apology’ after disparaging remarks by JD Vance, Pete Hegseth and others
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactly. Chris Alexander's only contribution to Canada was making his racist idiocy one of the headlines that finally defeated Harper.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In a time when the stories of US fighter plane procurement and gaming out possible military invasion from US are reported on the same day the answer seems obvious. F35 will always be controlled by US software that’s already been threatened to ”modification“ for export. Hard Pass
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well written and far more civilized than my response… Americans will continue to wear the stain of their national disgrace for generations. Just ask Germany…
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same treasonous shithead who went to jail for refusing to testify regarding Trump’s January 6th insurrection. My swearing and rage at those corrupt sewage rats grows daily.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Again the Aussie with the bullseye analysis, no extra charge for the swearing. substack.com/app-link/pos...
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REMIND ME TO NEVER FUCK WITH CANADA
He brought a sledgehammer. They brought a scalpel and a map of his own marginal seats. Guess who’s bleeding.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why do these idiots always rant about things that have zero impact on their lives? Hatred is their hobby.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even Andrew and Chantal can't understand why Althia continues to choose sky-is-falling hysteria as her new brand... youtu.be/pmBPxKP5MdE?...
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At Issue | Is Carney’s Europe pivot in Canada’s best interest?
YouTube video by CBC News: The National
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FFS CBC is now giving Susan "I'm Concerned" Collins platform? This is the stunned bozo who votes Trump 98% of the time and is responsible among other things for allowing Supreme Court appointments to become Trump's clown car. GFY Susan. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Republican senator warns Carney: Closer ties to EU hurts chance of trade deal with U.S. | CBC News
A long-serving Republican senator from a border state is warning Prime Minister Mark Carney against strengthening Canada's economic and political ties to the European Union.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Parrot is a toad of the first order. MHA for my district. Behaves badly in the house and doesn't reply to polite emails either.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
another case study of humour also being true and a bit of swearing being the hot mustard that these observations require. ifloz.substack.com/p/one-bloke-...
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ONE BLOKE BUILDS TRAINS. THE OTHER ONE RENAMES A FUCKING LAKE.
Carney Went to a Fighter Plane Factory and Ordered a Railway. Trump Went Looking for His Phone.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today M. Chretien really nailed this important speech. At 92 years old, still lucid and lumious. Right and Honourable www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
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'Never mistake our generosity for weakness,' Chrétien says at 9/11 memorial
Former prime minister Jean Chrétien had a message for 'our American friends' while speaking in Gander, N.L., at the 25-year commemoration of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. 'Canadians are toler...
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MBlue.Bsky.social 🌺MB🌺 @mblue.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#LFGCanada 👊
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On this day in 2001, 38 civilian and four military flights bound for the United States were diverted to land at Gander, NL. The community of 11,000 welcomed and housed 6,600 arrivals. The new Gander 9/11 Heritage Minute 👇️ buff.ly/nV2r39i
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NEW Heritage Minute: Gander and 9/11
“There’s only one thing to do here – we’re going to ask people to open their doors.” It was the day in which Gander and surrounding communities welcomed the world to its doorstep. *Join our mailing…
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Intelligent and experienced observations and analysis from former Ambassador Hillman. Canadian tariffs are designed to support impacted Canadian industries rather than offensive retaliation. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
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Former ambassador to U.S. Hillman was 'struck' by untenability of trade deal
Prime Minister Mark Carney is bracing the Canadian public for impact as counter-tariffs hit U.S. goods overnight. Former Canadian ambassador to the United States, Kirsten Hillman, who held the office ...
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
youtu.be/eYAwioM3RQI?... and the always accurate yet amusing analysis served complete with Aussie hot mustard.... ifloz.substack.com/p/king-kong-...
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KING KONG BALLS CARNEY JUST ACTIVATED KRAKEN MODE: HISTORY SAYS TRUMP'S FUCKED
The last American to put a 50 per cent tariff on Canada lost his seat and got a depression. Sound familiar?
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dunville, Placentia Bay, Newfoundland Alan C. Collier 1969
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Terri @terriclarke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Love this story from Ainsley Hawthorn. The Fishermen’s Protective Union are as important to NL’s history as cod fish. Over 100 years ago, decades before Newfoundland and Labrador joined Canada, they were advocating for fair pay, free public schools, and old age pensions.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Americans will never outlive the stench of this corrupt and evil regime. Generational shame on every last one of them.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 02/09/2026
Come from Away sequel will see Newfoundlanders put the friggin' boots to Pete Hoekstra
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Come from Away sequel will see Newfoundlanders put the friggin' boots to Pete Hoekstra
GANDER, NFLD – Controversial U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra’s announcement that he will head to Newfoundland as part of the delegation commemorating the 25th anniversary of 9/11 has inspired a sequel t...
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Of course Diaper Donald bullies and mocks the only country brave enough to tell him to go fuck himself. Time for others to now harden the fuck up and watch his flaccid ego shrivel.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And thousands of Canadians in small towns like Gander Newfoundland sheltered, fed and cared for stranded air passengers. Most were citizens of USA, the country that now relentlessly bullies and mocks us. You’re welcome.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
my new favorite news analyst... with swearing, of course. ifloz.substack.com/p/canadian-p...
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CANADIAN PRIDE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL IT MAKES THIS AUSSIE WANT TO CRY
CANADA IS DELETING HIM ONE STREET SIGN AND ONE SHELF AT A TIME
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Old enough to remember radio stations taking song requests... this one goes out to little Pouty Pierre, counting his meagre results from 3 by elections.... youtu.be/L4HW33SgZlM?...
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Bob Dylan - It's All Over Now, Baby Blue (Official Audio)
YouTube video by BobDylanVEVO
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rosie lost the plot long ago when her smug self-importance ran roughshod over her previous talent and judgment. And yes, she never fails to show her soft sympathy for PP and overt hostility toward PM Carney. "Look inside yourself Rosemary"
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Even supporters of free trade at the time argued that Mulroney rushed into a bad deal with the Americans. It only got worse from there.
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Shannon Proudfoot @sproudfoot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ICYMI.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
could be my new avatar
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Memo to Poilievre who over spent tv ad budgets braying about ”technical recession”. And how his 11 yr correspondence course under grad diploma made him smarter than the man with an Oxford PhD in Economics. ifloz.substack.com/p/carney-act...
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CARNEY ACTIVATES GODZILLA MODE AND THE NUMBERS DON’T FUCKING LIE
He predicted a funeral. Canada threw a christening: fastest growth in three years, 75,000 new jobs, and twenty trade deals across five continents. Game on Drumps!
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Newfoundlanders on Trump 🤣🤣🤣💯🔥 #cdnpoli 👇
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
During PM Carney’s Q&A last Saturday he made an overlooked comment. Something like stock markets can overlook underlying fundamentals for long periods but when they do focus, the consequences can be devastating. Then, (ominously): ”Our house is in order.” Yes, we remember 2008 when Carney saved us
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
CBCNN suffers greatly from corrosive both-sides-ism. The list of blatant offences is long. Addicted to clicks is probably why. I'm still confident on David Cochrane though.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Canada should award special citizenship for these funny, impolite and all too accurate observations. ifloz.substack.com/p/canada-jus...
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CANADA JUST RAIDED AMERICA'S GREATEST MINDS LIKE A SMILING FUCKING ASSASSIN
Einstein fled to America when the strongmen came for science. Now the boats run the other way. Inside Canada's half-billion-dollar raid on Harvard, MIT, and everything Trump was too busy to defend.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
living in a world where some crimes should be labelled "A Good Start" www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Seven charged with damaging Trump’s Scottish golf course accused of ‘terrorist connection’
Course at Donald Trump’s Turnberry resort was painted with words ‘Gaza is not 4 sale’ and clubhouse was sprayed with graffiti
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Let me recap: He's saying Canada has the best trade deal because it's the one that is currently violating the existing trade deal that was signed by this US President. Right. Fuck him and the whore he rode in on.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My suggestion is to cancel your subscription to any media company that refers to Lake Ontario as Lake America.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What if we just started renaming things "AmeriKKKa" spelled the Ice Cube way. I'm Gen X and I think we could be talked into this.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Again with the colourful Aussie slang, bullseye wit and appropriate, if impolite language. And, as usual, the post script word wizard lexicon is half the fun. ifloz.substack.com/p/this-is-wh...
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THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE CANADIANS
ELBOWS-THE-FUCK-UP to my Brothers & Sisters from a land up top!
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Unlike the easily-rattled president, the prime minister does not traffic in emotion. His speech was notable for its control of the facts and its unshakable moral authority. This was an economist’s speech, full of accounting." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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How Mark Carney’s speeches have become political earthquakes | Ted Widmer
The quiet-spoken Canadian prime minister has spoken unutterable truths
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What's actually frightening is how can this obviously intelligent man support a criminal madman while trying to convince us with total fabrication and self-defeating policy.
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