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John King 🫐🇨🇦

@jk709.bsky.social
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We live in hope for better times. Amateur at everything. East of everywhere. 🫐 Berrified by The Department of Redundancy Department Sincere advice to MAGATs near and far: GFY

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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Astonishing to think any sane person would want to inhabit that cruel hellscape of USA. Plutocrat billionaires and populist thugs inflicting non-stop misery. ifloz.substack.com/p/canada-kep...
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CANADA KEPT GRANDMA ALIVE. HER OWN PRESIDENT JUST SENT CUSTOMS AFTER HER FUCKING EYE DROPS.
For a quarter of a century Canadian pharmacies have posted American pensioners the medicine they can't afford at home. On 22 October their own president shuts the letterbox.
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Mark Gerretsen @markgerretsen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Small businesses are the heart of our communities! 🇨🇦 They create jobs, support local families and help build a stronger Canadian economy. Every dollar spent locally makes a difference. 👇 Which local business should more people know about? 🔗 Learn more: canada.ca/canadastrong
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In the Northland Tom Thomson 1915
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We remember www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘Spit on our sacrifice’: Canadian veterans fume after Trump and allies take jibes at military
Military families say Trump officials ‘owe us an apology’ after disparaging remarks by JD Vance, Pete Hegseth and others
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Again the Aussie with the bullseye analysis, no extra charge for the swearing. substack.com/app-link/pos...
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REMIND ME TO NEVER FUCK WITH CANADA
He brought a sledgehammer. They brought a scalpel and a map of his own marginal seats. Guess who’s bleeding.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even Andrew and Chantal can't understand why Althia continues to choose sky-is-falling hysteria as her new brand... youtu.be/pmBPxKP5MdE?...
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At Issue | Is Carney’s Europe pivot in Canada’s best interest?
YouTube video by CBC News: The National
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FFS CBC is now giving Susan "I'm Concerned" Collins platform? This is the stunned bozo who votes Trump 98% of the time and is responsible among other things for allowing Supreme Court appointments to become Trump's clown car. GFY Susan. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Republican senator warns Carney: Closer ties to EU hurts chance of trade deal with U.S. | CBC News
A long-serving Republican senator from a border state is warning Prime Minister Mark Carney against strengthening Canada's economic and political ties to the European Union.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
another case study of humour also being true and a bit of swearing being the hot mustard that these observations require. ifloz.substack.com/p/one-bloke-...
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ONE BLOKE BUILDS TRAINS. THE OTHER ONE RENAMES A FUCKING LAKE.
Carney Went to a Fighter Plane Factory and Ordered a Railway. Trump Went Looking for His Phone.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today M. Chretien really nailed this important speech. At 92 years old, still lucid and lumious. Right and Honourable www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
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'Never mistake our generosity for weakness,' Chrétien says at 9/11 memorial
Former prime minister Jean Chrétien had a message for 'our American friends' while speaking in Gander, N.L., at the 25-year commemoration of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. 'Canadians are toler...
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MBlue.Bsky.social 🌺MB🌺 @mblue.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#LFGCanada 👊
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On this day in 2001, 38 civilian and four military flights bound for the United States were diverted to land at Gander, NL. The community of 11,000 welcomed and housed 6,600 arrivals. The new Gander 9/11 Heritage Minute 👇️ buff.ly/nV2r39i
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NEW Heritage Minute: Gander and 9/11
“There’s only one thing to do here – we’re going to ask people to open their doors.” It was the day in which Gander and surrounding communities welcomed the world to its doorstep. *Join our mailing…
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Intelligent and experienced observations and analysis from former Ambassador Hillman. Canadian tariffs are designed to support impacted Canadian industries rather than offensive retaliation. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
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Former ambassador to U.S. Hillman was 'struck' by untenability of trade deal
Prime Minister Mark Carney is bracing the Canadian public for impact as counter-tariffs hit U.S. goods overnight. Former Canadian ambassador to the United States, Kirsten Hillman, who held the office ...
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
youtu.be/eYAwioM3RQI?... and the always accurate yet amusing analysis served complete with Aussie hot mustard.... ifloz.substack.com/p/king-kong-...
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KING KONG BALLS CARNEY JUST ACTIVATED KRAKEN MODE: HISTORY SAYS TRUMP'S FUCKED
The last American to put a 50 per cent tariff on Canada lost his seat and got a depression. Sound familiar?
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dunville, Placentia Bay, Newfoundland Alan C. Collier 1969
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Terri @terriclarke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Love this story from Ainsley Hawthorn. The Fishermen’s Protective Union are as important to NL’s history as cod fish. Over 100 years ago, decades before Newfoundland and Labrador joined Canada, they were advocating for fair pay, free public schools, and old age pensions.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 02/09/2026
Come from Away sequel will see Newfoundlanders put the friggin' boots to Pete Hoekstra
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Come from Away sequel will see Newfoundlanders put the friggin' boots to Pete Hoekstra
GANDER, NFLD – Controversial U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra’s announcement that he will head to Newfoundland as part of the delegation commemorating the 25th anniversary of 9/11 has inspired a sequel t...
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Of course Diaper Donald bullies and mocks the only country brave enough to tell him to go fuck himself. Time for others to now harden the fuck up and watch his flaccid ego shrivel.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
my new favorite news analyst... with swearing, of course. ifloz.substack.com/p/canadian-p...
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CANADIAN PRIDE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL IT MAKES THIS AUSSIE WANT TO CRY
CANADA IS DELETING HIM ONE STREET SIGN AND ONE SHELF AT A TIME
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Old enough to remember radio stations taking song requests... this one goes out to little Pouty Pierre, counting his meagre results from 3 by elections.... youtu.be/L4HW33SgZlM?...
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Bob Dylan - It's All Over Now, Baby Blue (Official Audio)
YouTube video by BobDylanVEVO
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Even supporters of free trade at the time argued that Mulroney rushed into a bad deal with the Americans. It only got worse from there.
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Shannon Proudfoot @sproudfoot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ICYMI.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
could be my new avatar
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Memo to Poilievre who over spent tv ad budgets braying about ”technical recession”. And how his 11 yr correspondence course under grad diploma made him smarter than the man with an Oxford PhD in Economics. ifloz.substack.com/p/carney-act...
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CARNEY ACTIVATES GODZILLA MODE AND THE NUMBERS DON’T FUCKING LIE
He predicted a funeral. Canada threw a christening: fastest growth in three years, 75,000 new jobs, and twenty trade deals across five continents. Game on Drumps!
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Newfoundlanders on Trump 🤣🤣🤣💯🔥 #cdnpoli 👇
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Canada should award special citizenship for these funny, impolite and all too accurate observations. ifloz.substack.com/p/canada-jus...
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CANADA JUST RAIDED AMERICA'S GREATEST MINDS LIKE A SMILING FUCKING ASSASSIN
Einstein fled to America when the strongmen came for science. Now the boats run the other way. Inside Canada's half-billion-dollar raid on Harvard, MIT, and everything Trump was too busy to defend.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
living in a world where some crimes should be labelled "A Good Start" www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Seven charged with damaging Trump’s Scottish golf course accused of ‘terrorist connection’
Course at Donald Trump’s Turnberry resort was painted with words ‘Gaza is not 4 sale’ and clubhouse was sprayed with graffiti
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My suggestion is to cancel your subscription to any media company that refers to Lake Ontario as Lake America.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What if we just started renaming things "AmeriKKKa" spelled the Ice Cube way. I'm Gen X and I think we could be talked into this.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Again with the colourful Aussie slang, bullseye wit and appropriate, if impolite language. And, as usual, the post script word wizard lexicon is half the fun. ifloz.substack.com/p/this-is-wh...
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THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE CANADIANS
ELBOWS-THE-FUCK-UP to my Brothers & Sisters from a land up top!
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Unlike the easily-rattled president, the prime minister does not traffic in emotion. His speech was notable for its control of the facts and its unshakable moral authority. This was an economist’s speech, full of accounting." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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How Mark Carney’s speeches have become political earthquakes | Ted Widmer
The quiet-spoken Canadian prime minister has spoken unutterable truths
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lots of discussion about the trade deal being dismissed over sovereignty, language and last minute punishments. But reports that USA demanded ability to revise these tariff agreements at any time. Right. Concede everything for the "promise" that USA will not honour the deal. Written in pencil.
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David Hamer @davidhamer1951.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Stephen Harper’s former comms guy explains here why it would be folly to release details of the final 🇺🇸USA/🇨🇦Cdn offers on the aborted trade deal. Not to speak of the inescapable fact that petulant peewee piffleswipe Pierre Poilievre would just play bad faith games.🤔🧐🙄 www.thestar.com/politics/fed...
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Canadians can’t see the rejected U.S. trade deal. Here’s why
Pierre Poilievre has called on the government to "release the proposed text" so that Canadians can see the American demands that prompted the breakdown in negotiations.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In Another Instalment of: “What She Said” Melanie Joly: "You know why French and English Canadians decided to eventually create that country of Canada? Because we didn't want to be part of the US." Her press conference this morning has been absolute fire 🔥 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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avidreader8.bsky.social @avidreader8.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#booksky #books #Kindleunlimited #thriller #suspense #romance #novels #geopolitical #mythological #darkromance #women #contemporary #fiction #fantasy #crime #amazon #sifi #readingcommunity #writingcommunity #author #readers #indie
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Again with the colourful Aussie slang and appropriate swearing...."The bully on the block just got told no by the neighbour he thought was softest. Every other house on the street should be walking out the front door right about now." ifloz.substack.com/p/carney-sho...
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CARNEY SHOWS WORLD LEADERS HOW TO HARDEN THE FUCK UP
One country matched the bully dollar for dollar toe to bloated toe. The other ninety-odd are still hiding behind the fucking couch.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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We are all Canadians now
Trump alienates one of our closest allies and neighbor
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How should Canada retaliate against Diaper Donald's latest tariff threats? ->> Wrong Answers Only ->> I'll start: Announce a $10 per day, per person cost for a US tourist visa to Canada.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An important speech, worth preserving, as we move forward from this historical inflection point. thewalrus.ca/mark-carney-...
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Mark Carney: Why I Rejected Trump’s Trade Deal | The Walrus
The prime minister on saying no to Washington and how Canada plans to withstand the fallout
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
lots of language warnings here but worth it to hear this pissed-off ranter properly assess the situation with formidable wit and Aussie slang. ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
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KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Bloomberg News Editor-in-Chief Emeritus Matt Winkler explains what is behind Canada's investment boom. The country's government poised to attract record investment from outside its borders after foreigners poured $183 billion into Canada’s stocks and bonds in the past year." youtu.be/xZGbTYirIsk
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Follow the Money All the Way to Carney's Canada
YouTube video by Bloomberg Podcasts
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And half of them are too dumb to realize. Boiled frogs all of them.
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a Page in your life 🍁📎 @sailorgirl2017.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@liberalca.bsky.social @mark-carney.bsky.social
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The US bond market is the Achilles' Heel of this corrupt regime. I say we should start selling and give them some ankle pain with their $9 Trillion in bond debt.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And what's also typical, some US outlets blamed Canadian immigration for the terrorists that got pilot training at a Florida flight school.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
USA supports Japanese Yen to prevent Japan from selling more US Treasuries. Treasuries are a vulnerablility for USA>> carrying costs increase if more sales occur. I wonder if any negotiations suggest we could sell? Chain reaction of dominoes could hurt Donald. economicsinsider.com/top-15-large...
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Top 15 Largest US Treasury Holders in 2026: Who Owns America's Debt?
Discover the largest US Treasury holders in 2025, including Japan, China, and more. Learn how these countries finance America’s $35 trillion debt.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"...Poilievre will end up sitting in the caucus after he’s done being leader: because he is unemployable in any other job,” Teneycke added.
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Corrosive Panic from the Evil Moron. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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How Trump’s address was bluntly aimed at destabilizing the US electoral system
US president using office and intelligence agencies to try to undermine confidence in elections before midterms
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
on brand for that crowd
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John King 🫐🇨🇦 @jk709.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A longish but very worthwhile analysis and historical context for the often puzzling conformism to a regime in conflict with one's own values. From 6 years ago and even more incisive today.
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