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J.J. Unthank

@jjunthank.bsky.social
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Fantasy Author. Games Programmer. Debut novel, ANY MORE QUESTIONS FOR THE CORPSE? out now! www.jjunthank.com

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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In case it was unclear, suggesting that anyone with a disability needs gen AI to do amazing art is, in and of itself, incredibly ableist. Do not spit on those who have found innumerable ways of making art without stealing from others and polluting the planet. It is disgusting to suggest as much.
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Michael Strode @michaelstrode.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It came! Psyched to read @jjunthank.bsky.social 's humorous fantasy tale.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"SPACE" one for me
Tim Curry smiling in space
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I wrote a little thing about plotting vs pantsing and here it is on crimereads!
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Any More Questions for the Corpse? is officially out and available wherever you get your books!
The front cover of the book Any More Questions For The Corpse? by J.J. Unthank with the words 'Out Now' below it. The front cover consists of a skeleton reading a book on a sofa, while surrounded by shelves of other books.
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One day till release! This might honestly be my favourite joke in the whole book, and yet whenever I tell people it always gets a groan!
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"Like a failing podiatrist, Mal knew something here was afoot."
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love the nerve of some of these scam emails. (I'm getting at least two a day now, what fun) It's the follow up email that kills me, they're like: "Hello, I see you haven't fallen for my scam, just checking in to see if that's going to change, reply YES if you'd like to fall for it, Kind Regards."
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Michael Strode @michaelstrode.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Releases this week! I'll be visiting my local Barnes & Noble to inquire about a copy.
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
3 days to go!
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"He was, in Mal's mind at least, a good man And he was almost certainly already dead."
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
4 more days!
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
5 days and counting!
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"Regardless of his lack of training, or initial reluctance, he would just win with the force of his plucku attitude and untapped potential. Why wasn't that happening now? Maybe he needed to be pluckier."
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In fun news, Any More Questions For The Corpse? will also be available in the U.K. from August 25th! I was able to preorder myself a cheeky copy in Waterstones!
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chrishawn @chrishawn.net · 20/08/2026
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
6 Days! Less than a week! Here is one of the more sane quotes from my novel!
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"The officer was now inadvertently wearing the corpse like a fabulous, nightmare-inducing scarf."
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Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
if i saw C3PO trying to make art i would smash him apart with a wrench
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
7 Days! Still quite proud of this silly ass opening line.
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"Malowin Gladstone was not a fan of corpses. Very few people are, it turns out."
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
8 Days! This is feeling rather ominous, I swear the end is just a book comes out.
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"They did seem to have a knack for finding trouble -or looking for trouble? Either way, where they went trouble also went, like the pair were riding a tandem bicycle."
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My wife is reading some first draft chapters of my new book and I can hear her giggling to herself every now and again, and I so desperately want to go ask what bit she’s laughing at! I must not bother her or she’ll stop reading!
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Gonna keep telling this story. I watched an hour long "How To Write An AI Novel" how to video out of curiosity and I shit you not, 60% of the video was about how to trick Claude into writing something that didn't look like it was AI. If genAI is a tool, it's core audience uses it mostly for fraud.
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
9 Days!
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"The real Octavium Grabble, from the long and honorable line of Grabbles, was most upset to be included in this list, and has personally sent me several letters of complaint (not by fucking owl)."
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werner Herzog with a word balloon
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
10 days to go! One of the best things about writing is the ability to troll your friends years in advance of them knowing! One of my closest friends is deathly afraid of moths, and when he read this he knew this passage was written just for him!
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"Had you, for some ungodly reason, been scared of moths, you would have soiled yourself six times over at the sight. As the group were not scared of moths, but merely scared of insanely large moths, they just screamed."
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
11 Days! Well I'm commited to this countdown now, so I can't stop!
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 He turned to find a six-foot-four, bone-bleached skeleton walking straight at him.
"Hi, Dad,"
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
12 Days! From a touching moment between Mal and Des, as always Mal had to make a joke out of it! (I know I'm talking about these characters like they're real, not sure if it's a sign of madness. Hopefully not!)
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"Something my grandma always used to say. 'If you hunt only deer, fed men fall prey to lions.'" 
"Old people say the weirdest shit."
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
13 days to go!
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"Never bring a dead guy to a necromancer fight"
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wrote something silly that's been on my mind the last few days. jjunthank.com/2026/08/12/t...
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The Chef That Never Eats
Do you really have to read to be a good writer?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/08/2026
I think up the most ridiculously unsellable concept I can and then say "fuck it, Imma write that."
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We're officially two weeks out from my book release! Slightly terrifying, so I thought I'd count down the days with some of my favourite quotes! 14 days to go!
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"Of the many horrors our world possesses-- plagues, Eldritch beasts, social media-- there is but one Mal wished never to meet again. Zombies."
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sensibly read my book until I fall asleep? Or spend the next four and a half hours watching the new @hbomberguy.bsky.social video that just dropped on patreon? I already know what I'm going to do. It can't be helped.
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In slightly mad news, here's where you can find me at @laworldcon.bsky.social! This is my first ever World Con, and first time on a panel. Slightly terrified, but can't wait! If you see me around do say hi!
A schedule of events some nitwit almost author named J.J. Unthank will be doing at LA Con this year. 

From Shell Shock to Mind-Burn: PTSD in Sci-Fi 
Thursday August 27 - 15:00 PDT
Found Family: Who We Call Home
Friday, August 28 - 12:00 PDT
Meet Debut Authors of 2026! 2nd Edition
Sunday, August 30 - 16:30 PDT
Murderous Dragons: Fantasy Mystery	
Monday, August 31 - 10:30 PDT
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Miami Mike @leather-peach.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Speaking of the odyssey this is the best post anyone's ever made about it
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hardbacks arrived the other day! I’m so happy with how they’ve turned out! I can’t believe two years ago I was writing this book with no idea what the hell I was doing! Strange how it all works out!
A photo of a hardback book held up in front of a living room. The book is ‘Any more questions for the corpse?’, the cover is a skeleton sat on a sofa reading a book!
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Carsten Timmermann @ctimmermann.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Excellent piece, reminding us that texts are irrelevant if they are not expressions of the creative thoughts of living and breathing authors, written for living and breathing readers. Texts written by LLMs are simulations, lacking the essence of embodied experience.
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David Green @davidgreenwriter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
RELEASE DAY!! So happy to bring you my tenth (!!!!) book - Charms, Charts, and Conspiracies! Appreciate all the support, and enjoy the book(s) 🧙 mybook.to/magicmapsand... mybook.to/charms
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Note from my notebook (2017). Still true.
Truths About Writing
Most people will ignore what you write
Someone dead did it better than you
You will be misunderstood 
That's all ok
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Kim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Right now the world is full of people who want to code and write and paint and film stuff and people who want to play and read and look at and watch stuff and nobody is allowed to do any of that because some unrelated third guy isn't making enough money off the deal
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The Barbarienne @thebarbarienne.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Writing a first draft is hard, but anyone who thinks there's a shortcut available in slop doesn't know how creating works. Doing the hard part is where the wild and unique things happen. Where the creation of an immersive experience for the reader happens. Where the soul happens. 16/17
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You wanna know how dumb chatgpt is? I asked it a question about Olivia Rodrigo's 3rd album and it told me she's only released 2 albums. Her third album not only released but was #1, the singles all charting. Chatgpt can't even google shit. If you trust it's info for *anything* you are insane.
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Any More Questions For The Corpse? out in the U.S. August 25th! Preorders now available: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/826815...
The book cover of 'Any More Questions For The Corpse?', depicting a stylised cartoon skeleton sitting on a sofa reading a book within a library.
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Crooked Lane Books @crookedlanebooks.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
When a young necromancer investigates a string of deaths in the hidden magical capital of England, the dead come back to haunt him in @jjunthank.bsky.social's ANY MORE QUESTIONS FOR THE CORPSE? #ewgc #libraryreads Request on NetGalley: loom.ly/7Wgxfsc
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J.J. Unthank @jjunthank.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
One of my cats has learnt how to play fetch! By this I mean she drops her toy by my head at 5am then whines until I throw it!
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Fucker Bowl
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires. Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess. Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining. Documentarian: Exactly. Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 90981: Unhappiness is not a prerequisite for making good art. Tea as a writing medium works quite as well as blood, and comes out a lot cheaper...
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026
I just thought everyone should see this
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Throughout a career in publishing, the commonest problem I’ve found in authors trying to break into the business is their fear of taking themselves seriously. If that’s you, try this. (Little thread follows.) 1. Remove “aspiring” or “would-be writer” from your bio. Replace it with “writer.”
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