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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Facial recognition software must be pretty bad news for Superman.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Give him a break. His mind's obviously Frazzled.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

And that's why Santa carries anti-venom.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

New favourite cartoon landed.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Polyphonic. Being surrounded by many parrots.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Polygon. A crime where some utter bastard steals your parrot.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Nepotism. Member of the successful Greggs family.

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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Box of cola seems pretty happy today.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

It's always fun to find out what your partner has inexplicably never seen. Mine's never seen The Matrix.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

A Bluesky experiment, to guage the groups that have made it over here. Anyone else following the England -New Zealand #cricket test match?

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong

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Pippa Crerar @pippacrerar.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Heidi Alexander’s appointment as transport secretary means the cabinet is now 100% state-educated for the first time in history - great stat from @georgeeaton.bsky.social

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Idea. Instead of another parenting podcast, how about an anti-parenting podcast? Just some non-parents getting together to chat about how f**king annoying parents are.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

One thing I appreciate about Parliament is that it can move straight from debating assisted dying onto discussing ferrets.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I've had it. Pretty good but not overwhelmingly so. Give it a go.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Presumably he made her an offer she couldn't resist.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Presumably he made her an offer she couldn't resist.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Blackbird singing in the dead of night? Probably an owl.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Dance like nobody's judging your obvious lack of rhythm.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Theory: the shorter your Wikipedia 'Personal Life' section is, the happier your existence.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I have, of late, from wherefore I know not, lost all my Smurfs.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Vivo en Inglaterra. Siempre tengo frío (o mojado)!

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

It would feel mean to single any out. I can't claim to have read many but the ones I have I was surprised they were ever published.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

You might experience some copyright issues.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Yep, that's a good way to describe it. Underwhelming.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Simple solution. Article on Bhutanese politics. Title: It takes two to Bhutango.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

*Whispers* Wicked isn't a very good musical is it...?

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Bluesky is such a mouthful. Can we just start calling this place "Blusk"?

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Do you ever wonder if Romantasy is just bad fantasy writing papered over with sex, or vice versa?

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

One of life's worst experiences, when you ask somebody how they are and they answer honestly.

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Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

It was the Busta Rhymes It was the Wusta Rhymes

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

All time best cover band name? Jeff Leopard.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Up there with the all time best cover band name: Jeff Leopard.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Named a great non-fiction book. I'll go first. One River - Wade Davis

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I always wondered what haggis was made from.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Ironically, if you were to do that though, you'd be accused of lacking moral fibre.

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

If I join, does it count as hobnobbing?

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@Galleybeggars @galleybeggars.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

A big hello to all new book-loving Bluesky-ers! (If you already follow us, (i) thank you, and (ii) a re-post would be very appreciated, to let people know we're here...) (In other UK news, there's no snow here. It's very sad.)

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a white door with a hole in it that looks like a hole in a wall

ALT: a white door with a hole in it that looks like a hole in a wall

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JJ Surtees @jjsurtees.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Surely the most left-wing cheese is "Red" Leicester?

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