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Former Californian trying to survive in f***ing Flori-duh. KeysStrong! 💙🌈🌀🦌✌️🦈🌴

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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 20h
Add me to the 2027 *uninsured* list! 🥳 As a retiree, my healthcare premium with my former employer (we each pay part) will more-than-double, from $847/mo to $1839/mo. My increase is just shy of $1000/mo, almost $12,000/year. ACA offerings in my area are $2100/mo and up! Thanks and F.U. GOP!
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Oatsie @alexcsinger86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine if President Obama had flown around the country with a substitute wife because Michelle hated his guts. The media would have filed impeachment papers themselves
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Want to know what's really goin' on in Key West? Follow Above the Fold!
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Something I needed to see today. A granny brought her grands to Costco. And they made sure the stuffed puppy had a treat. ❤️🐶
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Received my Florida absentee ballot. Voted and returned it. Tracking it in USPS daily... BTW, he's gonna openly upend the election. Just watch... He's gonna declare martial law in about 30 days.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pathological liars just can’t stop lying. Trump: “I’m the only president that donated his salary. They pay me $550,000 a year.” The presidential salary is $400,000. JFK and Hoover donated their salaries and didn’t rob the country blind.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
The fact is Trump not only lost his war but it's the biggest L the US has taken at least since Vietnam. Our bases are destroyed & abandoned, Iran is emboldened, China is toying w/ us. Hegseth & co want to move on to culture war slop, but they got routed & we'll be dealing w/repercussions for decades
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Geezus Fucking Krist!! The cruelty is the point. Never ever vote Republican. www.cnn.com/2026/09/29/p...
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Supreme Court allows Trump to restart controversial deportations to countries that migrants have no connection to | CNN Politics
The Supreme Court on Tuesday allowed the Trump administration to restart its program of removing migrants to countries other than their homeland without giving them an opportunity to raise human right...
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.stopthepresses.news/p/the-press-...
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The press wear ‘kick me’ signs and wonder why Trump kicks them
The White House is emboldened to disrespect journalists because journalists disrespect themselves
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rick Scott is a liar and a criminal from way back! The details: MedicareFraudSenator.com
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow. MAGA, voting to die.
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sadly, I know several parents who voted against the interests of their gay children. This may be the most egregious case of the leopards eating her face - murdering her daughter. Tough lesson there, mama.
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's so, so bad!!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/09/2026
KARL: Do you support Trump banning news organizations because he doesn't like what they're reporting? SCALISE: Look, Biden removed the press credentials from 400 agencies KARL: That's not true. 400 reporters who had credentials didn't reapply. They weren't banned from the WH. That did not happen.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 18/09/2026
Inadvertently killing endangered animals while logging a forest or building a dam would no longer be considered illegal under a new interpretation of the Endangered Species Act.
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Trump administration allows inadvertent killing of endangered species
Inadvertently killing endangered animals while logging a forest or building a dam would no longer be considered illegal under a new interpretation of the Endangered Species Act.
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FFS. Just when I think it can't get any more ridiculous. VOTE THEM ALL OUT!!
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, we women all know where this little science experiment is heading. 🤦‍♀️ How about we test for those little blue 🍆 pills, too? Oh, and apparently nobody cared when we found loads of antidepressants in our water...??
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nothing matters to Republicans but money and power. Morality is just a Halloween costume they sometimes wear.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This should be on the front page of every newspaper tomorrow.
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who's "sleepy" (and a disgusting rapist pedophile now)?
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel says his interview with Texas Senate candidate James Talarico will NOT air on ABC due to threats from Trump’s FCC. The interview will instead be posted to YouTube.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 10/09/2026
Earth cooked to its hottest month on record in August, blowing far past a key climate threshold, due to the dangerous double whammy of human-caused climate change and a supersized El Nino, according to the European climate service Copernicus.
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Global heat stuck on high. Scientists say August was Earth's hottest month they've measured.
The European climate service Copernicus said the Earth just sweltered through its hottest month on record in August.
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This never happened.
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Donald Trump called the deaths of these 18 Americans in his stupid, pointless war with Iran "small potatoes." Say that to their families, you evil slob.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me crossing beef off my shopping list …
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And rumor has it he's begging for a position with trump. Sounds about right. Assholes.
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The sheeple are so aggravating.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A global joke and an American nightmare.
Pix of Trump
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/0QJXsmDBS8k?... ICYMI: Dolly always kicked ass! This performance blew me away! 👏👏👏
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Dolly Parton - World On Fire (From The 58th ACM Awards)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ooh, Canada!! 👍🇨🇦 Thank you!
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
www.faucilegaldefense.com IS THIS THE CORRECT LINK FOR DR FAUCI'S LEGAL DEFENSE FUND? I find it weird that many news sources reported a fund was established, but then they don't provide the link. WTF is that omission about?
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Anthony S. Fauci M.D. Legal Defense Fund
The Anthony S. Fauci M.D. Legal Defense Fund is established to support legal representation and associated costs for Dr. Anthony Fauci.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Imagine an administration so evil it *intentionally* makes citizens worry about where their next meal is coming from. Well, guess what? You don’t have to imagine. That evil is our reality.
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Above the Fold by Ted Lund @abovethefoldbyted.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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UPDATE: Immigration Group Says At Least 28 Detained in Key West in Seven Days
The Key West Immigrant Support Network says the actual number likely exceeds 30, with most people detained while working or traveling to work.
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm so tired of their lies!
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sooo, our whole middle east military infrastructure has been destroyed? Holy crap! Where is the outrage?
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Absolutely 💯 True…. “Fun Fact: On average, every immigrant in the United States will commit less crimes over their lifetime than Donald Trump! Thank you for your attention to this message!”
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Way to vote, Key West!! Sanity and 💙 libs prevailed! CONGRATULATIONS to Sam Kaufman, new Mayor of KW and Chris Massicotte, new City Commissioner District 5! 🥳 YEAH!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/08/2026
Ossoff: "I have zero interest in running for president in 2028, and frankly zero interest in the 2028 fantasy football right now ... these midterms are the whole ballgame ... I don't know that we have a free and fair election in 2028 unless we restore checks and balances in these 2026 midterms."
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 12/08/2026
The 2-3 week Trump War has gone on for 156 days now.
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Our Land is a Sanctuary for Animals… THEY'RE NOT INVADING OUR SPACE. WE'VE ERASED THEIRS. 🦝 🦫 🦌 When forests turn to asphalt and rivers to pipelines, where do you expect wildlife to go?
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JJ @jjsmartypants.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rock the midterms blue!
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God @thegodshow.com · 01/08/2026
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