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Jon M

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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 6h
Zachariah OUT
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11h
Fellas, is it evil to post?
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Brewers: the one wisconsin team you can root for
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
31 years ago today, Lisa Simpson met Paul McCartney and Linda McCartney. #TheSimpsons episode “Lisa the Vegetarian” first aired October 15, 1995.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sucks for him the NRCC triaged his race though.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I never played halo but I remember some video game podcast circa 2010 where the obviously liberal but professionally apolitical host made some aside about how crazy this guy was:
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Brandon Wardell teams up with lazy, homophobic mercenary and disgraced nuclear engineer, Mark Carney, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Desperately dreading the day she starts texting me.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
New insane coworker called Russian Coworker drunk Saturday morning and told her that she'd marry me.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She sucks but tons of Democrats in red districts vote in the Republican primary in hopes of getting the least crazy outcome. This is mostly true in Wyoming or Kentucky though and not like Scottsdale.
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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
close enough, welcome back ronnie baby
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well you couldn't before!
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Can you play the piano anymore?
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Texting every elder millennial woman on my phone that HBO girls is coming back.
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 13/10/2026
Wow! Mural by Brocha Silvestre at DC's Alethia Tanner Park #sqrlpix #BikeDC
Mural with three animals on bikes, including a squirrel
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
People talk about who would be a great Poaster but surely the fact that Marcus Aurelius so much understood the phenomenology of logging on is some evidence that he'd be up there?
A circular portrait of a marble bust of Marcus Aurelius appears alongside the following quotation:
“Begin each day by telling yourself: Today I shall be meeting with interference, ingratitude, insolence, disloyalty, ill-will, and selfishness – all of them due to the offenders’ ignorance of what is good or evil. But for my part I have long perceived the nature of good and its nobility, the nature of evil and its meanness, and also the nature of the culprit himself, who is my brother (not in the physical sense, but as a fellow creature similarly endowed with reason and a share of the divine); therefore none of those things can injure me, for nobody can implicate me in what is degrading. Neither can I be angry with my brother or fall foul of him; for he and I were born to work together, like a man’s two hands, feet or eyelids, or the upper and lower rows of his teeth. To obstruct each other is against Nature’s law – and what is irritation or aversion but a form of obstruction.”
— Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ray coper can't even get a 2/3 majority. sad!
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ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Ukraine decided to bomb the shit out of the server facility and now I've lost 2 TB of rare ass porn that I've been saving mostly over the past 2 years." 😢
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"bad news for ray coper"- me whenever I see a poll for anything. why can't I stop doing this?
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
watching tv is all lisa demuth amy klobuchar lisa demuth
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is your life a hallmark movie? Also, do you remember that one from a year or so ago which was premised on Minnesota having a large Portuguese population?
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You mean all we had to do was blow up Russian data centers and the Internet got like 25% better? We could've done this ten years ago but didn't?
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
2026 has genuinely been the strangest year of my life.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Giants and Commanders has to be the most stupid football game ending of all time.
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randall "tex" boggs @cinatyte.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Ditka - what can I say? He taught me how to be weird.
Mike Ditka and Ricky Williams
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I should go to this for exposure therapy to the one social thing that terrifies me (running into people taller than me)
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
all my algorithmic playlists eventually become 00s college millennial sad boy playlists.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"take a hike" joke's on you, exercise would be great for my mental health
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why Schumer and not Johnson or Thune?
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The courage to read about billionaire vampires into BDSM?
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#OnThisDay Oct 6 2005: Minnesota Vikings players charter 2 boats on Lake Minnetonka, hire sex workers, and engage in wild, public misconduct in front of the largely underage staff of Al & Alma's boat rentals. The "Love Boat Scandal" remains the low point for the franchise to this day.
One of the boats the "Miss Chievious" underway on the Lake.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All timer 2/3...
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
crazy when you bump into someone who used to be very important to you a long time ago but haven't spoken to in decades and all the sudden you're 25 years old again and want to run.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Former Speaker of the House J Dennis Hastert: What can you say? He taught me it was... nah not doing it.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She understood the assignment.
Girl with the Green Ribbon
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
being 4-0 and having your team suck shit is better than, say, being 0-4 and having your team suck shit.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RFK Jr. is John Titor's Big Gay Al.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She was so cool.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think the death penalty is barbaric and I'm glad we got rid of it over a century ago but I can't imagine any universe where that series of events related to that crime ending with it outlawed today
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An immigrant groomed a teen boy and after the boys Mom found out she intervened and tried to stop it so the man murdered the boy and his mother. He was sentenced to death, the media was present, but the fucked up and the hanging was botched lasting 14 minutes.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You ever read about the specific case that made Minnesota ban the death penalty in 1906? It's a real "the past is another country" story. No way it would happen now.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(Have not played the new expansion, do not know how that changes things)
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have these guys not played Crusader Kings 3? You need way more piety to get the pope to help you with anything.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cornyn and Tillis leaving too. Texas at least still has Lyin' Ted but I couldn't tell you who replaced Lil' Marco.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Learning today there's a senator named "Eric Schmitt". I don't want to bask in ignorance here but why do all Republican senators just sort of blend together? There's maybe five I could pick out of a lineup and with Graham gone and Mitch retiring it's getting even harder.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have been saying for years that (most tepid, warmed over take you hear on this website every single day) Two Likes.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I remember in like September 2011 I was at Half Price Books and an employee was telling his coworker he had request the week of 11/11 off, a real "I know what kind of man you are" moment. (Skyrim was coming out)
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
​Connections: Sports Edition #736 Average mistakes today: 1.6 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🔵🔵🔵🔵 Play the puzzle: www.nytimes.com/athletic/con... locked in on this one
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Group sports terms that share a common thread. A new puzzle is available each day.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think you need to be a doctor to know that subjecting children to Jets football is harmful.
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Jon M @jjm2377.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have no idea how the media bubble/algorithms have shifted on this stuff over the last few years but I feel like I've heard nothing about actual superhero comics the last few years. Does Marvel still do this huge weird event crossovers or reboots like in the 2010s?
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