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John Danek

@jjdanek.bsky.social
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• words at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, etc • music as Danek (loud guitars) & Infinighost (electronic) • Pittsburgh raised, Los Angeles aged

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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
thank you google ai how insightful this mfer said tallywacker
Screenshot for the google AI result for the query "are there any three syllable nicknames for penis?"

AI Overview:

Yes, there are several three-syllable nicknames for a penis, ranging from classic euphemisms and playful slang to scientific terms.
Here are the most common three-syllable nicknames grouped by style:

Playful & Creative Slang

• Baloney pony (ba-lo-ney po-ny) — A classic, rhyming piece of slang.
• Tallywacker (tal-ly-wack-er) — A traditional, old-school colloquialism.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
anyways here's a silly video where, upon playback, i am realizing for the first time that my eyes are at different levels of openness apparently? #alexisonfire #posthardcore #punk
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i am trying to get comfortable sharing the things i create so i don't just post them once and they wither and die how am i doing? leave a note in the comment bin
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/3dgUlQ... Apple: music.apple.com/us/album/mis... Bandcamp (the best): danekdanek.bandcamp.com/album/four-l...
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Misleading Prelude
Danek · Four Lackadaisical Songs of a Dubious Origin · Song · 2020
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's a nice cool weekend a perfect time to listen to music i have made in years past i'm gonna recommend checking out this song, which is very 3rd wave emo "Misleading Prelude" from the 2020 EP Four Lackadaisical Songs of a Dubious Origin tidal.com/track/220584...
tidal.com
Danek - Misleading Prelude
Listen to Misleading Prelude on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Christa Pike "had passed on her final meal. And it turns out she actually asked for the $20 that's allotted for that meal to be used to buy pizza for people living on the streets in downtown Nashville, which some of the advocates in town later did."
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What it's like to witness a botched execution
Q+A with Steven Hale of The Nashville Banner, who watched as Christa Pike survived two lethal injections.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"And on the seventh day, Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk."
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they call me
photo of a jar of perfume and the box, entitled Provocative Vanilla
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what are the odds that they honor this upon reopening
Arclight movie theater Readmission Ticket i just found in a drawer
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
marilyn manson had his rib removed so he could put a gerbil in richard gere's ass
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
time to come clean it's me who has been stealing all your catalytic converters i just think they're neat i'm sorry.
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yet again shut down by dunkin’ donuts marketing team with my “america suck n’ fucks on dunkin” idea
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hell ye- err heaven yeah
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dudes with attitude, title screen, nes (1990) www.mobygames.com/game/33166/d...
dudes with attitude are balls, wearing shades, grinning, bouncing across a blue landscape. a kinda evil looking ball is looming in the background, wearing an eye patch.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
scissored!! great puzzle
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i got nothing...
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can i get a clue for how many syllables for the 9-letter word?
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lizard Gizzard Blizzard Delivered? that one feels like a stretch
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is why I like Tidal. If you disable AI music, it flags tracks with an icon and won't even play them. I ain't tryna hear that shit even for a second
screenshot of Tidal. There is a popup saying "This track is AI-generated" and requires the user to enable AI music to hear it.

Behind the popup is the AI song, "Raise a Glass" by Actress who is not the excellent UK electronic musician but apparently some hack ai garbage using the same name.
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mitch mcconnell stuns in new photo
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage
Alt: Tom Green performing "Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage" in the classic film Freddy Got Fingered
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here's how to change it: don't fucking use it.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
whatever you do in the privacy of your own home, god bless. just don't do it anywhere near me
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's fine if you like vulfpeck, i just couldn't think of a better band for this photo
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh you like Vulfpeck? enjoy your
partially obscured sign on a building, only showing "HERB MUSIC"
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
patricia mccloskey holding a small gun in a threatening manner
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my nine games i spent too mich time playing when i probably should have been practicing music or something but no ragrets
1. TMNT Turtles in Time (SNES)
2. Pokemon Blue (Game Boy)
3. Super Mario 64
4. Zelda Ocarina in Time (N64)
5. Resident Evil 4 (gamecube)
6. Counter Strike Source
7. Super Castlevania IV (SNES but I played on the mini SNES and this re-ignited my love for Castlevania)
8. Witcher 3 (Switch)
9. Dead Cells (Switch)
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
note that i only ever get a score this high after about 10 days of 50s (bad) through 80s (mid)
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
god forbid a man have a functioning bladder...
screenshot of my apple health sleep score from Last night which was a 99 and not a dang 100 like i deserved but i lost a point for "Interruptions" cuz i had to pee once
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tidal: tidal.com/album/563553...
tidal.com
Nick Lutsko - InfoWars: The Album
Listen to InfoWars: The Album on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Def Leppard - "Photograph"
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
- prohibitively priced so as to keep out the poors - privitized use of beautiful swaths of land - hideous fashion - disproportionately populated with boy names like tanner, braxton, and hunter
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
snowboarding culture is just golf culture for kids who had fat wreck chords comps
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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my god, I've seen that "so happy to be sitting in the front seat of a car with the window rolled down" look before. They kept him alive by transplanting a golden retriever brain.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ok ngl this is helping me focus on getting work done
screenshot of my phone lock screen showing Merzbow's Pulse Demon album playing. The current song is "Spiral Blast"
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i hope you were able to leverage this into a $400k raise
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
umm, no no it is not
screencap of a linkedin post from. eil Jesani Advisors, Inc with a picture of a gray haired white guy and the caption "Is the California Billionaire's Tak about to hit you?"
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this album was so big, i remember the video for "wolf like me" playing at the panda express at my college's student union even panda express was hip to tv on the radio wild to imagine that now
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
name a film you've seen 10+ times
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Scary Zombies from Dawn Of The Dead Attack
Alt: Zombies enter elevator in 1978's Dawn Of The Dead Attack
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ooo charlotte sometimes is so good. and i just remembered the Exploding Boy so many good choices
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hard to choose but i never skip A Forest it is THE goth song imo youtu.be/xik-y0xlpZ0?...
youtu.be
The Cure - A Forest
YouTube video by TheCureVEVO
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making me think these Snackwells wouldn't go straight to my thighs!
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
in case you were wondering if this dude understands consent yet, the answer is no.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
websites be like oh you purchased one candle from us? you probably want 5 emails a week until the end of time about our candles
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i loved it so much more than i expected, instant fav
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
makes sense, actual batman always struck me as more lutheran
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
lmao that last one
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
dear windows 11 file explorer show file size ALWAYS show file size THERE IS NEVER A TIME I DO NOT WANT TO SEE FILE SIZE I HATE YOU
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"manosphere?" you mean a testicle?
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
reading this made me sick to my stomach i hope the earth explodes.
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