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John Danek

@jjdanek.bsky.social
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• words at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, etc • music as Danek (loud guitars) & Infinighost (electronic) • Pittsburgh raised, Los Angeles aged

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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 17h
time to come clean it's me who has been stealing all your catalytic converters i just think they're neat i'm sorry.
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 22h
yet again shut down by dunkin’ donuts marketing team with my “america suck n’ fucks on dunkin” idea
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hell ye- err heaven yeah
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dudes with attitude, title screen, nes (1990) www.mobygames.com/game/33166/d...
dudes with attitude are balls, wearing shades, grinning, bouncing across a blue landscape. a kinda evil looking ball is looming in the background, wearing an eye patch.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is why I like Tidal. If you disable AI music, it flags tracks with an icon and won't even play them. I ain't tryna hear that shit even for a second
screenshot of Tidal. There is a popup saying "This track is AI-generated" and requires the user to enable AI music to hear it.

Behind the popup is the AI song, "Raise a Glass" by Actress who is not the excellent UK electronic musician but apparently some hack ai garbage using the same name.
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chore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mitch mcconnell stuns in new photo
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage
Alt: Tom Green performing "Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage" in the classic film Freddy Got Fingered
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh you like Vulfpeck? enjoy your
partially obscured sign on a building, only showing "HERB MUSIC"
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
patricia mccloskey holding a small gun in a threatening manner
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
god forbid a man have a functioning bladder...
screenshot of my apple health sleep score from Last night which was a 99 and not a dang 100 like i deserved but i lost a point for "Interruptions" cuz i had to pee once
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
snowboarding culture is just golf culture for kids who had fat wreck chords comps
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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my god, I've seen that "so happy to be sitting in the front seat of a car with the window rolled down" look before. They kept him alive by transplanting a golden retriever brain.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ok ngl this is helping me focus on getting work done
screenshot of my phone lock screen showing Merzbow's Pulse Demon album playing. The current song is "Spiral Blast"
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
umm, no no it is not
screencap of a linkedin post from. eil Jesani Advisors, Inc with a picture of a gray haired white guy and the caption "Is the California Billionaire's Tak about to hit you?"
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this album was so big, i remember the video for "wolf like me" playing at the panda express at my college's student union even panda express was hip to tv on the radio wild to imagine that now
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
name a film you've seen 10+ times
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Scary Zombies from Dawn Of The Dead Attack
Alt: Zombies enter elevator in 1978's Dawn Of The Dead Attack
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hard to choose but i never skip A Forest it is THE goth song imo youtu.be/xik-y0xlpZ0?...
youtu.be
The Cure - A Forest
YouTube video by TheCureVEVO
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making me think these Snackwells wouldn't go straight to my thighs!
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
in case you were wondering if this dude understands consent yet, the answer is no.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
websites be like oh you purchased one candle from us? you probably want 5 emails a week until the end of time about our candles
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
makes sense, actual batman always struck me as more lutheran
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
lmao that last one
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
dear windows 11 file explorer show file size ALWAYS show file size THERE IS NEVER A TIME I DO NOT WANT TO SEE FILE SIZE I HATE YOU
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"manosphere?" you mean a testicle?
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
reading this made me sick to my stomach i hope the earth explodes.
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you’re talking to someone about music or movies or whatever and they mention enjoying the work of a problematic artist, it’s important to assume they not only know about the artist’s transgressions but agree with them and then scold them about it aggressively. That’s how you win hearts and minds.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
also renaming their debut album to "The President Has a Right to Children"
News article where the title has been changed to "Trump renames Boards of Canada 'Boards of America' amid Canada trade war" with a photo of trump
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
nonbinary british action star call that a jason stheythem
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
is everybody in this administration just constantly prairie dogging it?
trump in the foreground out of focus, looking like absolute haggard shit. rfk jr in the background, in focus, looking like he's in full clench, losing a battle with his ass
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i think i've listened to The Lawrence Arms' Oh, Calcutta! at least once a month for the past 20 years
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i've seen the greatest minds of my generation sincerepost on linkedin
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i just realized you can uninstall the phone app from your phone do with that information what you will.
screenshot of the ios home screen where the Phone app's context menu is visible. the first option is Remove App.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
getting fucked up off that big titty
close up of three bottles of "Big Titty Rum" from Belize
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hard to express the relief of being a penn state alum and learning that the latest "controversy" is merely some frat selling cocaine
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Chris Jewell's Sigh Of Relief
Alt: Chris Jewell's Sigh Of Relief
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my latest for @paletteswap.site 👇🙏🪦💀😈👹
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Pablo Pledgescobar???" when Pablo Freshcobar is right there?? this is what happens when you stop funding the arts...
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i upgraded my snowboard and decided to look at r/snowboarding. everyone there has like 5 snowboards which is insane to me. so i am unsubbing before that stops being insane to me.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
we were firmly a cassette family up until this point and i think i'm only now noticing for the first time that the album name is Tubthumper while the song is "Tubthumping"
artwork of Chumbawumba's 1997 album Tubthumper featuring a solid lime green background, the band's name at the top, and a weird red/pinkish baby woth large teeth exposed
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
declaration: by the time I turn 40 (Dec 2027), I will release the full-length album i've been working on for years and i will form a band and play these songs and older ones live stay tuned.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
if you haven't listened to the new phoebe bridgers album in the bathtub yet, you haven't actually heard it at all.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
oh my credit score decreased? your "not getting punched in the face" score is about to decrease too.
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 13/08/2026
Matt Walsh is the funniest neonazi because every photo of him he looks like exactly the kind of softboy hipster circa 2012 that he fears more than anything else, except for maybe integrated schools
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
america's factories are coming back baby! i drove by two cheesecake factories in the same drive #manufacturing
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i wish every social media app had this from the beginning
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i often lament the death of the blog but tbh we're in a golden era of email newsletters. subscribe. pay for them if you have money. you can get inside & current information on literally any topic in the world. eventually these will die but enjoy em while they're here.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
it's always ross douthat, ross douthis never ross how arethat 😢
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@LAhistory @lahistory.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Aug 7–Sept 7: The exhibit “Graphic Resistance: Seven Decades of California Posters for Peace & Justice" opens at the Santa Monica Airport Arts Center Studios. #LAevents Info via the Center for the Study of Political Graphics: www.politicalgraphics.org/graphicresis... #graphicarts
Titled “Who's the Illegal Alien, Pilgrim?,” this 1981 poster features artist Yolanda Lopez’s (1942-2021) b/w drawing of an Indigenous person pointing and looking defiantly at the viewer as he clenches immigration papers. The words "Who’s the illegal alien, Pilgrim?"are positioned over his chest.Titled “Take a Deep Breath,” this 1991 poster features a color photo of the downtown Los Angeles skyline. Half of the photo appears to be covered with a smog filter, while the other half is clear. 

Poster text: Take a deep breath. More than 100 American cities do not
meet government standards for acceptable air quality. The independent
environmental organizations of Earth Share are working to change this and the other threats to our health. Please give your Earth Share, so we call all breathe a little easier.
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 07/08/2026
Big Walk is facing criticism online for excluding members of the gaming community who have no one in their lives that consider them a friend. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Big Walk Criticized by Anti-Woke Gamers for Not Catering to Players With No Friends.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
funko pop dolls don't get me started.
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
these 4 foods are SILENTLY KILLJNG YOU: - battery acid - poison vegetables (all) - oysters expired for years - gun
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