John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 17htime to come clean it's me who has been stealing all your catalytic converters i just think they're neat i'm sorry. 060
Reposted by John Danekchore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 22hyet again shut down by dunkin’ donuts marketing team with my “america suck n’ fucks on dunkin” idea 011
Reposted by John Danekvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026dudes with attitude, title screen, nes (1990) www.mobygames.com/game/33166/d... 413441
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is why I like Tidal. If you disable AI music, it flags tracks with an icon and won't even play them. I ain't tryna hear that shit even for a second 030
Reposted by John Danekchore doer @humidbeing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026mitch mcconnell stuns in new photo 032
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comDaddy Would You Like Some SausageAlt: Tom Green performing "Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage" in the classic film Freddy Got Fingered 020
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026snowboarding culture is just golf culture for kids who had fat wreck chords comps 162
Reposted by John DanekMITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 15/09/2026my god, I've seen that "so happy to be sitting in the front seat of a car with the window rolled down" look before. They kept him alive by transplanting a golden retriever brain. 051
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 13/09/2026this album was so big, i remember the video for "wolf like me" playing at the panda express at my college's student union even panda express was hip to tv on the radio wild to imagine that now 020
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026name a film you've seen 10+ timesstatic.klipy.comScary Zombies from Dawn Of The Dead AttackAlt: Zombies enter elevator in 1978's Dawn Of The Dead Attack 010
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026hard to choose but i never skip A Forest it is THE goth song imo youtu.be/xik-y0xlpZ0?...youtu.beThe Cure - A ForestYouTube video by TheCureVEVO 281
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making me think these Snackwells wouldn't go straight to my thighs! 010
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026in case you were wondering if this dude understands consent yet, the answer is no. 020
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026websites be like oh you purchased one candle from us? you probably want 5 emails a week until the end of time about our candles 030
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026makes sense, actual batman always struck me as more lutheran 000
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 04/09/2026dear windows 11 file explorer show file size ALWAYS show file size THERE IS NEVER A TIME I DO NOT WANT TO SEE FILE SIZE I HATE YOU 040
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 02/09/2026reading this made me sick to my stomach i hope the earth explodes. 020
Reposted by John DanekShayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you’re talking to someone about music or movies or whatever and they mention enjoying the work of a problematic artist, it’s important to assume they not only know about the artist’s transgressions but agree with them and then scold them about it aggressively. That’s how you win hearts and minds. 0101
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026also renaming their debut album to "The President Has a Right to Children" 010
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026nonbinary british action star call that a jason stheythem 0161
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026is everybody in this administration just constantly prairie dogging it? 010
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i think i've listened to The Lawrence Arms' Oh, Calcutta! at least once a month for the past 20 years 010
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i've seen the greatest minds of my generation sincerepost on linkedin 000
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i just realized you can uninstall the phone app from your phone do with that information what you will. 120
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026hard to express the relief of being a penn state alum and learning that the latest "controversy" is merely some frat selling cocainestatic.klipy.comChris Jewell's Sigh Of ReliefAlt: Chris Jewell's Sigh Of Relief 020
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"Pablo Pledgescobar???" when Pablo Freshcobar is right there?? this is what happens when you stop funding the arts... 100
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i upgraded my snowboard and decided to look at r/snowboarding. everyone there has like 5 snowboards which is insane to me. so i am unsubbing before that stops being insane to me. 010
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 19/08/2026we were firmly a cassette family up until this point and i think i'm only now noticing for the first time that the album name is Tubthumper while the song is "Tubthumping" 140
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026declaration: by the time I turn 40 (Dec 2027), I will release the full-length album i've been working on for years and i will form a band and play these songs and older ones live stay tuned. 170
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026if you haven't listened to the new phoebe bridgers album in the bathtub yet, you haven't actually heard it at all. 000
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 13/08/2026oh my credit score decreased? your "not getting punched in the face" score is about to decrease too. 120
Reposted by John DanekAbby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 13/08/2026Matt Walsh is the funniest neonazi because every photo of him he looks like exactly the kind of softboy hipster circa 2012 that he fears more than anything else, except for maybe integrated schools 0243
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 11/08/2026america's factories are coming back baby! i drove by two cheesecake factories in the same drive #manufacturing 010
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i wish every social media app had this from the beginning 220
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 09/08/2026i often lament the death of the blog but tbh we're in a golden era of email newsletters. subscribe. pay for them if you have money. you can get inside & current information on literally any topic in the world. eventually these will die but enjoy em while they're here. 010
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 08/08/2026it's always ross douthat, ross douthis never ross how arethat 😢 000
Reposted by John Danek@LAhistory @lahistory.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Aug 7–Sept 7: The exhibit “Graphic Resistance: Seven Decades of California Posters for Peace & Justice" opens at the Santa Monica Airport Arts Center Studios. #LAevents Info via the Center for the Study of Political Graphics: www.politicalgraphics.org/graphicresis... #graphicarts 0123
Reposted by John DanekPalette Swap @paletteswap.site · 07/08/2026Big Walk is facing criticism online for excluding members of the gaming community who have no one in their lives that consider them a friend. paletteswap.site/dif... 141452278
John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 06/08/2026these 4 foods are SILENTLY KILLJNG YOU: - battery acid - poison vegetables (all) - oysters expired for years - gun 041