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Jim Smith

@jism.bsky.social
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Freelance wordsmith and web worker based in Aotearoa, New Zealand. He and him. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him... maybe you can hire The J Team. @JiSm at the other place.

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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A poor man's Hydrox - and even they aren't biscuits!
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh, my bad McVities counts too!
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Scotsman only sees one actual packet of biscuits here.
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Crazy views of the city today.
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Crazy views of the city tonight.
View of Auckland CBD from Northcote as fog descends.
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Pat Brittenden @patbrittenden.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
#BHN We're coming for you ZB GfK Survey 1 2026 6am - 9am #1 Mike Hosking, ZB, 374,000 weekly listeners #2 The Breeze Breakfast, 248,500 weekly listeners BHN 302,934 weekly viewers/listeners on our three major platforms Best bang for your buck in NZ media advertising@bhn.nz
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Bernard Hickey @bernardchickey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Now it's using the cash pile to buy foreign currency assets - mostly foreign govt bonds. IE Our Govt is using tens of billions in spare cash to help the US, UK, Japan, Australia etc pay for their infrastructure and wars, rather than building houses and hospitals here. 2/2
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
🎉
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's a case, the mint green controller is inside. Check this review on PB's site
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
☝️ This cool cat knows
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A man down, the last half hour of this is going to feel like another 250 years for US fans. Happy birthday Uncle Sam, btw.
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh, I'm the old school inky type - have had cause to Stop the Presses! But, I've learned most of the digital side as it's developed.
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I got my best results after digesting this science heavy recipe. www.seriouseats.com/spaghetti-ca...
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Cacio e Pepe (Spaghetti With Black Pepper and Pecorino Romano)
Pasta, black pepper, and Pecorino Romano join together to form one of the best Roman pasta dishes. Here's how to perfect it, every time.
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh dear. Switching the All Whites to the little screen, in the hope that spurs them on! Plus, if Iran beat Egypt... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Nah, your Powershop customer is currently moving!
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The fair play norm has broken down at the World Cup on several occasions. Just now, New Zealand had a player down while Egypt had the ball deep in its own end. Even though NZ players were pointing at their injured teammate, Egypt pressed ahead and Mo Saleh scored.
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Our goal still counts!
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Shameful that TVNZ isn't using local commentators for our own matches.
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
That's a big one. #rainbow
Huge rainbow seen from Northcote arching over the whole of Auckland CBD skyline.
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Miriam Ross @miriamruthross.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If the main premise of the argument is the environmental impact is lessened because you are stopping the same centre being constructed in China where it will rely on coal, then it falls apart when you know new data centres in China aren't relying on coal: www.scmp.com/economy/chin...
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Best worst RNZ app notification yet! A push alert telling you nothing linked to an article that tells you nothing further. A vague description pushed out as a Breaking News alert.
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"I don't really like cherries" means nothing when my family encounters a 4kg can of Morellos for $10.
Run to PaknSave Wairau for 4kg tins of Morello cherries for $10.
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Peter McLennan @dubdotdash.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I made a zine. Ten years since Prince passed. Such an incredible artist. This is a bunch of articles about him, commissioned by the talented Jessica Hopper back when she was editor of MTV News website in 2016. Grab a copy from Flying Out or Real Groovy.
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
My usual Anzac Day post. George was Ngāi Tahu.
My great-grandfather, George "Sonny" Skerrett, Gallipoli survivor, interviewed for the occasion of his 100th birthday in 1992: "Ashore, it was frightful. Terrible.... The Turks applied for the armistice to bury the dead. I went out with four doctors, couldn't do much for them, just bandage them. There were 4000 Turks buried that day, I never saw anything like it in all my life. I cried all day, all afternoon, I couldn't stop. Six of my mates, we did everything together, swum and played tennis, they were all out there dead. I looked for them but never found them. Some of the bodies had been lying out there for over a month, and they just fell to pieces in the 100 degree heat.... We were shelled continuously, shrapnel shells falling on both sides. Why I never got hit I'll never know. I still remember the beach. There were a couple of thousand men lying there in all shapes and sizes and forms, all wounded and sick.... We could only treat a certain number of them. The badly wounded, they'd say, you go and find someone else to look after, and they just lay there and died.... I still think about Gallipoli quite a bit. It accomplished nothing.... War's terrible, everybody loses. The only ones who win are the people who make the bombs and shells and the bullets."
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Just discovered our old tablet can stream music to multiple Bluetooth speakers *of different types* natively. Even lets you adjust volume independently. Just there in the settings. Surely this can't work well?!
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Dont Cross The Streams Egon GIF
ALT: Dont Cross The Streams Egon GIF
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I use MS too, but the forecast for Northcote is *still* for a mainly fine day - it isn't raining now, but it is, and then we're due .2 and .4 at 9 and 10 but the radar makes a mockery of that. Who do you use?
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is AI propaganda targeting Trump ... I'm not a big fan of either, so I recommend it with some reluctance - but it is very funny. youtu.be/JbgO50Ek6_g?...
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United States of Israel | New LEGO Video from IRAN
YouTube video by AI IRAN
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Wankstain is staying put.
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Cartoon Movement @cartoonmovement.com · 14/04/2026
Two things that couldn't be further apart. Today's cartoon by Jorge Gonzalez. More cartoons: www.cartoonmovement.com #pope #Trump #war #peace
Cartoon with two panels. In the first panel, we see the pope wearing a mitre, with a cross in the background. In the second panel, we see the same shape upside down, forming Donald Trump with his mouth a large beak that is open. The cross in the background is also upside down, now being a missile that is falling towards the ground.
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Best notification ever.
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Would love to be a fly on the wall of Luxon's office right now as he "prepares" for his first Morning Report interview with @johnjcampbell.bsky.social
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
David Fucking Byrne www.youtube.com/live/MdUBm8G...
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Outdoor Theatre - Live from Coachella 2026
YouTube video by Coachella
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Geese live now www.youtube.com/live/4C5p1td...
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Gobi - Live from Coachella 2026
YouTube video by Coachella
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I hope Tunnock's Teacakes are sponsoring the #ArtemisII parachutes!
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Most looking forward to David Byrne playing at 5.20pm NZT on Sunday!
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
PSA for people who like music, Coachella is live on YouTube all weekend. There's a stream for each stage and an app that lets you check out all the acts and set up your own schedule. We're loving the Bob Baker Marionettes right now: www.youtube.com/live/4C5p1td...
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Anna Burns-Francis doing a great job holding together Al Jazeera's World War Three preview. Ka pai.
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Not even a mouthful in my childhood.
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Our big brain manboy has created a double piston extender that's only one block wide - and tileable! Apparently, this is quite the feat. #Minecraft
Screenshot of a Minecraft creation made by the wonderful Judd Smith
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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McKeen Photos (I shoot people and things for money. And fun.) @mckeenphotos.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Kia ora e te kikorangi whanau... Just a reminder to check schoolbags for lunch boxes to avoid those annoying biological weapons developing over the school holiday. Safer communities etc.
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Damian Shields @damianshields.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Old Friends, Luch Tulla #Scotland #Argyll #LochTulla www.damianshields.com
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Absolute gammon
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Laurie Winkless @lauriewinkless.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
An essential read for anyone in #nz - the fuel crisis is far, far worse than the govt is letting on energyandresilience.substack.com/p/every-coun...
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Every Country in Our Supply Chain Has Declared an Emergency. NZ just launched an Ad Campaign.
What the ministerial press conference got wrong about NZ's fuel supply, and what it didn't mention at all.
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Penny Murray @pennym.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Hesitation is where the magic happens ✨🐅
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Tairāwhiti Doc @tairawhitidoc.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
(Pre)sunrise, Thursday, 26 March, from Okitu Beach, Aotearoa / New Zealand. The skies were full of brilliant colour that gradually became grey before an actual “sunrise”, hidden by clouds. So this is the highlight portion of the morning’s unfolding. Ata mārie / Good Morning ☀️
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Rachel Parker @msraitchetp.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Can we just pause for a fucking minute and imagine what the world would do and how we would react if Joseph Robinette Biden or Barack Hussein Obama lied about negotiating with a nation its administration illegally attacked? We have to stop normalizing how much of a fucking liar Trump is.
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Jim Smith @jism.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Iran is huge.
The True Size Of website's comparison of Iran to new Zealand and Australia - and Tasmania!
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