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Jim White

@jimwhitegnv.bsky.social
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Lapsed blogger from Emptywheel, obsessed with barbecue and all things cooking, avid baseball fan, retired scientist, proud grandpa and political complainer. Not a football presenter!

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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 3m
Who knew that replying “Fuck off” to a text from Trump (god knows why they even sent it) would get “Successfully Unsubscribed” reply?
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thread
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Concealed carry is a tremendous lifestyle improvement.* *Applies to catheter leg bags only.
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“find” does a lot of work here
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ya think
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtu.be
batlh vIteqta’ | Klingon Doomgrass | A Star Trek Folk Metal Anthem (Original Song)
YouTube video by Lord OTT
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
go fuckin' gators, that was incredible
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't really know what to do right now honestly
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This game featured the top two Heismam Trophy contenders : Jadan Baugh and Duke Clark.
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Pete Toemmes @petetoemmes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a bunch of sandbagging reptiles
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Allieranae Alligator
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At least Lane Kiffen has a future recording commercials.
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armandondk.bsky.social @armandondk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't think he'd get cheered in Gainesville but hope we never find out
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Disgustingly loud cheer for Trump at the Texas-Tennessee game. I guess both teams are big fans orange, though
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s another week until I get these staples out of my head. I’ve been curiously obsessed about what the staple gun looks like that they put them in with. And yet I don’t want to look it up and ruin the mystique. Let’s have some fun. Give me your suggestions. (Wrong answers only,)
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s another week until I get these staples out of my head. I’ve been curiously obsessed about what the staple gun looks like that they put them in with. And yet I don’t want to look it up and ruin the mystique. Let’s have some fun. Give me your suggestions. (Wrong answers only,)
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe Trump sold them?
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tommy 😍 Aubie Tommy 😍 Buc-ee
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Coach Tommy Tuberville pictured in a… close embrace with the Auburn Tigers mascot. Tommy Tuberville “palling around with” the Bucc-ee’s mascot.
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Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 @marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Marco Rubio “Iranians and their proxies attack, diplomatic facilities— unheard of. They bombed our embassy in Kuwait.” You soulless gaslighting sack of shit. You killed Iran’s leader and his family including a 18 month old baby as well as double striking a school with 168 children in it.
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pure artistry.
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Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AL East champs, bay bee
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MLB Scores @mlbscores.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Final: Rays 6 Yankees 1
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Jason Collette @jasoncollette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AL EAST CHAMPS!
Caminero celebrating
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There can be nothing sweeter than the Rays clinching the AL East in Yankee Stadium.
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Lisa McElwee-White @mcelweewhite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Spotted on a door in Leigh Hall. Thanks to my UF Department of Chemistry colleagues for their support in the #ACSElection! The ballot is open now. Don’t forget to fish the email out of your inbox and use your link to vote. #chemsky #chemchat
Poster for Lisa McElwee-White in the ACS President-Elect election.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today is the first day FAA was rolling out AI (thought I thought it was just DCA).
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hahahahhaha
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You can always count on @jasonleopold.bsky.social to carefully get and mine important FOIA material to produce outstanding reporting.
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Very pleased to find credible soul food in a hospital: fried catfish, smoky collards and cheese grits. Of course some Frank’s drizzled on top helped.
The plate described in the skeet.
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The Tobster @thetobster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That isn’t what I would call a Profile in Courage, but a Profile in Cowardice.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The fact that very few highly educated people support Donald Trump shows just how biased our educational system has become.
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who knew that sitting up in a chair to eat lunch could be such a happy experience?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, that escalated quickly. Somehow. We went from a visit to my primary care physician yresterday to…brain surgery today. It seems to have gone well.
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Remember when it had to be an Onion article for us to read that the FBI has relaxed standards against beastality and prostitution when recruiting new agents? Ah, those were the days!
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
While substackers have people freaking out about Texas, I would just like to point out that over here in Florida, David Jolly is picking up endorsements by conservative Republicans while he simultaneously hasn't shied away from attacking Byron Donalds for making transphobia a campaign centerpiece.
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When the devil accepts a payment of another dozen babies to buy six more months.
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We take you live to my living room:
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Corn Pop Dances in Living Room
ALT: Corn Pop Dances in Living Room
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Incoming from Trump very soon: "This is just another attempt at reviving the false 'Russia, Russia, Russia' scandal."
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
in these uniforms too, its do beautiful bsky.app/profile/mlbb...
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible Three Hot Dog Night Sly and The Family Scone (Okay, sorta copied that from you.) Paul McCartney and Wings (Wait, that was already there.)
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well, that was a new experience! Wordle 1,910 3/6 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My platform for First Gentleman-Elect is to provide adequate supplies of coffee, moral support and barbecue for Lisa.
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In fact he is the biggest crypto fraudster.
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Odds are very good that Grok now insists this really happened.
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FSU Football is really inventive in finding new ways to embarrass itself on national TV.
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No. Just no.
Fresh from the gates of hell to a grocery store near you: pumpkin spice flavored popcorn.
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Chemjobber @chemjobber.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
worth remembering, folks, Lisa is running for ACS president!
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tragic! Broke my streak going for my 97th day in a row. Oh well, it just got down to many equivalent choices for that first letter. Wordle 1,899 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jim White @jimwhitegnv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
At least I got WaPo’s Keyword in 1:08 even moving my wobbly finger slowly to get the right letters.
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