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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 8h

Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die"

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Definitely an 'r' there; or 'ah' as they say. (My mother was from Portland)

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wrong regional accent. Should be “Wal…y’cahn’t get theah fr’m heah.”

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

did not know they built that much stretch into the Chunnel

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The canonical reply is, "Wal...y'cain't git thar frum hyar"

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Imagine preparing yourself to be executed, WATCHING the lethal injection, losing consciousness, and then WAKING UP. To the knowledge that you were going to get to DO IT AGAIN.

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You know who else never smiles?

The face of the Statue of Liberty with tourists looking out from the windows in her crown

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maybe he’ll wear himself out & IT will happen

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

was this recorded? will it show up on Past Lives? or at least a pointer to it?

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this is awful! how can you be so cruel!?

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I will go for a walk but I will not talk to anyone. I pretend to be cheerful but if there's no one in sight I will rabbit punch you in the throat "Oh dear looks like he fell so sad gotta get home for some tea know you can handle this"

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...

youtube.com

Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street

YouTube video by Musk

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This. This! Is how they got to be Ukrainians!

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The first thing I learned in the army was ‘policing the area’ which was forming up in a single line shoulder to shoulder, walking forward, picking up cigarette butts, gum wrappers & used Kleenex & holding all that in your hand until the formation is dismissed & then throwing it back on the ground.

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

since they are worried that abortion is murder of innocent life, how about just asking these people 'when does god put the soul in? is it when the sperm penetrates the egg? or when the fertilized egg implants into the uterine wall? or at ejaculation is god standing at the foot of the bed?

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Well of course I got it wrong. “Recently injuncted” was what I was admiring.

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Man if I'm a prison guard in Texas I'm 100% behind this. Those guys are doing life on the installment plan.

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"recently injected" is good. very good

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Or sluiced off a leaf, but you know

Red leaves of Virginia creeper covered in dewdrops

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Immigrants taking prejudice opportunities away from native white bigots!

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

People back then were *actively hostile * to Native Americans. The railroads hired Buffalo Bill (and others) to shoot thousands of buffalo & leave the carcasses to rot in order to starve the Native Americans

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Washing machines. Imagine building a fire under a big pot & hauling water from the well & then stirring with a stick & then repeat to rinse & then wringing everything out by hand. Or slapping clothes on rock in the river

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Also they killed a LOT of people

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You are not gonna want to examine this data after he pulls it out of where he's got it

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's actually worse than that. The first child abuse case was brought under an animal cruelty statute by the ASPCA.

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I really believe that after a meeting with Trump at least some people would just say "oh for the love of god just give him something anything just shut him up!"

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Years ago I was struck by how protestant N Irelanders desecribed Catholics in exactly the same terms as US white racists do black people.

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"This can go the easy way or the hard way."

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Good thing mr. cait is a big guy otherwise he'd be squashed!

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I've got big screws in my left vagina and yes I've heard all the jokes before thankyouverymuch

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hey, y'all, where do dogs hate shopping? .. At the flea market!

Two dogs patiently listening to the joke

One dog smiling and one looking confused

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

No this is a pass it forward thing.

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

See those sandals? She DEFINATELY took 'em off inflight & put her feet on the seatback in front of her right behind someone's head

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

There's a between duet Kermit & the robot--heartrending

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The most amazing surprise in the whole entire history of narrative. Ever.

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Not only is the skeleton riding a bicycle & wearing a top hat, it’s in *blackface*!

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Jim Vandewalker @jimvan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Poor fellow certainly hates being petted.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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