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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 15h

how come bean water gets a special name. bean water doesn't get to put on airs

Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 15h

that was my university’s thinking, which is why they decided to build a residence hall specifically for frats so they could socialize in a relatively safe, supervised place, and of course the couple infamous party frats decided they’d rather stay off campus

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 16h

the instant whiplash from "hell yeah, free decompiled photoshop" to "oh no. oh no" was amazing

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 16h

and that's mostly just the social frats riding on the coattails of the service frats, even

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 19h

another bernie bro mad that their perfect vermont savior got beat fair and square by a woman in 2016. grow up

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 20h

the thread I saw about it on Hackernews had a lot of comments saying that it's more of a Photoshop-shaped object than anything actually usable

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

we're two losers baby so why don't you drill us

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

yeah I got my parents a couple of wifi-only ones that they could use to keep an eye on their dogs in the backyard and so far I haven't gotten any complaints about them

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

would one without the cloud storage work or are you just skeeved out in general by doing surveillance

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The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Bart Simpson's classmates, along with Mrs. Krabappel, burst into rapturous cheers now that Bart has said The Line.

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Another Bernie Bro here to lecture us about not voting for the perfect Vermont savior. Loosen your manbun and buzz off!

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

proud to report I have heard the famous song and now I am a real American and not a bubble snob who hates beauty and art

Shazam screen showing the song I just heard is Choosing Texas

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I had to contact support to manually fix about a half dozen accounts that got desynced on the app provider's end and couldn't be reassociated with our organization no matter what I did, and a few accounts I had to set up by hand because the registration form just didn't work on their phones

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

in one app, it is extremely easy for parents to accidentally make multiple accounts for their kids and then there's no clean way to rectify that on the admin side. in another, it required unique email addresses for each parent, which broke for a family with three participating siblings

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

last year for the drum corps I volunteer at, I had to manage the app that handles registrations and invoices, the app that manages forms, the background check app, the abuse compliance training app, a Slack, plus figuring out how to export info to import into the league's own internal platforms

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

being on the educator/coach/facilitator side of these platforms is a massive headache too, I swear they're all designed by people who have never actually been on a sports team or had children

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

integrate AI into your workflow now! do NOT be left behind! the future is HERE!

mentally i'll — 8:02 AM
I’m emailing my choir director that I’m not going to be at rehearsal tonight
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"Good morning. I won't be at rehe[arsalarsal tonight]"
Yeah Google, that’s definitely what I meant

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

we need the Solomonic compromise of only DST for latitudes north of DC and no DST south of it

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

at least the Woody Allen apologist guy isn't Woody Allen

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the amazing part of The Creeping Terror is that it is somehow supersaturated with shoe leather because there are multiple scenes where the narrator's explaining unnecessary setting details while the characters are staring at each other or doing light office work or whatever

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

watching his snively name-search replies on here, I was thinking "damn Michael Tracey really fell off" but then I realized I was thinking of Matt Taibbi, and now I genuinely can't think of any time Tracey was actually interesting or pioneering or even just relatively good at his job

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it’s the consequence of everyone deciding in the mid-2010s that forums are dead and everyone needs to talk about every possible topic in public on the same three websites

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think a lot of admins are still operating on the idea that having lots of fraternities is a sign of healthy campus life, plus I wouldn't be surprised if they're trying to avoid bringing conservatives down on their head if the problem frats claim they're the victims of reverse racism/sexism

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

from what I've seen the ones that exist primarily for sexual assault and binge drinking hide behind the better reputations of service frats, and whenever they get in trouble they put on their best puppy-dog faces and do some token community service until it blows over

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

that's really the crux of it for me, I'm not categorically opposed to the concept of large language models, I'm just sick of the world's worst companies trying to use them to replace perfectly good software that already works fine or encouraging me to offload basic human cognition to it

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

why do you need to talk to anyone to know what kind of music you like? you can already just, like, start listening to music and decide if you like it without the chatbot's intercession

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

anyone need their horse rotated?

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't eat there either for the same reason, honestly

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

so much of the elite political consensus in the US is that rural and exurban voters deserve unlimited veto power over policies that benefit cities because cities don't really count as America

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't get it because it seems like one of the easiest personal sacrifices to make, it's not even like they've cornered the market on some unique cuisine you can't get anywhere else, nearly every fast food place has a serviceable equivalent chicken sandwich nowadays

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

when I say "Aaron Rodericks was faving teen porn on here" I mean the other Aaron Rodericks

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

yes, he said it was a joke because it was a joke to begin with, you'd have to be willfully ignorant to think he was sincerely reposting his own Reddit post and soliciting work as an AI prompter

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

social media and surveillance take that natural adolescent psychological state where teens wrangling with the concept of self-image feel like the world is focused on them and constantly evaluating and judging them and makes it extremely real and powerful and consequential

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the bill offloads the responsibility for figuring out gun part detection/blocking technology to ASTM, if they ever publish a standard that covers it then printers have to meet that standard, the bill itself just assumes it's possible and someone is working on it

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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

chat is this good?

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