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JimmyRenosMullet

@jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social
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Truly hate it here. Ex-con. Handy with a pool cue.

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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shoutout Brazil you’re more retarded than us hard to do but you did it
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have never once heard this song front to back. I have heard the chorus in the commercials for like trucks and the CMAs.
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When someone says “Obama was the most divisive president in history” what they mean is “I’m racist and the black man was black and he blacked in front of my white children”
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We don’t have any teachers because nobody wants to do such a shit job for shit pay and have student loan debt. So the trump administration has decided to stop giving education majors loans. Definitely the actions of an American hero, not a traitor to the nation and humanity
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brits will be like “oi Dey cawll scones biscuits that’s gross” and then put cold tuna salad on a hot potato with beans.
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Cem @mascotpone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Doc Harper @docharper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ARKANSAS FORCED A PUNT
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I really thought Aaron Rodgers had said every stupid thing possible but here we are again
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s September 2026 and men are still online complaining about how unfuckable Bella Ramsey is as she plays an underage lesbian.
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am begging professional athletes to shut the fuck up and/or read a book
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I just got a god damn fortune less fortune cookie. Am I gonna die
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Has anybody figured out why lost boys don’t spend their lunch money?
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Don’t let the suddenly pro data center democrats fool you, they took the bag and are walking everything back. Don’t let them build a 40,000 square foot surveillance facility in your town.
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Call me a commie but if you’re spending $20k to deck out your daughters dorm room and hiring sorority training coaches, we should fucking tax you more.
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Gen Z is so scared of titties bro what the fuck happened
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m glad to see y’all came around and agree that Hannah Einbinder is the hottest chick on tv right now. Those of us with taste already been knew.
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Connections is a straightphobic game. It keeps expecting me to know brands of jeans and makeup and shit. Bitch what do you mean there’s a brand of Jean called DIESEL that’s a truck and a weed strain gtfoh
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m not saying it should win a billion Oscar’s but if you actively don’t like project Hail Mary you’re a pretentious knob.
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hard to explain how pervasive Falling Slowly was. Every coffee shop had it on repeat.
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Changing political parties during your term should trigger an immediate recall. Every aspect of our democracy can be hijacked by the stupidest fucking people it’s time we punish some motherfuckers.
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“How can you joke about someone dying you’re so calloused” Yes and how to callouses form? Tf outta here
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple stands in their backyard, speaking directly to the “camera” in an interview. The woman says, “we called the Dog Whisperer because our dog will not stop crip-walking.” Panel 2: the couple is sitting across from Cesar Milan in their living room. Their little white dog is crip-walking. Panel 2: the dog continues crip-walking, really hittin that. Cesar Milan looks up at the couple and says, “honestly, I don’t know what to tell you”
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Damn a white dude named Cade did something racist lol shocker
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not for nothing but i quit watching the nba in the late 2000s because it became painfully obvious to me how rigged it was. Point shaving, dirty refs, etc. I guess it’s all finally coming out but I bet there were lots of folks like me who just could tell it wasn’t real until the playoffs so we quit.
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Just gonna start saying god isn’t real to people when they start talking politics. Like remember, god isn’t real so keep that in mind while you’re trying to develop policy opinions. The pride night shit is a great example. You don’t want to wear a hat because of god? A fake thing you made up? 🤷‍♂️
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Peak nba lol
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Fucking buffoons
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I still have access to several pages that I shouldn’t lol
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This country has insisted on being a right wing hellscape and the march continues
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Platner wants to impeach illegitimate judges and arresting traitors and fascists. That’s the fucking difference.
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超の大洪水 @superdeluge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
its alright at the end of the day
this online shit isn't real
look man
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the mouse as big as the elephant
its not real
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Just so you know what’s happening, the postmortem Democrat thing said that the “they/them” Kamala ad was effective so now they’re just going to start calling democrats trannies and fags. Rough language I know but it’s coming, probably from the official White House account.
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
the services sought for detransition are quite literally the same ones sought for transition. detransitioners work in tandem with us on advocacy. there aren't enough people to keep a detransition-only clinic busy. this should clue you in that this clinic will not be used for consenting detransition
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Texas children’s hospital to create first detransition clinic in win for Trump
One of the largest pediatric hospitals in the US will pay state $10m and stop offering gender-affirming care to youth
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Damn Dave Chappelle thanks for coming out and clarifying your dumbass positions and trying to distance yourself from the extreme right whose checks you gleefully cashed and made appearances with. We definitely think you were mislead into a decade of shitass comedy and not that you’re a transphobe.
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Greendale Human Beings
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud Dept.-Kinda sounds like he's admitting he interfered in the election with VERY specific statistics. I quit Twitter because he bought it, way before his confession he stole the election for the Orange Atrocity. 🍊💩 Now I'm SURE I made the right decision! 👍
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/03/2026
Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it. The Fargo Woodchippers.
The Fargo Woodchippers. It’s like a baseball player was fed into a woodchipper but not really its an animated logo style.
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
White Gen Z kids being too fucking stupid to put salt, pepper, and garlic onto their beef is not a trend, it’s just bad food for lazy looksmaxxers or whatever. It’s just dirty rice without anything dirty.
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The Oscar’s, a famously stupid group that makes decisions based off legacy and not off performance in this one film, giving a THIRD Oscar to Penn over a FIRST OSCAR for Lindo or Skarsgard would be stupid and boring. So expect it.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/02/2026
TRUMP: We’re touching the stove, folks. We’re touching it like never before. They’re saying the stove is too “hot” but we don’t believe them do we DIPSHIT BOAT OWNER IN CROWD (BARELY AUDIBLE): Hell no!
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Once again, every “both sides are the same” dipshits are invited to suck my cock and balls.
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JimmyRenosMullet @jimmyrenosmullet.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Every clip I see of 3 body problem is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Indeed. Part of what is beautiful about so many metro systems is also what makes them sad: that they often represent a very brief moment of municipalities having money, ambition and power that vanished like breath on a mirror.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/02/2026
It’s not the crime… it’s the coverup
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