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James

@jimmy2hands.bsky.social
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Sportsball Person & Loud Music Person in North Carolina. Views unfortunately my own.

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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will die for Marcus Mariota
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still geeked off a Kyrou preseason goal.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oddly uplifted by the Elephant Graveyard video? Idk?
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So glad we're in preview season. Appreciate all the work y'all put into these!
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thought this dude was dropping of the Sheeran tour too
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HUGE! Big fan of those guys.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The fact these people are so unintelligent is part of why I'm cautiously optimistic.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can brush off a lot of corporate speak but "please advise" will never not sound a lil snooty to me.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All I needed to win my first game in my first Fantasy season in five years was for Kenneth Walker to not unleash hell on earth on the Denver Broncos last night. In his first ever NFL game. Now look at me. A loser. A fool.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I still think "Ladd McConkey" is the name JK Rowling would give a stereotypical Irish character
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Still in disbelief that Drake Maye went for the endzone with that last night
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AI chatbots have democratized billionaire brain worms by allowing everyone—not just the very rich—to experience total insanity-inducing sycophancy
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
insane aura gotta hand it to him
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That ASAVA album is it, brother.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Need this day to end omg
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Seems fine!
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Life is getting incredibly creative in how it humbles me
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A right of passage in the queer community is being in your thirties and still asking your friends "but do they LIKE like me??"
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I want the faith in humanity that people who bring their belongings to gym lockers and don't lock them up have
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Count your days, Duke Energy.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Glad the UEFA Super Cup is today because I really needed the motivating rush of knocking things out before late in the afternoon
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Favorite part of Odyssey is how Odysseus was getting zooted and eating FLOWERS for SEVEN years and was still jacked as all hell
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
hey so WTF ARE THESE?!
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
No one is allowed to make me feel bad about myself BECAUSE THAT'S MY JOB 🗣‼️
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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Its embarrassing how many grown ass adults live in these fantasies where people work for some nonsense like the artificial cultures oligarchs manufacture over survival.
Dumbass CEO of Anthropic thinks people should work for the "corporate mission" over survival.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The right seething at being asked to wear masks all these years later is so cringe
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
(TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS") ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him POSIDEON: Laestrygonia
Shaquille O'Neal, sitting in front of Mt. Olympus, with a gold crown and a lightning boldCharles Barkley, also at Mt. Olympus, wearing a gold crown with a tridentShaquille O'Neal, still at Mt. Olympus, cracking up with his lightning bolt
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
considering there functionally aren’t any ncaa or nil rules anymore, think about how egregious this has to be
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Living on the edge by getting greens in my Cava. What a time to be alive.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yelling at the void isn't enough. I need to invoice people for my therapy bills.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
One thing people don't tell you is that putting yourself out there after working on yourself for so long can still suck so bad WHO KNEW
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I hear the very bare minimum about Pat McAfee and it is still entirely too much.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hell yeah brother
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
VAMOS ESPANA!!!!!!
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The second verse of Block of Flats makes me wanna run through a wall. I mean the whole song does. But that specifically. Whew.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Sad Clown Makeup Moment
ALT: Sad Clown Makeup Moment
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Happy Loathe Day
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wish I believed in a Hell. Truly.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
New Citizen. Gonna be a good day.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i promise not to heat my home unless it is literally freezing as long as it can be 68 degrees indoors all summer this is an easy compromise for me
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A huge storm passed and it's still a swamp out here. Earth is cooked.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Highly recommend leaving your job and going elsewhere if you work for an evil tech company. Hot take, I know.
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Rhetorical btw
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Surely we have better center backs from this country who aren't 35+ and in the MLS????
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Paraguay is straight up miserable to watch
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the world will remember Cape Verde. and see them again in 4 years
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Charlie Day's Migraine Headache
ALT: Charlie Day's Migraine Headache
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Call this shallow but finding out a lot of their base seems to have a floor with this nonsense has been at least somewhat hopeful
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Folarin!!!!
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James @jimmy2hands.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Knicks did WHAT
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