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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
yeah I just did it. It's a week earlier than planned and also an entire calendar year late. Happy Valentine's Day from "Just send for me" archiveofourown.org/works/488244...
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Just send for me (oh baby!) - Chapter 6 - jeffgoldblum90s - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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hasan but bluer @jimkirk.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
ron lemon ..... author u are so smart
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wren @wrenanigans.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
where i create from
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teddywesworl @teddywesworl.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Do you guys wanna see my PowerPoint presentation about why you should like my hockey team www.tumblr.com/teddywesworl...
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💬 3  🔁 6  ❤️ 15 · okay go. become a habs fan NOW
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andi 🩷 @sadbabiemunson.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
hi!! 🩷 my name’s andi, u might not recognize me without the usual salacious content, but unfortunately im here to ask for some help. i’ve got so many dr appointments coming up with specialists that are quite a bit out of my normal health budget. ko-fi.com/lilgoblinandi
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Support andi 💗
Support andi 💗
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jas @voidedfalling.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
always an angel (never a god) aka the guardian angel au steddie big bang :3 with art by @ riddletalks on 🐦! ch1: something in the static archiveofourown.org/works/529764...
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hasan but bluer @jimkirk.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
everyone should start practicing asking instead of assuming ❤️
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toast 🍉🔞 @toastycomms.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
sometimes i get to be silly, okay 🏷️: #strangerthings #eddiemunson #steveharrington
muppet versions of steve and eddie from stranger things. eddie's shirt reads "heckfire" to account for them being muppets.
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Manon @t4teddiemunson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
i love you virgin eddie who is soooo horny and so eager and fucks steve sooo well and is very nonchalant about it being his first time and steve i just like so???? once his brain comes back online because eddie truly fucked every last thought out of it what do you mean this was your first time?????
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:/ 🔞 @pukner.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
[gore, death, suicidal thoughts, HAPPY ENDING] When Eddie kills Gareth, it's an accident. He doesn't mean to. It's just. Something's wrong with Eddie. After—after everything. Something's. Not quite right. He can't sleep longer than three hours. He wakes up frightened and small and vicious and raw.
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hasan but bluer @jimkirk.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
sorry to my friends i like hockey now </3 i am also sorry to myself because i like hockey now
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:/ 🔞 @pukner.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
[freezing in the middle of scrambling to work] steddie fantastic mr fox au
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:/ 🔞 @pukner.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
thinking about eddie who is so desperately in love with steve that he like. puts aside his dreams. he's like listen the whole rockstar and pursuing music thing was unrealistic anyway. and he's never wanted kids, is genuinely repulsed by the idea, but it's steve. he loves him. he can do this for him.
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hasan but bluer @jimkirk.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
im 22 today
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
We all know that machines do not know or understand drama — that is why the AI’s em-dash is inferior to the fanfiction writer’s.
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I could get deeper into it, but I think that if you would read something aloud with a dramatic pause for effect that is where you should have an em-dash. He is your friend who lives for drama.
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The primary purpose of em-dashes is to connect clauses in a DRAMATIC fashion, particularly in ways to highlight that a clause is more important than other clauses that may be connected using commas. Em-dashes can also be used to show abrupt changes or enjambments in writing.
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Steve drops the condom and Eddie twists the cap off the metal tube of K-Y with his thumb. <-- a run-on :( The FANBOYS and commas need each other. They are holding hands and kissing. Do not separate them, please
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The first thing that commas can do is they can work with a coordinating conjunction (FANBOYS - For, And, Nor, But, Or, Yet, and So) to combine two independent clauses. Basically, it can smush two or more sentences together with the right words.
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
[DEEP BREATH] Here we go. Commas and other punctuation. In Standard Written [American] English (SWE), commas have 8 different little jobs they can do. This is, unfortunately, just the start of why they are so difficult.
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
There is one secret thing that commas can do in an EXTREMELY SPECIFIC CIRCUMSTANCE. If you have two (or more) independent clauses that are connected with a semicolon AND they use the SAME LINKING verb for their predicates you can do this:
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:/ 🔞 @pukner.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
sure | an omegaverse🧵: steve harrington comes back to school after halloween looking beat to shit, and stinking unmistakably of alpha. nancy knows it's none of her business. she knows she has no right, even if steve had seemingly given his blessing for her to move on. "you presented," she says.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
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hasan but bluer @jimkirk.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
its 6 am
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lydia (writing irm and many other wips :'3) @lydiasqueer.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
ao3 saver browser extension comin in clutch today while ao3 is down <3
a screenshot of the ao3 saver extension that shows a list of fics that the ao3 saver extension has saveda screenshot of a steve and eddie fic, some assembly required by monkkeyslut with all of the tags
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hasan but bluer @jimkirk.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
people complaining that they dont use bookmarks so they dont need them fixed and just want ao3 back, this is ur chance to learn what bookmarks are for & how to use them instead of not caring about a website's functions 💕
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:/ 🔞 @pukner.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
🕊️ 𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐔𝐑 🕊️ /ˌsæbəˈtɚ/ [noun] : a person who destroys or damages something deliberately : a person who performs sabotage. in which steve harrington quite literally fucks around and finds out. the fallout isn't what he expected, though. ⬇️ link below ⬇️
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hasan but bluer @jimkirk.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
if ur in the cinema stay the fuck off ur phone
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morgs 💜✨ @monkkeyslut.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
FIC: exit strategy a fun little charmed fusion i've been working on as i rewatch the show! thank you to @harraengton.bsky.social for her help with this 💜 archiveofourown.org/works/66146371
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🖤 Mari // novacorpsrecruit @novacorpsrecruit.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
If anyone is looking for an oddly specific reference here’s an entire log of Sears catalogs from 1930 to 2017. christmas.musetechnical.com
christmas.musetechnical.com
Catalogs & Wishbooks
346 Vintage Christmas Catalogs & Holiday Wish Books with 313,544 total catalog pages from Sears, Montgomery Ward and JCPenney over the years.
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H @demobuckley.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Steve nail bat relief print!
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lydia (writing irm and many other wips :'3) @lydiasqueer.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
i still have some cards if anyone else wants one :3
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jane 🐞 @pokopipo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
silly gator world 🐊🍄
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 19/05/2025
This is good news. And no, poor families do NOT have to have Netflix to access Sesame Street. Netflix will release episodes to PBS the *same day* they drop on Netflix, which is significantly better than the prior deal with HBO, which delayed episodes for 9 MONTHS before porting them over to PBS.
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lydia (writing irm and many other wips :'3) @lydiasqueer.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
hii! ch 2 of my it's raining men fic is live :3 catch up here: archiveofourown.org/works/652560...
a preview of my steddie fic it's raining men, the summary reads: 



    "The 40-year-old wants to be friends with me," Eddie declares over his shoulder, to any of his roommates who can hear him.

    "Maybe he can smell your desperation," Freak says back.

    "Okay Mr. I-Eloped-With-My-High-School-Sweetheart-in-a-Graveyard-at-18, we can't all be as cool as you," Eddie replies.

    "Who the fuck gets on Grindr to be friends with someone?" Jeff asks, wrinkling his nose.

    "Leave the old man alone!" Eddie says, with more passion than he needs. "He's a single father and a working man."

    (or, the age gap fic where steve and eddie meet on grindr and then decide to stay friends)
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Boltedfruit @boltedfruit.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Woke up to negative $40 in my bank account today. I am taking 2 $25 flat color commissions to fix it. PM me or respond here and I'll message you. Examples below:
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DukeCarge@wrangling fw cosplans @dukecarge.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this
Tumblr post that reads: kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
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:/ 🔞 @pukner.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
the baby is chrissy's. or, the long explanation: chrissy cunningham miraculously survives vecna, on account of eddie's flailing accidentally knocking over the radio and playing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun at the exact right moment. eddie munson doesn't. and then he does.
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:/ 🔞 @pukner.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
steve harrington's the kind of guy to find a baby on his front porch and just resign himself to being a parent. like. he's always wanted kids. and if the baby's face opens up when she needs to eat? and whatever she eats needs to be raw, freshly killed? well. every kid's got their quirks right?
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inflomora 🦇 @inflomora.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
steve 🖤
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lydia (writing irm and many other wips :'3) @lydiasqueer.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
steve who has an african grey parrot who is very chatty and very clever. eddie, who figures out that steve has a crush on him bc whenever steve says eddie's name in front of his parrot, the bird makes kissy noises and wolf whistles 😭 (i fear it was the party's doing, but they have no regrets 🙂‍↕️)
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you
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hasan but bluer @jimkirk.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
new socks i got btw
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Aida Ronan 🥚 @aidaronan.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The freak shit will continue until morale improves
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teddywesworl @teddywesworl.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
archiveofourown.org/works/569682...
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Noah Dao @noahdeaart.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
🌟🏳️‍⚧️
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hasan but bluer @jimkirk.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
how do u stop the. wow i need to buy this it will bring me joy cycle
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
giving myself a gold star for this
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lydia (writing irm and many other wips :'3) @lydiasqueer.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
an it's raining men snippet for wip wednesday. pov: you are teaching a twink how to drink wine properly and get distracted by his mouth, let's go!
"Okay. You ready to try again?" Steve asks, watching Eddie. "So, sip, and then you hold it," He pauses, just to make sure Eddie's following.

"And then you swallow."

And he is following. He's following perfectly, with his pretty, plush mouth. He has a slightly thicker top lip with a cupid's bow that would look more pronounced if it didn't melt into the softness of his lip. It suits him.

Have I ever written that? Steve asks himself. Have I ever written someone with a slightly thicker top lip? I should write that.

"And now you know how to drink wine."

He realises that he's still watching Eddie's mouth.

Jesus. I need to get laid.
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lydia (writing irm and many other wips :'3) @lydiasqueer.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
no exactly stevie is splitting logs and eddie is like this. wayne is like i think we have enough wood for 16 winters now. and eddie is like I RUN COLD DW ABOUT IT!
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a video of a dog playing with a cardboard box is being posted on viralhog
ALT: a video of a dog playing with a cardboard box is being posted on viralhog
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