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I'm really only here for the nudes. (If a link is paywalled, don't post it. I always try not to.)

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Refined Redhead @refinedredhead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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✨Cramer©️ @cramer-1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been waiting for this lawsuit for a year.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This 👇
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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𝕲𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 @godivaghoul.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Terzo Ottobre
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 03/10/2026
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Milt Windler, NASA flight director who helped save Apollo 13, dies at 94
Milt Windler, one of the leaders of Mission Control who directed the effort to bring the Apollo 13 astronauts back to Earth safely, has died.
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Anna Bianca @anna-bianca.com · 04/10/2026
Watch while I undress #milf #bigtits #boobs
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quite apart from anything else, I am obsessed with the sub-genre of marketing intended to reassure men about using toiletries. Half the moisturisers you see are called MAN CAVE or BRO SMEAR. It's all so hysterically insecure.
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𝕲𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 @godivaghoul.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quarto Ottobre
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Carrie Turner Model @carrieturnermodel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An old photo I found on FetLife. Just sharing.
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Carole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Through increased awareness and education World Animal Day seeks to create a world where animals are always recognized as sentient beings and full regard is always paid to their welfare. #worldanimalday #cat #dog #horse #wolf Photos: Jim McCrary, Mary Nichols, @elissa_kline, Carole King Archives
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Smalltownfantasies @chasingfntsy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday mornings were made for staying in bed…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026
Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay
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Valerie33 @valerieheysen33.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hello
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 15/09/2026
the recent breakthrough of the A.I. doomsday narrative wasn't a psy-op, nor was it *just* marketing; these guys believe their rhetoric, albeit for reasons that have little grounding in reality. allow me, a longtime observer of the scene, to walk you through what's goin on: slate.com/technology/2...
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The A.I. Doomsayers Are at It Again. There’s a Good Reason You Shouldn’t Fall For It.
Industry insiders have been offering absolutely terrible odds for humanity’s future—on bizarre pretenses.
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LESams @lsam22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Release ALL the Epstein files NOW
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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𝕲𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 @godivaghoul.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Carole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just found this in one of my mother's photo albums. Apparently I have always liked cats. 🐱 Brooklyn, circa 1947 📷 Carole King Family Archives
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jim-jones.bsky.social @jim-jones.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"Elon Time" #musk #muskmouth April 2011 | Humans on Mars by 2021: Musk predicted SpaceX would put a human on Mars within 10 years (2021). September 2013 | 90% Autonomous Miles by 2016: Claimed Tesla cars would be able to drive 90% of miles autonomously within three years.
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jim-jones.bsky.social @jim-jones.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Elmo created the first Space Torpedo #spacex www.techspot.com/news/113352-...
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A SpaceX rocket stage just crashed into the Moon after drifting through space for 18 months
Scientists originally believed that the impact would be visible from most regions around the world, but space enthusiasts were unable to see anything, even when using purpose-built...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2026
Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’
Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good. More of this. Schumer in February said his main priority as a Democratic leader is to ensure Israel gets all the aid it needs. Insane position in 2026.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 30/07/2026
the Warhammer 40k franchise gave us the phrase "Dark Age of Technology," and I suggest we start using it
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 30/07/2026
in retrospect, exposing Elon Musk's lies/misdeeds as CEO of Tesla and hoping society would punish him for them was rooted in a terribly naïve view of how power works I should have instead argued that a true innovator wouldn't make all 4 wheels on his cars the same size just b/c legacy industry does
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2026
Congress Interrogates Fauci Over Origins Of Pie Brought To Cookout theonion.com/congress-interrogates-…
Congress Interrogates Fauci Over Origins Of Pie Brought To Cookout
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/07/2026
🚨 BREAKING: Trump’s DOJ has officially handed over UNREDACTED Epstein-related records directly to federal Judge Emmet Sullivan for private review following a court order in MeidasTouch host Katie Phang’s lawsuit.
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Trump DOJ Hands Judge Unredacted Epstein Records After Katie Phang's Court Win
The Justice Department now says it delivered the records directly to the judge after Katie Phang successfully challenged the government’s Epstein-file redactions.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We are watching, in real time, the biggest fuck-up by any president in the history of the United States of America.
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 30/07/2026
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Tim Cook's last earnings call: Strong iPhone sales, but memory costs loom large
The iPhone and Mac sold well, but memory costs threaten further price increases.
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
yes its true. i, cat turd 2, have been laid off
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
here's Thursday's post: "it’s time to leave Dr. Fauci the fuck alone" — Republicans are being shitweasels again. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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it’s time to leave Dr. Fauci the fuck alone
Republicans are being shitweasels again
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
BECAUSE OF COURSE
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Valerie33 @valerieheysen33.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hello
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What this article is actually describing is teachers who refuse to do interviews out of fear of the repercussions. Which is a deliberately imposed atmosphere among educators.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Laura Ingraham’s brother. 👇
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jenny @mjauwee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
still trying to process this but yesterday afternoon i was literally chased by a man trying to get near me on a local trail.../1
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jenny @mjauwee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
a lot of lessons for me to learn here but also if you're a man the nicest thing you can do for a lady on a trail is just leave her alone unless she asks for help and definitely don't chase her down to talk to her
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Joshua Morrison @joshuamorrisonphotography.com · 30/07/2026
When I got my new #voigtlander lens I knew I wanted to collaborate with @carrieturnermodel.bsky.social and I am really happy with our efforts.
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Carole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Remembering my mother, Eugenia Gingold, on her birthday. 💕 📷 Carole King Family Archives
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Linotype Pilgrim @symbo1ics.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
👇 corporations are buying up and shredding our books. Libraries are one of the ways we can protect the human project.
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jim-jones.bsky.social @jim-jones.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Was this ass-backwards map of Africa made by Clammy Sammy's ridiculous Singularity? #OpenAI www.reuters.com/world/africa...
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US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a State Department presentation at ‌a global conference taking place in Brazil this week, causing a stir among attendees who took screen...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/07/2026
Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts
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Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts
WASHINGTON—Apologizing to his fellow congressmen after he fumbled the wooden handle for the fifth time in a row, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was observed struggling to hold his speaker gavel Tue...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mostly I wrote this because I wanted to do a post with a bunch of photos of Trump grimacing and looking embalmed in it, but it wound up being about how shabby and fake all the familiar political rituals feel now, and why that is. defector.com/the-dodgers-...
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The Dodgers Went To Grandpa's House! | Defector
There are aspects of being president of the United States that Donald Trump is really bad at, and others at which he is significantly worse. It goes without saying that none of that is improving, but ...
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