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John Patterson

@jigsawpieces.bsky.social
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Runner, cat minion and music addict. mastodon.social/@JigsawPieces ninecats.org/john

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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#NotOurCat came back for another peer in through the catflap.
A large, fluffy ginger cat looks in through a catflap.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not our cat, but this giant fluffy ginger creature keeps coming to visit our garden. Often using the catflap as a window to peer in through. Very wary, but majestic! #cat #NotOurCat
A giant fluffy ginger cat, peering in through a catflap.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy #caturday
tortie peeking out from box with warning on it that says "warning: if left empty and unattended this box will contain a cat
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Quite excited about going to see an old piece of embroidery, today!
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Rachel Charlton-Dailey @rachelcdailey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today is World Sepsis Day, in 20O7 I almost died of sepsis after a shaving cut got infected. Sepsis kills more people a year than breast, bowel and prostate cancer combined. One of the best ways to fight it is to learn the warning signs
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Holy shit, it's actually raining!
A pub beer garden, looking wet because of water from the sky!
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Paging @graphxgrrl.bsky.social - important cheese news.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Spooky coffee.
A black cauldron-shaped mug, decorated with three ghosts flying through the night sky
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm not sure we ever quite got our colander* technique down, but that was pretty cool. * steamer
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ipswich looking pretty this evening. #ipswich #suffolk #sunset
The waterfront in Ipswich, at sunset, the sky changing from pink to pale blue, lights and boats reflecting in the still water.
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Blade Runner takes place forty years In the future.
Not so much science fiction as it is more of a futurism story.
How do things seem to be forty years from now?
It's no musical comedy, David.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Every week, while I'm stretching after parkrun, I look down at this and think - but where do they get the elves?
Looking down at a manhole cover, which appears have "ELF-LOCKING" written across the centre.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Goodbye Ellie, our beautiful, nervous, affectionate sweetheart. Gone far too soon.
A small, beautiful black and white cat.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Not saying it was a bit too hot for running at lunchtime, but I'm sure I saw a sandworm going the other way.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Half an hour of feeling like you're going to die is a great way to start the weekend! This has been a post about #parkrun 🏃‍➡️
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Go punting in the sunshine, they said. It'll be nice, they said. #cambridge #punting #roasting
A group punting on the river Cam. Ah the passengers are holding parasols for shade.
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Ipswich Art Society @ipsartsoc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Come and see the annual open #IpswichArtSociety #exhibition in the beautiful #stclementschurch just back from #Ipswich waterfront on #stclementschurchlane. Lots of #art to see and buy. There are #Paintings, #Drawings, #Watercolours and #Sculptures. We are open everyday from 10:00am to 16:30pm.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The prettiest desk-cat, giving me a look mid-scritching. #cat #cats #caturday #CatsOfBluesky
A small black and white cat - mostly black in this photo - looks directly at you. She is reclining on a desk, and a hand is scritching her neck.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I am not worried software is suddenly going to decide it wants power over humanity. I am worried about what people who already have power over humanity can do with that software.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Today's earworm: "It's going to be a fine night tonight / It's going to be a fine day tomorrow". I never knew the Opus III version was a cover! #music
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 04/05/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "this constant stream of bullshit is exhausting"
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ellie's "oh NO there's a monster at the door" face. #cat #cats #caturday #CatsOfBluesky
A small black and white cat crouched on a crate, staring towards the front door, with a very worried expression.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Monday. Sadly, no flying pig.
Battersea Power Station, with blue skies and white clouds behind the famous chimneys.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Anyone else spending a lazy Sunday reading about a coffin they're looking forward to seeing tomorrow? No, just me then?
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Ellie looking cute, even in a cone! (She's fine; she had surgery last week and is recovering well.) #cat #cats #caturday #CatsOfBluesky
A small black and white cat wearing a cone, standing up on the arm of a sofa, hoping for treats.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ripping CDs that are (probably) older than most of the people I work with.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
In case you were thinking about it, just don't. #caturday
A photo of a sign showing that climbing on lions is forbidden.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Barcode scanning at Christchurch parkrun this morning. My 25th time volunteering! #parkrun
Me in a high-viz vest over a black hoodie, in the park on a bright sunny day.Hundreds of runners lining up to start today's parkrun, along an uphill slope arcing past a large pond.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
"All These Things That I've Done" by The Killers. That "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier" section is pure nails on a chalkboard for me.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This morning, my brain is hosting an epic earworm battle between Massive Attack's "Safe From Harm" and Steven Wilson's "Hand Cannot Erase". An odd combination but it almost works!
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 09/03/2026
on cloudy days you have to get your sun however you can
Tipsy the tortoiseshell kitten sits on top of a home printer next to a table lamp, putting her little goober face into the light
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Holding on. #cat #cats #caturday #CatsOfBluesky
A black and white cat lying on a sofa, mid-fuss, clinging on to a throw.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Went into a record shop and bought some albums, like it's the 2000s. (Can't remember when I last did, but it's certainly been a while!)
Three new CDs lying on a table, one still shrink-wrapped: Various "HELP(2)", English Teacher "This Could Be Texas" and Geese "Getting Killed"
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Reading with the sleepy kitty. #cat #cats #caturday #CatsOfBluesky
A black and white cat curled up, sleeping, on blankets and throws, next to a large book titled "Divine Egypt" with an image of the god Osiris on the cover.
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The house-panther approaches! #caturday #CatsOfBlueSky
A black and white (but mostly black) cat stalks towards you along a desk, into sunlight.
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Canine Disaster Area @smackjackal.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
White image with the words "The evolution of the trash icon". On it are seven Windows "Trash icons", each with a year under it. (1995, 1998, 2000, 2001, 2015, 2025, and 2026)

For 2025, the "Trash icon" is replaced with the Microsoft Teams icon.

For 2026, the "Trash icon" is replaced with the Microsoft Copilot icon.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Ellie's first Christmas present, thanks to my sister and her family! There was lots of happy purring 🐈️ #caturday #CatsOfBluesky
A small black and white cat suspiciously investigating something wrapped in Christmas paperA small black and white cat nuzzling a packet of cat treatsA side-on view of a small black and white cat, standing up on her back legs, being hand-fed treats
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy new year! However your 2025 was, I hope 2026 is better.
Two champagne glasses, with boogie woogie in the background
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Nothing could better sum up where we are as a culture
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Greg Morosoff @gregmorosoff.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
"A Cat's Life - Wonder" Art by Gerard du Bois #MenWithCats
"A Cat's Life - Wonder"
Art by Gerard du Bois
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
FAO @drmonkeyface.bsky.social, and maybe @hippydave.bsky.social (An insert that came with my latest FSOL order.)
White text on a black background reads "Can you leave the lights alone please. Stop flashing the fucking lights".
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/12/2025
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Just outside our front door. Whatever they are, I'm surprised they're still flowering at this time of year!
Two purple and white flowers hanging down in front of you, surrounded by green leaves through which you can see houses.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Judging. #cat #cats #caturday #CatsOfBluesky
A black and white cat sits, judging you.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Good morning
"I spent two years at a top university, was taught by some of the finest modern archaeologists and THIS is what I learned."
Ancient civilizations
Preppies: Persia, Mycenae
Goths: Egypt and Assyria
Nerds: Babylon, Greece
Jocks: Sparta, Macedonia
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Richard Morris @ahistoryinart.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
'The Line of the Plough.' (1919) John Arnesby Brown's painting was the first picture he made in the spring following the end of WW1. It suggests the start of the cycle of life and new beginnings after the shattered landscapes he witnessed in France and Belgium during the war.
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John Patterson @jigsawpieces.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I'm so pleased we went to the town fireworks display last night for the first time in 25 years, which was beautiful. I didn't expect the "bonfire" to be such a metaphor for our times, though!
Flames and sparks rising into the night sky from two skips.
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