Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 54mstatic.klipy.comSopranos: When You're Right, You're RightALT: Sopranos: When You're Right, You're Right 010
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanJon Solomon @jon.wprb.com · 6hWhat I wouldn't give to hear Tom Carvel utter Fudgie the Whalefall. 1183
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanAmerican Museum of Natural History @amnh.org · 7hHave you ever seen a flapjack devilfish? Growing up to 1.5 in (3.8 cm) long, this tiny cephalopod isn’t a strong swimmer. Instead, it spends most of its time in pancakey flatness on the seafloor, where it hunts for worms & small invertebrates. Photo: Totti, CC BY-SA 4.0, Wikimedia Commons 26611
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 8hstatic.klipy.comGreys Anatomy: Simone Griffith Makes Heart HandsALT: Greys Anatomy: Simone Griffith Makes Heart Hands 010
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m sitting alone in the dark in my Atlantic City hotel room on the 38th floor, my wife is asleep, I am spazzing out from Phish and eating a pound of amazing black grapes. 1120
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ok glad I’m not only one who heard it. Waiting til it is official! 030
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026@bizarchive.bsky.social Did we hear a Peace Frog tease tonight in set 1? I forget which song but maybe Sigma Oasis? It felt very deliberate. 340
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I am happy to report that even though I have, like, half a tooth where my tooth used to be, it weirdly does not hurt. KNOCK WOOD IT STAYS THIS WAY. (Thus I hope this can wait until Monday.) 130
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanROCK! @rocksolver.rocks · 04/10/2026A view of the event that you won’t see on live phish 7491
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The tooth that has been hurting since April (despite two dental visits where the guy just shrugged) split open during dinner. How is your weekend going? 440
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanDennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My dad at the end of every dinner: 1191
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If I was rich I would buy this $200 German postcard from 1921. Instead I will just take a photo. 120
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanBrian Thompson @brianthompy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Fascinating centerfold in this issue. 021
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanJon Solomon @jon.wprb.com · 02/10/2026Pressing play on the new Vanishing Twin album. Please hold my calls. vanishingtwinmusic.bandcamp.com/album/archivesvanishingtwinmusic.bandcamp.comArchives, by Vanishing Twin9 track album 011
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanAnnalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026An alien civilization from beyond the galaxy meets ancient Pompeii. Do you want to know MOAR about how I did the bonkers worldbuilding in A WALL IS ALSO A ROAD? Here's my tale. You can pre-order the book and get it nice and fresh on Tuesday! us.macmillan.com/books/978125... 212337
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanMatt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026““Together, We Are Bazooga.” 041
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanJordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Greetings Earth People, The new Lodestar newsletter from STARLOG has cleared the tower. Go to STARLOG.com to sign up for this free weekly missive. You can also read the new one right here: thelodestar.starlog.com/p/the-lodest...thelodestar.starlog.comTHE LODESTAR NO. 015 · ZONING OUT · OCTOBER 2, 2026Spare the Rod and... deny the child some great TV. 074
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Greetings Earth People, The new Lodestar newsletter from STARLOG has cleared the tower. Go to STARLOG.com to sign up for this free weekly missive. You can also read the new one right here: thelodestar.starlog.com/p/the-lodest...thelodestar.starlog.comTHE LODESTAR NO. 015 · ZONING OUT · OCTOBER 2, 2026Spare the Rod and... deny the child some great TV. 074
Reposted by Jordan Hoffmanold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 01/10/2026leaning tower of pizza, quincy, massachusetts, 1984 9840143
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanMatt Patches @misterpatches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026GTA 6 currently has an amazing imdb page 0101
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Report back if YN-S is wearing sparkly shoes. (He often does.) 000
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/202615 banger weeks of the STARLOG podcast. Go to any podcasting platform and type in "The Starlog Podcast" and catch up. Our newest episode with Daniel Kraus probably the best one yet. Upcoming guests will blow your mind! 193
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026OK it's like this. No diss to Jimmy Buffet and the Parrotheads, he's good, they are fine, Margaritaville is a nice place to visit. But now drop a 16 ton weight of MUSICAL TALENT into that mix. There's Jimmy Buffet in Margaritaville. Here's NRBQ in Asbury Park. You see the difference. 000
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The only true rock 'n' roll animals. The only band that matters. 100
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanSpace Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu · 01/10/2026#NASAWebb has provided a crash course on planet-shattering collisions, providing clues to the amount of energy in their collisions. (1/6) 🧵 🔭 🧪 15317
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanMatt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Funny Business in the Washington Post!washingtonpost.comOpinion | Where did all the big-screen comedies go?How horror movies became the funniest thing in movie theaters. 1254
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanMike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There are TWO Solar Opposites Halloween Specials on Netflix and Hulu! THIS IS THE MONTH TO WATCH THEM. 69818
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026'NRBQ at Yankee Stadium' (1978) 35 mins and four seconds of absolute beauty. A rare perfect work of art. www.nrbq.com 120
Reposted by Jordan Hoffmanalexsuskind.bsky.social @alexsuskind.bsky.social · 01/10/2026two NYPDs hunched over their phones cackling at AI videos of Migos on the subway platform, at least have some self-respect and go back to playing Candy Crush 021
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanBrian Thompson @brianthompy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I had to sprinkle snake repellent around my house due to seeing a snake (lesson: never stop renting) and it smells really good. Put a dish of this stuff in your powder room and your guests will love it unless they’re snakes. 061
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Quite obviously they will be covering Joe's Garage this night. 130
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026OK just three songs (33 mins lol.) Track 1 - "Cities" Track 2 - "Carini" (opens with "the thesis you are writing is a piece of shit/but I'm glad you finished it" - NOT directed at Gardenpath.) Track 3 - "Golgi Apparatus" open.spotify.com/playlist/1o9...open.spotify.comA Wall Is Also A Road Phish PlaylistPlaylist · Jordan Hoffman · 3 items 110
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Burlington VT??? Can I make you an A Wall Is Also A Road-appropriate Phish playlist? 110
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanSTARLOG @starlogmedia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Author Daniel Kraus comes on the STARLOG Podcast to talk about writing the book he’s seen described as the last book anyone will allow him to write. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1ia... 092
Reposted by Jordan HoffmanJordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Big Big episode of The STARLOG Podcast this week! I speak with Pulitzer-winning author Daniel Kraus about his new book THE SIXTH NIK. Dave discusses his obsession with the new STAR WARS video game. We investigate money-hungry AI research bots. And more! open.spotify.com/episode/04Ak...open.spotify.com015 - Zero Company, AI Researchers, and The Sixth Nik with Daniel KrausThe STARLOG Podcast · Episode 093
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Big Big episode of The STARLOG Podcast this week! I speak with Pulitzer-winning author Daniel Kraus about his new book THE SIXTH NIK. Dave discusses his obsession with the new STAR WARS video game. We investigate money-hungry AI research bots. And more! open.spotify.com/episode/04Ak...open.spotify.com015 - Zero Company, AI Researchers, and The Sixth Nik with Daniel KrausThe STARLOG Podcast · Episode 093
Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Also: Matt talks about the Blumhouse-branded Cheetoes he ate. 010
