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Jordan Hoffman

@jhoffman.bsky.social
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Perfect.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is how I learned the DEKs on our newsletter program do not populate to Bluesky 100% correctly 😆😆😆
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Chef's kiss for the name of episode one of CARRIE.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Only on The STARLOG Podcast! Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6F8O... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/0... Megaphone: cms.megaphone.fm/channel/star...
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The horror-themed Bazooga song on this week’s Filmspotting: SVU is the most unhinged thing on the show in a whole.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today's Ziggy was a Star Trek crossover. Just waiting for that Phish joke some day.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The publishing event of the year! Imagine having Matt Singer’s voice in your head more than you already do! Buy FUNNY BUSINESS and live a righteous life.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hats off to Annalee Newitz! It’s publication day of A WALL IS ALSO A ROAD which I read and loved. You’ll hear our big convo about it on an upcoming episode of the STARLOG Podcast!
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a man who's gotta stream
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Close enough.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LivePhish notation on the show.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Phish!
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Phish tonight!
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I was rich I would buy this $200 German postcard from 1921. Instead I will just take a photo.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WHO DOESN’T?!?!?
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
15 banger weeks of the STARLOG podcast. Go to any podcasting platform and type in "The Starlog Podcast" and catch up. Our newest episode with Daniel Kraus probably the best one yet. Upcoming guests will blow your mind!
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OK it's like this. No diss to Jimmy Buffet and the Parrotheads, he's good, they are fine, Margaritaville is a nice place to visit. But now drop a 16 ton weight of MUSICAL TALENT into that mix. There's Jimmy Buffet in Margaritaville. Here's NRBQ in Asbury Park. You see the difference.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only true rock 'n' roll animals. The only band that matters.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'NRBQ at Yankee Stadium' (1978) 35 mins and four seconds of absolute beauty. A rare perfect work of art. www.nrbq.com
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I genuinely thought this said Jedi Sex.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How your email finds me.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Central N.J. sky ablaze.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The light is nuts right now pre-storm. This photo does not capture it.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I gasped right there on the toilet when I saw this.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A little bit annoying that Asbury Park and Princeton are having their "Porchfest" on the same day. (This Saturday.) (When it's probably going to rain anyway.) Who would you choose: Asbury Park or Princeton? See photos of canonical central NJ-ers below.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In what world is SCTV esoteric?
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It has come to my attention that the upcoming Stanley Kubrick mega-box will include clips of "To The Moon and Beyond," the 1964 World's Fair Cinerama project, that is impossible to find online.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When my wife gets home early and discovers me blasting Weather Report.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
STAR TREK HAIR DOT TUMBLR DOT COM
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'll accept RC Cola in those cups but you and I both know this is what they truly deserve. (And I am willing to bet you've already got an article about these fountains in your archives.)
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Meet my polycule.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Duet of a lifetime.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These headlines are from less than 12 hrs apart ...
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How I watch Wheel of Fortune
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s still got it.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Would Christ have excluded those with the 50% off discount? Would Christ not have welcomed even the A-Listers as brothers? Do better, AMC.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My new passion is going to antiques sales, like the massive one in Ocean Grove NJ today, finding the vendor with old STARLOGs, then musing “man, I wish this would come back! And with a podcast! Has anyone checked STARLOG.com lately?“
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When Spock ate some bad salmon.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is the exact spot where King Crimson recorded “Asbury Park.“ Listen to that and you’ll see why this building could no longer stay in this reality.
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Forty-four years old* and still from the future. *Spotify's 2004 labeling is for the re-release, an ongoing issue that archivists need to address.
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