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Do you want to bet against us? - Lover of Aston Villa, The Beatles, Rik Mayall, Ozzy and Guinness.

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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 34m
There are loads of episodes for you to back on as well. It's one of my favourite podcasts now. I watch it on YouTube.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 1h
Did you end up checking out the Crime Agents podcast?
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 5h
🙌🏻
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 23h
This is going to cost an absolute fortune. The PM and all former PM's receive Met security, which is already costing around £25m a year. Now they wanted to extend it to former MP's and peers!? The @thecrimeagents.bsky.social touched on this a few weeks ago and how unrealistic it is.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It has been proven in other top European leagues, so to believe it's never happened in England is very naive.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Built on lies and corruption.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Exactly my thoughts.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 11/10/2026
It's watching like Top Gear do a review of Pablo Escobar's lovely fleet of cars.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Genuinely not sure what we can all believe anymore, only that football died as just a sport a long time ago.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 11/10/2026
The country
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Officiating in England is fucking appalling. Said it yesterday, it's the same today. Elements of corruption at times, maybe. Pure incompetence, definitely.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bit disappointing from Liverpool. Can only hope they make it more hostile come kick off.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bananas is the best they could come up with? Weak, bit like their appeal.
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can't imagine Liverpool fans were happy. There's cartons of milk that's lasted longer than he has been at Chelsea.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
💜💙 Loved his celebration yesterday. He honestly believed he'd won it for us. Such a shame his team mates let him down with a drop in concentration straight afterwards.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Was saying that just now to my Chris. Footballers these days are so hollow and basically actors for whoever pays their wages.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just watching MOTD. Jordan Henderson tapped the badge on both occasions he scored. What a dickhead.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know Spurs equalised late, but steady on!
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Iconic shirt. 👌🏻
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's been a hard watch but we've been starved of domestic football!
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Perfect summary and exactly how i saw it from watching on TV. Our defence worries me this season and it's impacted further by the midfield. Gomes' suspension hurt us, as he's been our best CM by a long distance. Kamara is nowhere near his top level and his hesitation is proving costly at times.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Spurs.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lindelof would play LCB.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wish I could see our squad in training, maybe then I could make sense of Harwood-Bellis not getting anywhere near the squad yet. Unai obviously knows best, we don't see everything, but Mings showed what a liability he can be at times today. Surely THB wouldn't be any more of a liability?
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Frustrating indeed, especially their CB waltzing into our box to equalise (with a slight deflection). Very tit for tat game in truth. We did have the better chances though so it feels frustrating. Gomes was excellent today, along with Manzambi. Unai will want us controlling games again very quickly.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Which would make sense with a less attacking fullback.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tactical? Thought Ruggeri was fine first half. Maybe wants a less attacking LB second half.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It looks like if Manzambi drops, Kamara will push forward more. Kamara just looks way off his top form for me. Slower, not as forceful or decisive. Hopefully it'll come in time.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Manzambi looks so dangerous. A pleasure to watch him, as is Jackson. Lovely finish for his goal. I'd like to see Kamara make his mark more. Still looks a little off to me.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Two massive opportunities to take the lead in the first half from Buendia and McGinn. Brentford executing their game plan to press and disrupt, which the referee is helping them achieve more often. I don't think I need to talk too much about Mings, we can all see what happened more than once.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm glad to have domestic football back but I'm not glad to have Premier League referees back. Fucking dreadful.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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The Office: Michael Scott Bows and Says Thank You
ALT: The Office: Michael Scott Bows and Says Thank You
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Suzuki, Cash, Bogarde, Kamara, Mings, Garnacho and Buendia. 😊
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've stumbled across a TikTok page that posts Tesco product reviews sung by Morrisey and I'm obsessed. The only acceptable use of AI, in my opinion.
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TheRustleMania @therustlemania.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Come on you Villa Boys 💜💙🦁⚽️ #UTV #AstonVilla
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😂
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He has. He said it when we were losing to Wolves at home at half time 2 seasons ago. He said we were shit in the first half... and we were!
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love how he just drops a swear word every so often. You don't really expect it but it's always perfectly used! 😆
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Brutal honesty. Love it.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pleased to find out the guys are on Bluesky! One of my favourite podcasts.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Classic!
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Told you I was ill"
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 07/10/2026
Mikel Arteta has signed a new contract so here's a new drawing of him in his happy place (PS this also marks the beginning of our quest to draw the entire Premier League by Xmas so wish us luck we're going to die x)
A bad drawing of Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta inhabiting his customary liminal purgatory betwixt football pitch and technical area.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Move slowly and don't read the news.
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John Townley @johntownley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Former Swiss international Blerim Dzemaili: "In the more than 20 years I've been following the national team, I've never seen such a complete player. He's even better now than he was before his injury. He could become one of the greatest Swiss players of all time." 🇨🇭 #AVFC
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK! £2.99 in shops, £2 for subscribers, and only 20p for Emirati sponsors of Man City… Sheikh Mansour will cover the rest.
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Glorious stuff. 🤌🏻
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Jess @jhavfc9.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is written by one of the BBC's senior journalists. The appalling quality of journalism laid out for everyone to see. Putting inflated in inverted commas. Suggesting other clubs benefitted from their cheating. Just awful. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Man City guilty charges: Which clubs did 'inflated' money flow to in transfer market?
BBC Sport follows the trail of transfer money flowing to other clubs during Manchester City's period of financial rule-breaking.
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