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Joe Perticone @cheetah.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Perfection. Because of the near ice cold root beer, the soft-serve developed a thin shell of frozen ice cream, like the thin layer of ice on the surface of a perfectly shaken martini. Anyway, that's enough root beer discourse for today.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/08/2026
Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.
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Wendy Miller @burrowingowl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I need this sign in my office! I just got reprimanded for saying "shit" in a work email and I really need to up my game.
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The Kat @thekrazykat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"It's a f*ckin republic, if youse assholes can keep it!" was the original quote, but a squeamish Thomas Jefferson made him tone down the rhetoric so as not to annoy the Danville Baptists.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It was a convenient excuse for my teenage nihilism.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
At one of my old jobs we moved into a brand new building. While moving in, one of my coworkers was grinning at me from the door of his new office. I wandered up and he pointed to the placard next to his door: PROJECT ANALIST.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I feel this.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Chow Yun-fat is 70. Here’s that time a baby looked up at him in awe even though he was in the middle of an insanely violent hospital shootout with him.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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Alina Pereverzieva 🇺🇦 @perevaa.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
You wanted Kyiv in three days. Now you want Red Square drone-free for one afternoon. Progress.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My current pet peeve is the conflation of decimated and devastated.
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William Bruce McIlvaine @redsky68.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
So it takes an actual king to lecture the president of the country that rebelled against a king on the virtues of democracy. Too much irony.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It's easier to explain how the assassination of the Archduke Ferdinand led to manga becoming popular in the US.
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Harry Rasmussen 🇨🇦 @harryrasmussen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Charlie Sykes @sykescharlie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Best correction of the year. So far.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Conspiracy theorizing doesn't help, especially when based on the premise that Trump and Co. are thinking multiple moves ahead, carefully executing secret plots. Vigilance and worry, yes, but don't grant the regime more power and competence than it has. That's how you get people to obey in advance.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
If he really wants to destroy Iran he shouldn't be asking Europe for weapons, he should be running it as one of his businesses.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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a cartoon monkey in a pirate hat is playing drums and a guitar .
ALT: a cartoon monkey in a pirate hat is playing drums and a guitar .
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If you think this country's bad off now, just wait 'til I get through with it!
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
But would you join a club just to beat someone with it?
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If you listen it almost sounds like a Dr. Seuss rhyme I cannot charge a little cent, I cannot even make a dent. I cannot ask for one small fee, I cannot make it about me.
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
We can't let large language models take the em dash from us — it's too important
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
What most intrigued me about that relationship was the concept of frog bacon.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 12/02/2026
The crazier our modern world gets, the less mad parts of the past seem.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
‘Am I the only one here?’
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
No longer world's most insane Prez.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
No securitrons. :(
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Melissa Jo Peltier @melissjpeltier.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This is genius. There are a lot of hidden geniuses in these there corners of America.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/12/2025
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-…
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Booked a plane ticket to Freso. Wound up in Freeso.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
CBS really Bari'd the story huh.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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a cartoon of a man holding a cup of coffee with the words " good luck with that " below him
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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a close up of a man 's face with the word boo silk visible
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
That was a weird cabinet meeting yesterday
Weekend at Bernie’s image
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Crass, crude, tasteless, and I laughed myself sick. 👍
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I always chuckled at The War Nerd’s summary of Fall Barbarossa: “The epic struggle to determine whether the concentration camps of the future would be draped in red or black.”
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Clay Ranck @clayranck.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Jamal Khashoggi was unavailable for comment.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Could not reach spacecityweather.com for an agonizing spell this morning.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I was twelve when I watched this with my father. That scene has been etched in memory sonce.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Keep an eye out for silver jumpsuits and purple wigs.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Hard to estimate any of these crowd sizes other than “bigger than Trump’s crowds.”
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
youtu.be/KOmqhUNOQZQ?...
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Noticeable One - Missing Persons
YouTube video by vson6
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Boston *was* slick and commercial. I don't despise them.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Via @prune602.bsky.social If you had to look out a window every day and see what a disaster I've made of Russia, maybe you'd jump too. Could happen.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Nine thirty in the morning here and it’s already31C and 75% humidity.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The US has always been capable of wreaking enormous havoc. Every administration prior to this one was aware of that.
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jgkeene.bsky.social @jgkeene.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
No Oxford Comma? You are dead to me.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
OTD 1933 Adolf Hitler was officially sworn in as chancellor of Germany. He immediately pardoned 8,000 violent Nazis, many of whom were involved in the failed 1923 coup.
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