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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 30m

I used to call these "hamstermobiles" after Kia's rather memorable ~2010 ad campaign for the Soul

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Hamsters on a Road Trip

Alt: Kia Hamsters (real)

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 2h

I've been guilty of most of these (not three-cueing or the Guadalcanal thing)

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 3h

I like how red New York is just hanging out in the corner up there, like Toni Collette on the ceiling in Hereditary

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 3h

From 2019 obvs but "Former Onion Writer Apologizes for Being Funny" is pretty dead-on for the 2026 version

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 4h

It's a good day to just block anyone who's trying to salt wounds and spread hate

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 4h

I would be very surprised if she runs for anything again locally

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 4h

And ironically the endorsement issue is completely inert. She stopped being relevant to the race the day after Biss won. Things right now are the same as they would be if she were never there at all

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 4h

I always sing along to Mike's vocal parts in the car

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 5h

In typical fashion, half this stuff isn't spelled right or even, you know, true

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 14h

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Oct 7th 2026 (Tricky), in 05:46 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

cluesbysam.com

Clues by Sam

A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 16h

Somebody blocked Paul McCartney’s burner

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 16h

Oh Jesus I broke in and stole the wizard’s giant stone penis but he just came home and I’m trapped in here oh God oh help me God please

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 17h

More of a Public Enemy re-imagining than a cover, I guess. One that sounds like you heard it in a dream. Or maybe an alternate reality. m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZJT...

m.youtube.com

Tricky - Black Steel

YouTube video by TrickyVEVO

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 17h

Just got my call. They said “Congratulations, and welcome to March Badness.”

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 17h

The day-after headline will be something like “Democrats poised to disappoint people in 45 more congressional districts”

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 18h

Glad The Onion’s still here. Can we get someone to write for it who isn’t bitter and depressed?

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 18h

Why do all the joke R governor candidates look like that?

Darren Bailey, not the next governor of Illinois

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 18h

In Chicago we have CAPS and block watches, does Seattle PD offer the same kind of community outreach? If you don’t mind working with the police directly I’ve found their community outreach officers helpful

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 20h

A hot waiter with three roommates … so he’s an actor?

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 22h

It's hard to top New England for this kind of stuff but Chicago has its own spooky flavors: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resurre...

en.wikipedia.org

Resurrection Mary - Wikipedia

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 23h

Going by SC's 2024 prez vote margin (R+18) it'd be the equivalent of D's spending to shore up an open seat in Washington state

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 23h

Hamilton winning Kansas by a larger margin than El-Sayed winning MI would be certified bananapants insane and yet strangely on brand for a Rust Belt state

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 23h

It seems insane that the conversation is moving from "can Ds win the Senate in Texas" to "can Talarico's coattails actually help dislodge Abbott"

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 23h

GOP Alert Level "Uh Oh Spaghetti-Os" has been declared

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 23h

I agree because candidate quality matters and midwestern Republicans have surpassed Burmese pythons and iguanas as Florida's top invasive species

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh NOW they need the HR lady

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Torching his own base on abortion as a closing bid remains an all-timer

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

(To that skyline) Hello beautiful

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The story is well-reported and worth reading. Shane usually is when it comes to spending strategy. He's doing his own piece a disservice with this pull quote (which reads much less edgy in context).

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

(Aggies enter the locker room at halftime) "Bang, you're all dead. Didn't check your corners when you ingressed the room."

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"I cannot overstate how little he wanted to talk about this" haha yeah I bet

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I have yet to read a story about a hetero open marriage without a villain-doormat dynamic

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026

i’m still chuckling about this. imagine being a pair of professional shitstains and then crying like this in public about a joke at your expense

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There’s a Type of Dude that thinks you have to absolutely hate women to be taken seriously and I hate that I can’t actually tell how correct they are to think that

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Every lead guitarist eventually embraces the delay pedal because it's hard work playing all those notes

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"The last thing I remember hearing was a slide whistle. Then I saw a light in front of me ..."

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Man, the demon?!?! moments should have been so cheesy but they're big part of the reason I think about this episode 30 years later

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Journalism degree tells employers in many fields you perform under pressure, ask good questions and adapt to change on the fly

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Adam Kinzinger Now Going Door to Door Trying to Shock People

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

OK, but Trump is in them and he's talking in them. We have eyes and ears. Did Thiel tell Vance he could effect the Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field?

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Weird but this is one of the timelines where elderly Axl Rose has better politics than elderly Tom Morello

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The side-by-side with Brandon Johnson is ... not kind

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

But who could have seen this coming? WHO??

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How did the battle.net forums get in here

battle.net

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