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this is literally a prank we'd play on new missile field cops: bring them down for a capsule tour and tell them it was actually a land submarine, and meanwhile everyone topside would be rearranging the furniture to look like a different MAF

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 23h

as things currently stand, maybe buuuut also, I suspect this will not always be the case, and given how fast things are progressing in the LLM arena that may change quickly and without warning

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 30/09/2026

... two bits 🎶

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 30/09/2026

I seem to have been the only one who missed it

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 30/09/2026

lol I had to go look it up, but in my case, I meant this Titan

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 30/09/2026

when I was in Ireland last month, I matched with a guy on a dating app but we weren't able to meet up but we added each other on Instagram and now I send him pictures of Titan periodically for admiration, so, it's not a complete loss

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 30/09/2026

this is what we need reviews on reviews for, AITA-style

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 30/09/2026

and not to belabor the point, but nobody at the time had any idea what was going to happen the following September we're never "just" voting for routine(ish) things like SCOTUS appointments, we're voting for who makes decisions in unforeseen, history-defining circumstances too

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 30/09/2026

iirc the "gotcha" when this originally came out was that "aha, this is clearly a staged photo, nobody puts cheese on burgers until AFTER they're grilled"

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 30/09/2026

screaming in terror is my default state to be fair

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 30/09/2026

(pauses screaming momentarily) say again?

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 29/09/2026

"How likely are you to recommend..." yeah, I'll definitely bring this up next time I have people over and we're talking about the one and only trash pickup company in this area

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 29/09/2026

next step: get a stroller for the bag

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 29/09/2026

some of them are into that, though, from what I can tell

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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 29/09/2026

tfw I make a shitpost about Jira in the waiting room at the doctor's office and come back to 30+ notifications

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 29/09/2026

... see, I didn't expect this at all

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 29/09/2026

Dathon and Picard, on El-Adrel

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 29/09/2026

I like how we both independently decided to hate on Jira in the replies lol

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 29/09/2026

this person needs to touch more grass than exists in the universe

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 28/09/2026

"trust me, I wish Jira wasn't real, but"

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 28/09/2026

nobody expects Hermaeus Mora

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 28/09/2026

I recently discovered Quest protein chips, they're pretty good and have a better protein:carb ratio

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 28/09/2026

yippee ki noooOOOOOOOO

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 28/09/2026

tbh, I started muting 3-bots not too long ago because the bit is thoroughly worn out at this point

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 28/09/2026

tired: happy as a clam wired: happy as a Titan

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 28/09/2026

switched up my esketamine trip album and went with a new one, Jon Hopkins' "Ritual" game-changer, honestly, though I'm not sure how or why

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 27/09/2026

why? is the SLU trolley out of service?

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 27/09/2026

wait, are you telling me they aren't actually called Freedom Fries?

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 27/09/2026

the random capitalization for emphasis reminds me of, uhhh, someone

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 27/09/2026

yeah... I was walking into work the other day and realizing that I actually "belonged" there, I wasn't just visiting made me wonder if my dad ever experienced anything like that

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 27/09/2026

me, ~20 years ago: "I'm a computer information science major, why do I have to take these classes on business ethics and corporate social responsibility" me, now: "ah"

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 27/09/2026

I periodically have cause to remind people that the last time someone was convicted of treason in the US, was for abusing American POWs while working for imperial Japan just, y'know, as a frame of reference

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 27/09/2026