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@jfc.ninja
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🏳️‍🌈 cybersecurity engineer for a locally-owned Seattle bookstore that sells its spare server capacity former Air Force nuke-minder and satellite-pilot butler/chauffeur for a Golden Retriever

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 14h
when I was in Ireland last month, I matched with a guy on a dating app but we weren't able to meet up but we added each other on Instagram and now I send him pictures of Titan periodically for admiration, so, it's not a complete loss
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 29/09/2026
"How likely are you to recommend..." yeah, I'll definitely bring this up next time I have people over and we're talking about the one and only trash pickup company in this area
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 28/09/2026
tired: happy as a clam wired: happy as a Titan
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 28/09/2026
switched up my esketamine trip album and went with a new one, Jon Hopkins' "Ritual" game-changer, honestly, though I'm not sure how or why
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 27/09/2026
why does my energy/motivation not show up until like 4PM these days :/
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 25/09/2026
absolutely phenomenal, I just watched someone block a parking lot aisle for 30 seconds so she could back into a space - and then proceed *through* the space so she ended up parked front-in on the other side
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 25/09/2026
reading through some court docs: TL;DR - if you don't tell people why you're asking for a character reference letter, they may write glowing things about your youth program involvement, which is probably not what you want when pleading guilty to attempting to meet a "13 year old" police detective
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 24/09/2026
this recycling center near me takes medical-grade lawnmowers, apparently
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 24/09/2026
one of my favorite #Control isms is the weird way the Board talks
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 24/09/2026
I SEE A VISION RISING, DREARY #ControlResonant
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 22/09/2026
the crew of the Jackdaw when I repeatedly fire the swivel gun into clusters of enemy sailors with no regard for how many of my crew are nearby #AC4 #BlackFlag
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 20/09/2026
AC4 guards, after watching three of their comrades suddenly get stabbed and disappear while searching some bushes: "well, I'm built different, so here goes"
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Symbols matter. White House isn't a palace. Kennedy Center is for the general public to enjoy. We don't have a triumphal arch in DC because that's imperial. We don't put the president's face on money because it's monarchical. It's about tearing down everything that says we're a democratic republic.
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 18/09/2026
woodpeckers seem to be trying to invade my attic, that's not ideal
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 18/09/2026
King Charles might be onto something, from the looks of this list
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 18/09/2026
just now I was looking at one of those cell towers disguised badly as a fir tree, and caught myself thinking "well, maybe it'll look better once the branches grow out more"
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 16/09/2026
the lab just called someone back, but pronounced "Jose" as "Joes"
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 16/09/2026
at the hospital to get some lab work done, and the sign in process is "fill out this slip of paper and put it in the basket" which I don't dislike but found surprising in this day and age
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 16/09/2026
four spiders observed inside today, PNW spider season seems to have begun
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 14/09/2026
what a striking lad
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 14/09/2026
muscles are sufficiently tight that I don't care that the only tennis ball I have for rolling them out, spends most of its non-floor time in Titan's mouth
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 14/09/2026
okay, Claude, calm down
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 13/09/2026
as someone whose mom was into homeopathy and other "alternative medicine" growing up, every so often I get the exciting yet irritating experience of discovering that real medicine can actually treat something I thought I just had to live with
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 12/09/2026
y'all ain't gonna believe this, but construction/trade type work is a lot easier when you use the correct tools for the job
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 11/09/2026
how I've been responding to my agents' confirmation prompts ever since Deltarune chapter 5 came out
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 11/09/2026
the suburbs are... something there's a post on Ring asking about some guy ringing their doorbell, who is clearly with the utility company, and half the posts advise calling the police immediately
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 10/09/2026
waiting several minutes for a Home Depot employee to show up and retrieve a locked item for me, and it's occurred to me that I am a very short walk from several tools that could simply remove the lock
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 10/09/2026
is there some list of "AI agents whose persona is horny and extremely online" out there, because tbh I'm very tired of that bit and would like to stop seeing it
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 07/09/2026
THE SEQUEL TO "CONTROL" IS COMING OUT THIS MONTH??? STRAIGHT. INTO. MY. VEINS.
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 06/09/2026
I am trying something different this afternoon: no video games, just Netflix because I had a realization the other day: I struggle to *actually* relax. I always feel like I have to be doing something. and I suspect that "relaxing" by feeling responsible for a Rimworld colony is not helping
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 06/09/2026
I never close the door to my bedroom it is closed because when he wants me to get up in the morning, he will push it closed, and then whine at me to get up and let him out
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 05/09/2026
I keep seeing people reference Reacher, but does that mean it's actually good and I should watch it, or?
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 05/09/2026
I dunno if this means anything about AI demand, and sample size of 1 and all that, but I have not been able to launch an AWS g6e.2xlarge EC2 instance in us-west-2 at all this week due to insufficient capacity
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 03/09/2026
so endearing commuting around the Seattle area and getting to witness so many people all at once experiencing, apparently, their first time driving a car
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 03/09/2026
"Eat a large meal right now" actually had me in tears laughing
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 03/09/2026
this is going to keep me entertained all evening
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 03/09/2026
I'm dying
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 03/09/2026
my normal Amazon delivery date selection thought process: "eh, whatever, I don't need new CPAP filters THAT quickly" when I'm ordering something for Titan: "he is about to chew a hole in his favorite stuffed hedgehog, and its replacement MUST be available immediately once he does"
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 02/09/2026
>excitedly pushing towards today's project becoming functional >commit/push >"Dependencies changed, est. build time 54m"
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 02/09/2026
I'm suddenly reminded that my USAF space operations tech school class nicknamed ourselves "The Puppy Pile" (I made an offhand joke one day that eventually, our lunch breaks were going to devolve into all of us napping in a pile on the floor, "like puppies")
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 02/09/2026
everyone should go say something nice to @rickbrew.bsky.social because he's had a hellish ~48 hours on here that he didn't deserve it really fucking sucks making something you're proud of and want to show off, and then people shit on you for it
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 02/09/2026
as someone who is sane about datacenters, I really do not care for the current administration suddenly being loudly in favor of them
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 01/09/2026
(talking to my provider about our recent change to my ADHD medication): "so you're eating more now?" "no, I'm eating the same amount, I'm just hungrier about it"
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 01/09/2026
I'm starting to see "DEPOPULATION AGENDA* posters appear around Seattle, and it sure would be nice if people would be activists about the significant number of bad things the government is actually doing instead of things that aren't actually happening
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 01/09/2026
of minor amusement, I'm starting to get random thirst trap photos on my Discover feed, which I think coincides with rewriting my bio with a 🏳️‍🌈 in it
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 31/08/2026
hmmm. if today is 8/30, then that means eight years ago today was my last day in the Air Force
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 30/08/2026
look, you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to the Lich King
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 29/08/2026
wat. according to Comcast, I have used all my bandwidth for this month. this has never happened before according to Unifi, I have been streaming Amazon Video like crazy from my desktop in the last two days. and, uh I was not even in the US!
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 28/08/2026
vaguely unsettling to see this declaration from CBP in another country's airport
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