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@jfc.ninja
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🏳️‍🌈 cybersecurity engineer for a locally-owned Seattle bookstore that sells its spare server capacity former Air Force nuke-minder and satellite-pilot butler/chauffeur for a Golden Retriever

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jfc @jfc.ninja · 04/10/2026
I am down 7% body fat since the beginning of the year, due to having an agent and MCP tools that build a meal plan for me every day and adds each item to my to-do list, and adjusts it on-the-fly to keep my calories/macros on target if I go off-plan
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 03/10/2026
I mean
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 02/10/2026
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 30/09/2026
lol I had to go look it up, but in my case, I meant this Titan
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 29/09/2026
tfw I make a shitpost about Jira in the waiting room at the doctor's office and come back to 30+ notifications
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 29/09/2026
... see, I didn't expect this at all
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 28/09/2026
tired: happy as a clam wired: happy as a Titan
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 26/09/2026
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 24/09/2026
this recycling center near me takes medical-grade lawnmowers, apparently
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 24/09/2026
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 23/09/2026
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 22/09/2026
the crew of the Jackdaw when I repeatedly fire the swivel gun into clusters of enemy sailors with no regard for how many of my crew are nearby #AC4 #BlackFlag
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 22/09/2026
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 19/09/2026
on the flip side, these are pretty great
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 18/09/2026
King Charles might be onto something, from the looks of this list
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 16/09/2026
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 15/09/2026
I'm gonna wait for JevII
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 14/09/2026
what a striking lad
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 14/09/2026
okay, Claude, calm down
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 11/09/2026
how I've been responding to my agents' confirmation prompts ever since Deltarune chapter 5 came out
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 09/09/2026
don't forget this one from 2024
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 08/09/2026
yup. me when people from Idaho condescendingly comment about the homeless situation in Seattle WHY DO YOU THINK THEY'RE HERE AND NOT THERE. WHY.
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 08/09/2026
uhhh I'm gonna have to pass on that deal, but thanks
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 08/09/2026
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 06/09/2026
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 06/09/2026
I never close the door to my bedroom it is closed because when he wants me to get up in the morning, he will push it closed, and then whine at me to get up and let him out
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 06/09/2026
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 05/09/2026
:( got my hopes up
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 04/09/2026
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 03/09/2026
(visible confusion)
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 03/09/2026
"Eat a large meal right now" actually had me in tears laughing
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 03/09/2026
this is going to keep me entertained all evening
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 03/09/2026
I'm dying
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 02/09/2026
"it was because of that recent mass harassment event that happened"
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 01/09/2026
obligatory
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 30/08/2026
look, you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to the Lich King
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 28/08/2026
vaguely unsettling to see this declaration from CBP in another country's airport
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 28/08/2026
I feel welcomed
a Grindr screenshot asking if I have ever enjoyed "hung fit Irish daddy cock"
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 21/08/2026
he so pretty
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 20/08/2026
nary a day goes by that I don't wonder how I was lucky enough to be the one that got to bring him home
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 17/08/2026
ehm, well
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 12/08/2026
"we've gotten rid of the T, now let's go for the B" yeah dude, seems reasonable, no trend here at all to be concerned about /s (eternally relevant @adamtots.bsky.social cartoon attached)
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 09/08/2026
oh yeah, for sure. I'm all for some good ol' "shredded cheese from the bag at 3AM" I meant more like, for some number of people, it seems like saying unhinged/weird shit to strangers is becoming normalized, and like... you can't just do that! "we live in a society!"
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 02/08/2026
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 01/08/2026
what in the fuck is this new images.google.com, and how do I turn it off?
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 22/07/2026
the vet told him he is handsome and perfect, and she is a medical professional who sees animals all day, so I have no choice but to accept her expert opinion
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 22/07/2026
I, uh, assume it means he has a rare spinal condition
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 17/07/2026
OH NO. THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
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jfc @jfc.ninja · 17/07/2026
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