jfc @jfc.ninja · 04/10/2026I am down 7% body fat since the beginning of the year, due to having an agent and MCP tools that build a meal plan for me every day and adds each item to my to-do list, and adjusts it on-the-fly to keep my calories/macros on target if I go off-plan 041
jfc @jfc.ninja · 29/09/2026tfw I make a shitpost about Jira in the waiting room at the doctor's office and come back to 30+ notifications 030
jfc @jfc.ninja · 24/09/2026this recycling center near me takes medical-grade lawnmowers, apparently 100
jfc @jfc.ninja · 22/09/2026the crew of the Jackdaw when I repeatedly fire the swivel gun into clusters of enemy sailors with no regard for how many of my crew are nearby #AC4 #BlackFlag 000
jfc @jfc.ninja · 11/09/2026how I've been responding to my agents' confirmation prompts ever since Deltarune chapter 5 came out 000
jfc @jfc.ninja · 08/09/2026yup. me when people from Idaho condescendingly comment about the homeless situation in Seattle WHY DO YOU THINK THEY'RE HERE AND NOT THERE. WHY. 001
jfc @jfc.ninja · 06/09/2026I never close the door to my bedroom it is closed because when he wants me to get up in the morning, he will push it closed, and then whine at me to get up and let him out 001
jfc @jfc.ninja · 30/08/2026look, you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to the Lich King 000
jfc @jfc.ninja · 28/08/2026vaguely unsettling to see this declaration from CBP in another country's airport 010
jfc @jfc.ninja · 20/08/2026nary a day goes by that I don't wonder how I was lucky enough to be the one that got to bring him home 020
jfc @jfc.ninja · 12/08/2026"we've gotten rid of the T, now let's go for the B" yeah dude, seems reasonable, no trend here at all to be concerned about /s (eternally relevant @adamtots.bsky.social cartoon attached) 131
jfc @jfc.ninja · 09/08/2026oh yeah, for sure. I'm all for some good ol' "shredded cheese from the bag at 3AM" I meant more like, for some number of people, it seems like saying unhinged/weird shit to strangers is becoming normalized, and like... you can't just do that! "we live in a society!" 210
jfc @jfc.ninja · 01/08/2026what in the fuck is this new images.google.com, and how do I turn it off? 000
jfc @jfc.ninja · 22/07/2026the vet told him he is handsome and perfect, and she is a medical professional who sees animals all day, so I have no choice but to accept her expert opinion 001