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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 24/09/2026

I just ran the text with Pangram. Here's what it found:

A screenshot from the Pangram dashboard that shows the result of the AI detection. It reads 100%. Confidence is limited due to the short text.

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 09/09/2026

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

It's a meme from Return of the King.

In the first panel, Pippin stares at Gandalf and says, "Gandalf, why is he called the witch-king?"

The second panel shows Gandalf and it reads, "Because he weighs the same as a duck."

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 02/09/2026

You know the economy is bad when a Spirit Halloween store closes and another Spirit Halloween opens up in its place.

A store with a large Spirit Halloween banner being covered by a larger Spirit Halloween banner.

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 31/08/2026

I'm told that in the future, this is peak fitness. #elon #musk #wanker

Elon Musk, a complete knob, stands on the road staring at a normal person. Musk is somewhat overweight in his torso while wearing weird skinny jeans. He looks on with a milky, pasty expression that only the inbred royalty of England have managed to achieve.

I mean, what the fuck is this? The man has somehow achieved a pot belly but in his chest, and he looks like he's wearing a pants corset.

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 28/01/2026

Even my YouTube feed is calling out Dem bullshit

A screenshot of my YouTube feed. The first thumbnail is from Pod Save America with the title “MN Senator stands up to Trump”. The following thumbnail reads “Nice try”

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 08/01/2026

Chef's kiss! 🤌 (from reddit/programmerhumor)

It's a meme image about AI developers. In the panel one, the text reads, "Prompt Engineer". The woman is visibly disgusted. In panel two, the text reads "Sloperator" and the woman seems interested.

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 25/06/2025

Roll 10d10 psychic damage.

This is a three panel meme. In the first panel, Mary Jane approaches Peter Parker from Spiderman 1 and says, "Tell me the truth...I'm ready to hear it."

In the second panel, Peter Parker says, "Viggo Mortensen is as old now as Ian McKellan was in Fellowship of the Ring.

In the final panel, Mary Jane sobs.

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 27/05/2025

Life is serendipitous at times. This me seeing a rainbow out my window, reading a reddit post. The post shows Mr. Rogers and Steve Irwin with a rainbow behind them. Life is good.

Mr. Rogers and Steve Irwin smile at the camera. Mr. Rodger wears a "Good Vibes" shirt with Bob Ross on it. A rainbow is behind them and another one is in my office window.

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 25/02/2025

You love it when you see it. #tesla

The Tesla stock price falling off a cliff like the Nazi near the end of Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade.

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 06/02/2025

G: Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish! V: Whatever we think of-will appear and destroy us, okay? Don't think of anything. G: The choice is made! S: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.

Elon Musk, dressed as Wario, from Saturday Night Live, who is trying to control the United States government. I can't believe I just wrote that. What the fuck is going on?

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 17/10/2024

This meme is all time fave of mine.

A picture of Aaron Eckhart from The Dark Knight looking like a proud friendless grammar nazi. The caption reads, "You either die a grammar nazi or live long enough to see yourself make a typo."

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 13/09/2024

Years ago, I used to agonize over each block, weighing the pros and cons of pressing that button. These days, I just take my cues from Vasquez

A brief clip of the Xenomorph killing queen Vasquez. She holds a massive of smart gun and blasts the Xenos in a wide arc. Underneath in the big letters are the words, "LET'S ROCK!!".

When it comes to trolls and social media dipshits, follow Vasquez's example.

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 09/09/2024

James Earl Jones played Thusla Doom in Conan the Barbarian. He was in the movie for less than twenty minutes and literally owned every scene even when he wasn't speaking. RIP to a legend!

A still from Conan the Barbarian. James Earl Jones is dressed in armor. His hair is long and black. He stares at the camera with a deep somber menace. He was a great actor.

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 21/08/2024

Joe be like, "Someone actually watches my movies?"

A picture of Joe Estevez. His hair is spiked. His collar is open. His face is perpetually confused. He looks like middle age divorced energy personified and looking for its keys.

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 03/08/2024

Well, in Trump's defense (🤮), Zuck was wearing an awful lot of sunscreen on his face. It probably made him tear up. :D

A picture of Mark Zuckerburg on a surfboard with a massive amount of suntan lotion on his face, making him look like a divorced mime.

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 30/07/2024

New Project 2025 cover just dropped

A photo from the cover of the book The Weird Tales Boys by Stephen Jones. It shows three creepy white men on it: Robert H Howard, H.P. Lovecraft, and the walking remain of Bizaro Walt Disney.

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 29/07/2024

I'm going to put this next to my 2006 Time's Person of the Year award.

Time Magazine cover. It is the 2006 person of the year cover. It shows a computer with the words You written on it. It reads, "Yes, you. You control the Information Age. Welcome to your world."

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 23/07/2024

I'm seeing this issue as well. My response to a similar response on Reddit:

My reddit response reads, "I understand your point about the primary process, but I must politelty disgree here about her not being battle tested. She been through an AG race, a Senate primary, and a US presidential primary. She's spent the last three years in the epi-center of US power. She's comfortable in the national spotlight as she's been working with the media for years now.

In summation, she's uniquely qualified to run this race, especially against this former president."

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 08/06/2024

Sorry .. this one hurts too ...

Mary Jane: Tell me the Truth...I'm ready to hear it
Peter Parker: Viggo Mortensen is old now as Ian McKellen was in Fellowship of the Ring
Mary Jane: <cries>

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 07/06/2024

I literally took this photo of your book at my library the other day as reminder to check it out. (I read a bit of a few years ago and really enjoyed it).

A bunch of books on a library book shelf with Dreyer's English in the middle.

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 23/05/2024

unsolicited trick pic (sorry, it's a cheap one)

A photo of the popular band, Cheap Trick

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 22/05/2024

Three weeks from now ...

A superhero dressed as a bird, flying through the sky. The title reads, "Birdman".

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 13/02/2024

Since no one is about to take this bullet, I might at well stand up and do so. Special thanks to @billcorbett.bsky.social

A picture from The Room whereby Tommy Wiseau is holding a football looking puzzled

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Brian Moakley @jezner.com · 12/02/2024

It's "all caps", all the way down.

A picture of the jealous girlfriend meme. In it, the boyfriend is checking out the super bowl meme of a player screaming at the coach. The jealous girlfriend is the meme of the girlfriend yelling at her boyfriend.

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