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Jessifris

@jezebel.bsky.social
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I saw a wild monk parakeet in Boston and it changed the trajectory of my life. All photos my own 🔞 NSFW. I have also been known to post about baseball and hypnosis. Buy my prints :) www.inprnt.com/gallery/birdingjess

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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Long time no see, reminder that I sell prints and that you can buy THIS PHOTO right now if you wanted www.inprnt.com/gallery/bird...
Square diptych photograph. The top half shows a baby piping plover on a bluish muddy beach. The bottom photo shows the same background, but an adult piping plover in the same place.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
British Ornithologist at a trans orgy: okay I think I misunderstood what the flyer meant when it said "try to identify birds by their jizz" -- Trans girl at a bird watching event: yknow, not what I was expecting but I'm actually having a lot of fun
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Else @else.social · 12/02/2026
Marty Supreme is the story your deadbeat dad tells you about his life in fragments over the course of at least a decade. You'll never know how much is true and how much isn't; that's not the point. He says he's telling you the story so that you don't make the same mistakes, and he's wrong. 5 stars.
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Mr. Magnifico was great. MUCH better than Cats. I'm going to see Mr. Magnifico again and again.
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Cheminism🏴 @atrophous.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
ipad battery low. Everyone is sleeping. iPhone battery also low. Am bored and slightly sad, thinking about the way everyday life activities feels like cosplaying stability while my future remains deeply unstable.
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
And here's the static shot (with a different plane! #birds 🪶
A Delta ERJ-175 taking off at sunrise. A Snowy Owl can barely be seen as a speck on the ground, perched on an electrical box.
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Yes, that speck on the electrical box is a Snowy Owl #birds 🪶
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Else @else.social · 29/12/2025
BIRDHOUND: "Nothing makes Sartha Thrace feel good the way looking at a bird through a 800mm telephoto lens does."
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Lacuna @lacunae.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
maybe winter birding ain't that bad after all
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kitchen @alt.red · 15/12/2025
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🌟 Their Immaculate Majesty, King Hivemoon 🌟 @hivemoon.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The thing about hypnosis for me, is that it is the wielding and application of the most potent, powerful tool for changing one's behaviours, presentation, and mindset: An excuse.
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I've had a 4 lifer week (in December!?!) capped off by this Snowy Owl half a mile from where I work! Sadly didn't have my camera with me but I was so lucky he was still there after my shift ended
Blurry phone photo of a Snowy Owl perched stop a house next to a brick chimney
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shine yr light, chaos angel! @stonedfrog444.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
photos from my band’s first show :3
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
5:39AM N Train
Moody, grimy looking photograph of the N train subway platform in New York, with a train coming into the station. Leading lines of the platform and lights above cut through the frame. On the right, the train arrives. On the left, a foreground sign reads "<- Exit" and a background sign reads "-No Exit"
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I am a house built on loose sand and the house is hosting a party and the bass is shaking the walls
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
That was fast
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Last night was the crossing of the threshold
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
American Bittern in downtown Boston lol #birds 🪶
American Bittern perched on a submerged tree branch in a pond. A cars break lights reflect off the water above the birds head, created an almost sunset-like effect
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Big fan of my new coat but I'm seriously not beating the librarian allegations
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I have never seen a little league mistake that bad during that big a moment oh my God Phillies
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Guy named Schlittler having a generational start for the Yankees I'm gonna kms
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
WAIT THATS THE WRONG DURAN ABORT ABORT
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Goodbye New York it's been a blast as always
Giant stupid clock inside Moynihan Train Hall
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Sparrow en route to the big apple
Photo from the inside of the new Acela train
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Had a dream that there was a website where you could bid on ai versions of famous people doing work for you and 3 hours of ai Sam Altman went for 300 million dollars
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Folks this one might actually kill me, double flu/covid vax got hands this year
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Customer got mad at me because he asked what we did with our plastic bags and I told him we've only ever carried paper and he called me a liar
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Putting the entire bankroll on Mariners to win the World Series
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Another $25 to ra.co
Screenshot of bodyhack ticket confirmation
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I'm so sick and tired of my boss wanting me to be his friend and worse, his therapist
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
🥰
Arctic Fox hair dye arriving on Friday
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Chat what do we think
Manic Panic hair dye, color is Vampire Red
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Corvids are lovely no matter where I find them, like this Large-billed Crow I saw in Hokkaido #birds 🪶
A Large-billed Crow perches atop the long outstretched branch of a Japanese Larch tree.Close-up crop of the bird in the previous shot
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I never post thirst traps, so let's change that. Wearing this to the club tonight
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
It's not small, I'm just a grower not a shower. No it doesn't get hard anymore either why do you ask
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
It's time for a ✨ Depressive Episode ✨
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Successfully pitched my boss into letting me sell prints in the store :)
Framed print showcasing multiple photos of birds. Across the center reads the words "Birding Jess Photography". Below the frame is a filled business card holderA rack stocked with several photography prints
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Streets, Japan:
Down a side street at night, the neon sign and arrow of a bustling izakaya lights the brick face dramatically. A statue of a sheep is peering into the 2nd floor windowTokyo Skytree is the subject of this photo, lined up perfectly along a city street in Asakusa. A festival is occuring on the street with lanterns lining each side pointing towards the tower, and the street itself packed with peopleAt sunset, cars, buses, and motorcycles wait at a light on a busy road. Some drivers look impatient
A busy narrow street lined by businesses on each side. A red archway above names the place
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Buildings, Japan:
A smaller, more traditional style black building in the foreground is completely dwarfed by a towering skyscraper that takes up the entire background of the frameShibuya: a huge shopping mall is framed by cranes jutting to the left and right of it. It is towering above train platforms visible at the bottom of frameA white and blue office building towers above a tree on a beautiful partly cloudy dayAn under construction green and blue building with cranes balanced atop it
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Trains, Japan:
At an above ground subway stop, cables and metal girders block out the sky, making the space look more like an industrial yard than something made for people. The tracks snake left and right along with the platform and a train can be seen departing in the distanceA train passes by at a level crossing. Diagonal sunlight breaks across the front of the cabb&w portrait of a subway train coming into a station. The picture is cut in half, one light side and one dark. The headlight of the train sits in the center, starbursting a bit and lighting the platformSister image to the first photo. A different station, but a similar feel. We are further from the city here and some trees are poking out from all the metal and rock
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Power Lines, Japan:
Foreground power lines chaotically twist and turn in front of a grey and blue concrete building shot from below on a stormy dayb&w portrait of a concrete apartment tower, lit harshly by the sun. Foreground power lines cut back and forth in front and on the left leaves and ferns dangle into frameAn out of focus train in the foreground blurs past a blue city in the backgroundForeground power lines chaotically twist and turn in front of a city skyline. The Tokyo Tower is framed by the power lines, poking out above the buildings
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Worth it, though. (Huge thanks to @else.social for doing most of the work)
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
nvm I stopped having to do font selection for a graphic design project and I'm fine now
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Wow drinking too much for 3 days and overexerting yourself the whole time makes you feel like absolute dogshit and breakdown eventually. Who could have seen this coming
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I know im approximately 14 years late to the party but I just watched the 2011 Canada GP and hey what the FUCK
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
chat what the fuck
a screenshot of a winning hand in mahjong soul. It is four concealed triplets, but there are 3 closed kans to go along with it
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Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
>stand up at bus stop >Earbuds case rolls off lap >Case opens, buds roll into street >Bus drives over them, stops on top >Woman next to me who watched the whole thing looks at me and shrugs her shoulders
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