Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Long time no see, reminder that I sell prints and that you can buy THIS PHOTO right now if you wanted www.inprnt.com/gallery/bird... 020
Reposted by JessifrisPiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026British Ornithologist at a trans orgy: okay I think I misunderstood what the flyer meant when it said "try to identify birds by their jizz" -- Trans girl at a bird watching event: yknow, not what I was expecting but I'm actually having a lot of fun 1323
Reposted by JessifrisElse @else.social · 12/02/2026Marty Supreme is the story your deadbeat dad tells you about his life in fragments over the course of at least a decade. You'll never know how much is true and how much isn't; that's not the point. He says he's telling you the story so that you don't make the same mistakes, and he's wrong. 5 stars. 0161
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Mr. Magnifico was great. MUCH better than Cats. I'm going to see Mr. Magnifico again and again. 051
Reposted by JessifrisCheminism🏴 @atrophous.bsky.social · 01/01/2026ipad battery low. Everyone is sleeping. iPhone battery also low. Am bored and slightly sad, thinking about the way everyday life activities feels like cosplaying stability while my future remains deeply unstable. 1141
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 29/12/2025And here's the static shot (with a different plane! #birds 🪶 1141
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Yes, that speck on the electrical box is a Snowy Owl #birds 🪶 060
Reposted by JessifrisElse @else.social · 29/12/2025BIRDHOUND: "Nothing makes Sartha Thrace feel good the way looking at a bird through a 800mm telephoto lens does." 210227
Reposted by Jessifris🌟 Their Immaculate Majesty, King Hivemoon 🌟 @hivemoon.bsky.social · 07/12/2025The thing about hypnosis for me, is that it is the wielding and application of the most potent, powerful tool for changing one's behaviours, presentation, and mindset: An excuse. 19012
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I've had a 4 lifer week (in December!?!) capped off by this Snowy Owl half a mile from where I work! Sadly didn't have my camera with me but I was so lucky he was still there after my shift ended 170
Reposted by Jessifrisshine yr light, chaos angel! @stonedfrog444.bsky.social · 21/11/2025photos from my band’s first show :3 1122
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I am a house built on loose sand and the house is hosting a party and the bass is shaking the walls 020
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING I HATE BUNTING 030
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Big fan of my new coat but I'm seriously not beating the librarian allegations 060
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I have never seen a little league mistake that bad during that big a moment oh my God Phillies 150
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Guy named Schlittler having a generational start for the Yankees I'm gonna kms 140
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Had a dream that there was a website where you could bid on ai versions of famous people doing work for you and 3 hours of ai Sam Altman went for 300 million dollars 010
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Folks this one might actually kill me, double flu/covid vax got hands this year 040
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Customer got mad at me because he asked what we did with our plastic bags and I told him we've only ever carried paper and he called me a liar 040
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Putting the entire bankroll on Mariners to win the World Series 010
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I'm so sick and tired of my boss wanting me to be his friend and worse, his therapist 020
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Corvids are lovely no matter where I find them, like this Large-billed Crow I saw in Hokkaido #birds 🪶 090
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I never post thirst traps, so let's change that. Wearing this to the club tonight 2181
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 01/09/2025It's not small, I'm just a grower not a shower. No it doesn't get hard anymore either why do you ask 0111
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Successfully pitched my boss into letting me sell prints in the store :) 060
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Worth it, though. (Huge thanks to @else.social for doing most of the work) 060
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 21/08/2025nvm I stopped having to do font selection for a graphic design project and I'm fine now 181
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Wow drinking too much for 3 days and overexerting yourself the whole time makes you feel like absolute dogshit and breakdown eventually. Who could have seen this coming 030
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I know im approximately 14 years late to the party but I just watched the 2011 Canada GP and hey what the FUCK 021
Jessifris @jezebel.bsky.social · 08/08/2025>stand up at bus stop >Earbuds case rolls off lap >Case opens, buds roll into street >Bus drives over them, stops on top >Woman next to me who watched the whole thing looks at me and shrugs her shoulders 070